The Insult Thread

Let us see how low we can get. :D

All you have to do is, insult previous posters.
As I'm the first poster, start with me. :)

Rules:
1. Post in this thread only if you can stand sarcasm,humiliation,threat,insult etc. Please don't say that I haven't warned you.
2. Don't insult any member who hasn't posted in this thread. (who posted)
3. If you insult any poster of this thread in any other thread - you are on your own.
4. Don't use any 'restricted' word or post any sexually explicit meterial.


Dear Admins/Mods,
This thread is in VBF. So all conditions of AUP still applies here. I'm just requesting to lift the 'insult/threat' rule for this thread only. Thanks. :)

you are threading on thin hair! :mad:

iPrank sucks!

I'll suck your brain out for free.

your picture sucks oceanebelle, i have the original in my room. way better...

and your cat sucks too

you :thumb:suck damasterjo because you keep originals! I have the fake! :mad:

your probably really a man! i can see it in your face!

The Ultimate Insult: eak ach chee!

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Originally Posted by jcis

The Ultimate Insult: eak ach chee!

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That's an insult only for baboons like you. :mad:

Doll face :eww:

Hello everyone.

Good morning, you shouldn't call in sick again, they'd think you have HN5!!! :O

Maayong udto.

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Originally Posted by mar_zim

Maayong udto.

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what the hell is this? klingon?

And by the way, Hello Everyone.

Get the clutch out of here Kregg, no one wants you!

Damasterjo smells.

You are all nothing, compared to myself...

Your stench brings tears to my eyes

The mere mention of your stench is enough to make birds drop dead.

Let's not try to see how low we can go, but how creative we can go.
(Blackadder style :))

If a hungry cannibal would crack your skull open, he wouldn't find enough to cover a small water biscuit... :p

Most people drank from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled

You wouldn't even recognise knowledge if it sat on your nose

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

None of you are moderators.

None of us are MartinLiss

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

None of you are moderators.

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...And we definitely don't want to be.

I'm not bold

i still have a PM martin never read, what a JERK!

I find this whole website offensive. Awesome.

damasterjo, please show him some respect.



He is OLD enough to become your great great grandpa. This kind of thing happens at this age. :thumb:

iPrank, if I wanted to listen to your pointless ranting, I would have taken my keyboard out of your mouth. Shut up and be offended!

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Originally Posted by iPrank

damasterjo, please show him some respect.



He is OLD enough to become your great great grandpa. This kind of thing happens at this age. :thumb:

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this would be one of the funniest things i have read, that is if in fact it was funny.... :lol:

TimeShifter, SHUT UP or I'll ShiftDelete you. :mad:

Don't make me pull an iPrank on you with my girl's iPod!!!!

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Originally Posted by damasterjo

i still have a PM martin never read, what a JERK!

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No, you don't.

Demasterjo is a liar, or so it would seem... :lol:

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Originally Posted by thegreatone

I can move anywhere in time or space

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No you can't.

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Originally Posted by kregg

what the hell is this? klingon?

And by the way, Hello Everyone.

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n00bs.

:lol:

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

No, you don't.

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oh it was brad jones... you all moderators are alike though. you just are the worst

Not all moderators have posted in this thread. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry but after some thought I've decided to close this thread.

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Originally Posted by damasterjo

oh it was brad jones... you all moderators are alike though. you just are the worst

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I've read all my PMs too. You simply may not have a receipt on it as I don't have to provide them.

Had Marty not closed the thread, I would have since an insult went beyond those in the thread.