Wonder Woman.....
damnit HE IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
ARGGGGGGHHHHH
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Wonder Woman.....
damnit HE IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
ARGGGGGGHHHHH
yes, I finally won an award.
Hey benji, I am just as annoying as the "bat" word batman uses. Why are you guyz anoy with that while I am 100% real woman. That is not fair. You men alwayz want to over power us helpless woman. why do you guyz like him so much but not me.
I must have been on your list right??????????? Just ignore Wonder Man.
How come I am beginning to think that Jethro and Wonder Woman is the same person?
gotdamnit wonder woman why wont you shut the **** up?
I don't give a ****ing **** how much percent woman/man/dog/thing you are, I just want you to stop bugging people..... Batman is fun... he bugs people, but not all people, just his enemy's, you bug EVERYBODY but merlin......
What on earth makes you think that? We only have wonder sports teams in this part of the world:)Quote:
Originally posted by Joker
How come I am beginning to think that Jethro and Wonder Woman is the same person?
1. Someone said it before.
2. It does not sound like he is from America.
3. I hear use the word bongs. I have heard you use the word bongs before.
Gee and you have used the word word therefore you must be Dennis. Interesting point though, l thought WW was a seppo, but if uses the word bong then could be an aussie.Hmmmmmm..............Gen-X has been quite of late.Quote:
Originally posted by Joker
1. Someone said it before.
2. It does not sound like he is from America.
3. I hear use the word bongs. I have heard you use the word bongs before.
What the hell is a "seppos" and a "bong", you bong head?
a bong is a smoking "pipe" in which the smoke travels through water before you inhale it...
a seppo is a person from americaCode:
V < weed goes here
\\ ______|| < inhale here
\\|__|----
\| | << water
| |
|__|
I'm sure bong isn't an Aussie thing, at least it's common over on these shores.
I don't know what you mean Dennis, it's designed for smoking tobacco. Honestly, these kids with their crazy ideas.
Thanks Dennis and Harry,
Now, I know what a bong. Bong is a smoke pipe, is it common for girls to use them?
seppos oz slang Septic Tank -> yank ->seppos.Quote:
Originally posted by Joker
What the hell is a "seppos" and a "bong", you bong head?
bong a home made device for enjoying the benefits of the naughty weed. Kind of like the thing Arabs smoke tobacco from. Regional differences do have an effect, e.g Queensland has the bucket bong. You would generally do a few cones in your bong.
Hope that has helped you out.
it really depends.....
it's usually used at parties a lot...
it saves the substance(weed usually, but tobacco could be used)
I think it's mostly used by males....
If it is use mostly by males, that means WW has to be a guy. I remember WW and Jethro used "bongs" several times.
Made a bong from an Orchy bottle....way cool...Quote:
Originally posted by Joker
If it is use mostly by males, that means WW has to be a guy. I remember WW and Jethro used "bongs" several times.
Chicks have been known to drive the bong........not very well mind you, reverse seems to be a problem.
In NZ they follow the California rule of joints, which females would appear to prefer.
What's an Orchy bottle?
i am starting to think jethro is wonderMAN
Seppo is slang for American?
Seppo means septic tank?
Looks like the Brits still resent getting their
asses kicked in the Revolutionary War. :):)
hehehe
Sherm
Not quite Sherm, it's aussie rythming slang.Quote:
Originally posted by sherm
Seppo is slang for American?
Seppo means septic tank?
Looks like the Brits still resent getting their
asses kicked in the Revolutionary War. :):)
hehehe
Sherm
Septic Tank -> Yank -> Seppo
Noahs Ark -> Shark -> Noahs
etc...etc...etc...
Thinking of which l haven't brought up The Americas Cup and the poor showing by the US contingent...now l know we are all just dying to talk about that:)
You're going to try and get at the Brits by bringing up a war which you won 224 years ago? Isn't that just a little bit desperate?
There's plenty of other things to take the piss out of here in Britain, no need to stoop to that ;)
And you don't want to know what you are in Cockney.
Anyway, what's an Orchy bottle? Tell me!
Well, we did a lot of bong sucking in Egypt (cf. "Parksie reporting from Egypt")
hehe... :)Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
You're going to try and get at the Brits by bringing up a war which you won 224 years ago? Isn't that just a little bit desperate?
There's plenty of other things to take the piss out of here in Britain, no need to stoop to that ;)
And you don't want to know what you are in Cockney.
