Last night I converted my ex ex back! All night long!!! :eek: :bigyello: :thumb:
That's right, she's no longer a lesbian. ;)
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Last night I converted my ex ex back! All night long!!! :eek: :bigyello: :thumb:
That's right, she's no longer a lesbian. ;)
So she is now a transvestite ? :sick:
Nope. :p
She called me the same day my ex broke up with me, and wanted me! Talk about irony. :eek:
Her and her gf broke up 2 weeks ago.
Sounds like a great time to ask about 3 way. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
August 27, 2006
Dear Diary,
New lows on VBF.
-Mendhak
August 28, 2006
Dear Diary,
New lows on VBF.
-Mendhak
August 29, 2006
Dear Diary,
New lows on VBF. Today JR tried to take us for fools. Mr. T pitied us.
-Mendhak
August 30, 2006
He does sound too full of himself, doesn't he? Pranking these sort of stories now and then .. looking to get attention. I think from now on we should just ignore him, oh ok .. maybe thats impossible as we need someone to laugh on. ;)
She needed a reason to look for other girls after the on she loved dumped her... Hence the reason she came to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
August 32, 2006
Dear Diary,
VBF Standard of moronic banality plummets to new depths. Chuck Norris is mentioned, but only in passing. UN now manned entirely by undercover Serengeti fauna. Nobody notices the calendar bug.
-wossname
Planetary, intergalactic.
Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension.
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked.Quote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
I'll stir fry you in my wok.
Your knees will start shaking and your finger pop,
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock
If you want to battle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile
you rap like your parents jerked youQuote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
i dont wanna be the hurt you
my rhymes are sick and ill
with a single word
i can fatally scar or kill
you cant match what i got
when i spit it sounds like a gunshot
if you act up, you get jacked up
like tina turner when she got smacked up
:p
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
She has been reading about your exploits on here and has concocted a plan. You are the next to be converted.
Cue penagate...
And with regard to the title - let's hope you didn't kid her.
eminem???
Too full of myself? For the past 2 years, you fools kept thinking I converted her, but if anything, I converted her back. And she just called me today and wants to spend the night again! I can't wait! :bigyello:Quote:
Originally Posted by chocoloco
Of course, JR. And I'm not ashamed of my body. And zaza isn't infatuated with me.
I don't think monkeys are into frogs. ;)
She just wants to rob you and hock your turntables. Be sure to throw down some mad beats while you still can...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...id=50068&stc=1Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
lol far from re woreded somthing i saw from 8 mile :p lol ya i was boredQuote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
...aaaannnnd AUP enter stage left.
sshhhh .. just a trick to get JR banned ....
JR n a girl.. what is this world
comin too
when a monkey wants to twirl
with a honey dew
I think there is quite a mix up
when he tries to get fixed up
sayin his ex is tryin to get licked up
no way
he didint
hes just tryin to get some attention
go away
just act like you didn't hear what he mentioned...
cuz we all know
how he rolls
he is gay
so today... for his sake..
let us pray.....
Ah-men *dropping mic*
I am the mad rapper...
[Removed]
Well here's some proof of the incident at least. :rolleyes:
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=317789
Funny, the last part of the first post in that thread is now true...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
I'll believe it when she has the restraining order on you removed. :lol:
I believe everything Jake says...
JR's ex has converted him and they are playing role reversal.
(: yag si RJ
Somehow I don't really believe you. I'm thinking this smacks of desperation, trying to stop the VBF'ers winding you up about converting your ex into a lesbian.
It doesn't matter if she's lesbian or not any more. The fact still stands that JR converted her to lesbian in the first place :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Fool!
Even you post this thread, still we don't stop insulting you. :afrog:
btw nice try. ;)
I dunno what it is, but I can't help but have the sneaky suspicion that JR is making every single bit of this up. I mean, who tells people on the internet that their girlfriend turns lesbian and dumps them? Hardly a resounding acclamation of one's manhood. Coupled with that, who then also seriously expects us to beleive that they have magically converted said ex back????? I smell an attention seeking teenager!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Attention seeks me but I dumped it.
So it worked lads we got the photos and framed JR with a man dressed as his ex. Now all we need to do is send it to you've been framed and we are £250 up :afrog:
and that is the truth in JRs case.Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberSurfer
The thread he posted in defense of this thread is just another bunch of bollocks. He is full of it ...
Full of what? Haemoglobin?Quote:
Originally Posted by chocoloco
Homoglobin.
