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are evil. Discuss.
A women makes me food :)
A women make us
A woman makes no sense.
Is this going to be that old "Women = Time and Money" ....."Money is the root of all evil" one again?
On the basis of the above, I prefer "mendhak = woman".
I thought this thread was going to be one of those lightbulb jokes. :(
You're not very bright, are you?
I'm just a filament of your imagination.
Of course you are. Nobody in real life has a head so bulbous.
This is the most illuminating discussion I have had all day.
If you keep making lightbulb related puns, mendhak will lamp you.
And Elton John will make another version of "Candela in the wind" for you.
Woman!
WO man!
I found this thread illuminating, also.
Women are generally brighter than we are.
Which probably explains why the only girls who regularly come to VBF are oceane and hairball...
Well, you all scared darts away!
Disclaimer: This post is in no way true.
I just made this because my ex is pretty much satan spawn. But nice discussion, I'm glad we got some lightbulb related jokes out of it XD
"We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need." - Tyler Durden :cool:
It would be a harsher, uglier world without them.
Well, it wouldn't be much of a world, because we'd be extinct. Unless we somehow evolved to become asexual and had babies by splitting in two or something.
Now you're scaring me.
This conversation has shed a light to my otherwise dark weekend.
That's still no reason for you to put your photon the desk.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
I think its time to wave goodbye to this particular thread.
Why? This thread has taken such a spectralcular turn, it's a reflection of the good old days (a year ago)
You're getting cornea by the minute.
Irisk all in such desperate times.
Why must you particulately emphasize your puns in your jokes? A skilled punnist does not have to stoop to such dark places to bring the light to another.
Stop glowering. You know it's for the less bright among us. Which is everyone except for me.
I'm inherently immune to your illuminating posts. :rolleyes:
Someone needs to step in and diffuse this situation.
period.
punny, in the philippines there is a saying that goes...
"ang babae ang ilaw ng tahanan"
which literally translates to: The wife is the light bulb of the house.
That's because they can't keep a hold of their tungsten.
Sounds like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Time to dig up the light bulb thread... again..
How many times has that thread been resurrected and died again?
Which lightbulb thread?
Women Suck!
And i like it that way ;)
Why did you marry a vacuum cleaner?Quote:
Originally Posted by pRoFiT
I Think Women Are More Sensitive And Emotional To Comments, I've Learned That When I was Young and Throughout Life The Experience Proved it Tru. Sure You Will Find Murderers And Killer Chicks, But Those Same Ones Get Pissed Over Small Issues Like "your Fat", "She's Prettier"
Also Women cant Help But to Talk About the neighbours, Even if They Dont Know Them~!!!
Its my friends I have trouble with, always liking the nice girls so that I cant get a look in :p
Am I fat?
You are all blue and starry.
I don't know?Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Depends on the pants?
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Originally Posted by vbcode1980
26-27 inch waist line fits me fine.
You're not fat...
Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.
Women are best appreciated from a distance or ignored from nearby.
I disagree.
Women are best tied down to a bed to play with..
Ok, I'll get my head out of the gutter...
After two years of testing, things went wrong -- and I wish they hadn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Codehammer
I agree with that more than ever now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wossname
You failed to mention tat an 82'' waistline also fits you.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by wossname
Typical.
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Originally Posted by dsheller
You should beta test for at least 4 years before marriage. The first 2 years is great. Your excited about the program. The program is doing what you want. Then after two years, You update the program wrong and it never feels the same.
I think a computer analogy would be better. You get a new computer everything is fast paced and new and does what you want. a couple years later.....adware, spyware build up. Viruses that never go away. You load the wrong program. And then the restore button never really restores anything the way it used to be. In the end you format the hard drive upgrade the system and start fresh. Maybe wait a year for the new os to have a Service Patch.
but on the plus side we'd half our expenditure on public toilets.Quote:
It would be a harsher, uglier world without them
If you get bored with Wife OS you can always reinstall Girlfriend 1.3 but you should take care to reformat first or give it its own partition or you can run into serious compatability problems.