Well, there's plenty you can rag on America for.
We can't even vote correctly!
Sherm
That's already a favorite past time in this forum...you don't have to give them permission or ammunition. They have it down to a fine art!
I hate to admit it but...most of it is pretty damned funny too.
even worse thing to admit is most of it is true :(
most humor is...that's why its so funny!
Ok, check this out... now, it's a bit vulgar.... so
standard disclaimers apply.
I knew this guy from Australia a number of years ago,
and my friend and I asked him what he thought of
America. His reply?
"If the universe had a cock, America would be sucking it."
Damn... that's STILL the funniest thing I have ever heard
in my life.
Sherm
Benjamin is already curbonked i think :) If you look at him a bit closely you see who it is :p
I am benjamin,
it's my chit chat name.... so I don't loose too many posts by replying to pointless threads... :rolleyes:
Ooops!
I am benjamin,
it's my chit chat name.... so I don't loose too many posts by replying to pointless threads... :rolleyes:
Ok it's a medium sized plastic bottle, that orange juice and other unsavoury beverages come in.Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Anyway, what's an Orchy bottle? Tell me!
Instructions.
1. Empty out the contents, ok you can add them to vodka.
2. Drill a couple of holes in the side.
3. Put a metal tube in one hole, said tube should have a small funnel attached to allow a cone or mull to be placed into it.
4. Put a plastic tube in the other hole.
5. Half full your new bong with water, ensuring the plastic tubes end, (the end in the bong for beginners) is submerged.
6. Mull some dope and tobacco or score a cone and put into the funnel.
7. Light the cone or mull
8. Start sucking on the plastic tubing.
9. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care.
This is a technical processes and as such should only be conducted by experts. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, WITHOUT PARENTAL GUIDANCE. Don't try this with Bill Clinton, like most Americans he just never gets the concept.
you don't get the concept....
you are saying to put the metal piece in, and put the plastic piece in the water, then suck on the plastic piece... you aren't making any sense....
the metal piece must be submerged, and the plastic piece cannot be in the water, unless you are trying to drink the water....
and you must make sure everyhting is airtight....
or it won't work at all... you'll just be sucking air...
Hahah.. Well yes Dennis has a point, I noticed it myself. Thank you Dennis, I didn't realise you were quite the expert you evidently are on this subject :)
Why orchy? Just one of those words that gets made up and the reason lost?
The standard beginner's bong or shottie here is a coke (or equivalently shaped) bottle, the 500 ml plastic kind, with a hole drilled/burnt into the base an inch or two up for your shottie tube/hose for a cone, and another hole where the thumb would naturally lie to aid in clearing the ghost. The top of the bottle is your mouthpiece. I think I prefer the coke bottle meself :)
Well, the best way to do that... or so i hear, is a design like this
Code:
|--a little hole, you put your finger over it, then
when you are finished with your hit you let go, and
a rush of air goes in your lungs, which "pushes"
the smoke farther into your lungs, creating a
"better" high
|
|
| ____ ____ << inhale here
| | | /----
| / \//
|-> o //
/ // \
/ // \
/ \ ___
/ \ \ / << weeed goes here
| \//
| //
| //
|______________//|
| // |
| // | << water
| // |
|________________|
Of course, all that is based on what I read.....
I have never done drugs...... I am serious.... my sister is a recovering drugaddict, and I don't want to end up like that worthless pile of dogshit......
I can feel the love from here.
Thank you Dennis, but I am well aware of the technique :)
I was sure of that.. but jethro seeems a little confused.
At least someone in this place has some brains left.Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
Of course, all that is based on what I read.....
I have never done drugs...... I am serious.... my sister is a recovering drugaddict, and I don't want to end up like that worthless pile of dogshit......
Well it depends on what you include under the heading of 'drugs'. If you're going to include alcohol and nicotine then I think that's fair enough, they're all bad for you. It's a controversial subject though, as I suspect we're about to find out.
Your diagram is totally wrong however. The funnel tube, and the inhaling tube must be on different sides of the bottle.Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
I was sure of that.. but jethro seeems a little confused.
Orchy
Its a brand of fruit juice. Comes in plastic bottles, which are just right for a bong device, (unless you come from Queensland of course....the bucket bong thing don't you know).
Dennis you should know my opinions by now on people who rely on what they read in books, and don't compare it to lifes little expierances.
Hope your sister is on the mend, haven't done too many heavy drugs in my time.........but those first few years at University are still kinda vague.