There's a spin-off joke in there somewhere, I just know it...Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
True :thumb: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
I'm telling you people, that this is true. She and her gf broke up, she moved back to Cocoa Beach, now works at Sterling Casino, got my cell phone number through my best friend Jackie, called me, and it went off from there. I know it seems like I'm making this up but seriously, I'm not kidding at all! She really missed me, and couldn't call me during that 2 year gap because she was nervous, scared, her gf wouldn't let her call me, and she felt really guilty and sorry for everything she has done to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberSurfer
Kinda wish I was making this up, but it seems so good to be true.
And you're not feeling used?
He has the personal right to be 'Happy'...
Guess the homograph of the synonym!
has anybody here drank soya milk?
I'm about to drink one.. jsut asking if anyone who is lactose intolerant here had any problems drinking this... :(
And you think we care because... ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
i can dance macarena.
You people are no fun at all :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberSurfer
Who really cares whether he made it up or not. If he didn't, it's still hillarious, and makes him the butt of many a joke. If he did make it up, then it's comic genious. There are few people on here who can consistently say things so outrageous that they get referred to in thread after thread in which they don't actually appear (let's see....NoteMe, Mendhak, Wossy, Bodwad, Oceane....etc).
Life would be that much less interesting without JR. Trying to pass judgement on him is like spitting on a fruitcake, nobody benefits.
(by the way, I hope somebody else can explain that metaphor to me, I was going to say something different, but the AUP caused me to change every noun and verb in the metaphor, and I'm not sure quite what I meant by what I ended up with)
I've tried and tried to get my ex's into chicks. If they shared my interests, we might still be together today.
Passing judgement on him is part of the fun. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
What has happened now is totally irrelevant. What is important is that you turned your then g/f into a lesbian, something you will be eternally ridiculed for :D
If however she has returned, as you say, then perhaps the opportunity for a threesome is good :thumb:
and don't forget to post some pics.Quote:
If however she has returned, as you say, then perhaps the opportunity for a threesome is good
I just done something better than a 3-some last night. I just got some sweet poon from both my ex's, and I'm not joking! Two booty calls in one night ain't bad. I'm tired of relationships. It's time I be a player for a change. Don't hate the playa, hate da game. This oughta be fun. :bigyello:
Isn;t he a little bit of bull**** :D Everytime we pick on him he comes back saying he got this and that and what not. As if poon is waiting for us to say something against him and poon can go and get humped.
JR, I think you are confused. Penthouse forum is where they usually have drivel like this, not VB forum.
That about sums up the last couple years, I think...Quote:
Dear VB forum,
I know this sounds completely outrageous, but every word of it is true. So I was nailing some fat broad who would steal from me. That is until one day, when she found some other butch fat broad, and she decided that she was more of a man than I was, and they ran off together.
Then I found a picture of a blonde on the net, and started telling people she was my girlfriend. Yeah, kinda like in Napolean Dynamite. Eventually I lost the picture, so I decided the best thing for a skinny white boy to do was to become a dj. So I bought me some turntables, and nagged people incessantly about dj stuff.
Eventually people stopped talking about me, so I said to myself, I said "Self...maybe if I told people that the big fat klesbo (that's klepto and lesbo put together, for those of you not paying attention) reconverted, even though people thought that she was looking for a more womanly partner, and Rosie O'Donnell wasn't doing it for her anymore, so she thought I would fit that role.
Now I'm up to the point where I'm am telling people that I'm having 9-ways with fatty, Rosie, and all of their pets (including the hermit crabs). And I somehow still find time to drop some mad beats on my turntables, dawg.
PS - didn't I say I knocked up Rosie at some point, too? Any devotees remember?
JR
:lol:
I don't like the sound of this at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Just because you had some bad relationships doesn't mean you can go out and hurting others as well. It would be unfair to the real ones who care.
I had a bad relationship too, it went for 7 years till i called it off, that still doesn't mean I should hit on every guy who comes knocking. :sick:
You are taking everything negatively. Yeah you may give yourself some slack but giving up altogether is just inhumane.
Thinks about this.
He just cannot resist saying he did something better, as though he is desperately trying to get our attention. :lol:
Say what you want, but as my thread title says, I kid you not. Don't worry bout it cause I'm really thinking bout option C., finding someone else. Although my ex's are still dating me and putting out and all, I can fully admit that these girls got some serious issues. At least one of them does things for me for a change, like hooking me up with free weed, buys me dinner, and helps me out when I'm in need.Quote:
Originally Posted by chocoloco
But how could you let such obvious treasures get away?? I say you fly them out to Reno and have a 3-tuxedo wedding performed by Paula Poundstone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
This latest turn is not good.
I know from past experience, long ago. If one or both get wind of the other or mad because you dump her for the other you are in for a world of hurt.
Believe me when I say they will find a way to get back at you and it will not be pleasant.
Do you remember the story of John and Lorena Bobbitt ?