Chickens will begin laying eggs much more quickly once they taste their first western omlette.
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Originally Posted by LaBamba
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Chickens will begin laying eggs much more quickly once they taste their first western omlette.
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Originally Posted by LaBamba
In the year 2000 we will have flying cars... :afrog:
In the latest incarnation of the Batman franchise, the role the caped crusader will be turned down by a cautious Urkel...
Guantanamo bay will be converted into a practice stage for young and upcoming artists.
Millions of males will be paying 50 dollars a month in order to browse free pr0n on a new digital medium...
...l33t 5p33|< will become the language of n00b wanabees, and the true geeks will from thence on shun it.
...a grate debate will arise in chatrooms worldwide, seperating the year'00 21st centurians from the more knowledgeable year'01 21st centurians.
in the year 2000 Giant Brains will take over the planet only to be defeated by an idiot who is his own grandfather.
baya_yu will run for and become US president only to outlaw GTA San Andreas.
NotLKH will be unable to find his way home.
Something Else, on the other hand, will be just fine.
1. Movie stars become politicians, and politicians will make movies
(Al Gore, Arnold Schwarzenegger)
2. Teminators will followup destruction with construction
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
People will no longer ask "got c0d?".
VBF members will realize how much postcount and reps matter.
Computers will be protable enough to fit in a two car garage...
2000: All VBF members will have someone else's avatar.
2001: All VBF members will have the same avatar.
2002 - Avatars abolished
2003 - All VBFers have the same login and are not allowed to post anything...ever.
2004 - DGlienna still manages to get himself banned even though its impossible to do so.
2005 - I give bad code...
2006 - QouteMe wins the coveted joint award for "Services to Illiteracy Awareness and Ridiculously Long-Winded Animated Avatar".
An alt account posts a stupid question in Chit Chat and everyone will take it seriously.
In the year 2000.... In the year 2000.
Iran will finally abandon its nuclear programme when news of Pluto's removal finally reaches that part of the world.
in the year 2000 we will have a portible device that will play 1 catchy show tune and be under 20 pound. man i cant wait!!!
Finally, with the arrival of the dot-com era, geeks are the new sex-symbols.
http://www.bikeshak.co.uk/images/geek.jpg
In the year 2000
...
Chuck Norris becomes self-aware and takes over the internet.
American auto manufacturers will show how out of touch they are with American consumers when they introduce the new Ford Jihad.
With totalitarianism firmly in place, VBF posters will be relegated to reviving old threads in a futile effort to laugh again.
Mr. T will reveal that he does not have a mohawk haircut, he just went bald on both sides of his head.
IN THE YEAR 2000!!!!
Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr will be giving the hordes of American and British mercenaries the taste of definite death. We will draw them into a quagmire and they will never get out of it.
n00b multiplayers will be reporting able aimers to various websites as cheaters.
People living in California will realize how bland Jay Leno's jokes are.
we will find the cure for cancer!
The Brave Little Toaster will become public enemy number 1.
Many members will leave because of new rules, only to return like the weak cowards they are.
Lackey members will mimic the regular members in hopes of finding the remains of a worn out persona.
On an unrelated note; it's good to see you again grilkip.
Some members pretend to leave but still lurking on vbf and that shows how stupid they are!
Some members will leave as a show of protest of following the rules, only to return using alt accounts so they dont look flaky.
If I were to return as a flaky account, I'd call myself dandruff.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
In the year 2000 I was a fledgling programmer doing my first java programming exercise conspicuously resembling C procedural language.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_wi...es/labamba.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by La Bamba
In the year 2000 we all live in paradise. We don’t need computers anymore and we, programmers, are all unemployed. We have time to skip around every day with flowers in our hair and shouting “peace man“.
Hmm…. I have the feeling that...
... was the 1960s, maaaan. Jimi Hendrix rocks!
Jesus was a hippie from the 60's
In the year 2000... "I can't believe it's not butter" will be renamed to "We did it!!!"
In the year 2000...
I will discover the awesome powers of c0d!
In the year 2000
I will have hear of some bug called y2k
The end of the 32bit signed world will be after 2038.
In the year 2000
CARPE 2000!!!
IN THE YEAR 2000!!!
American mercenaries will commit suicide by the hundreds.
Soviet Russia: "In the year 0x7d0, a decimal will hex YOU!"
In 2000, Samuel L Jackson will be in a documentary detailing the plight of cobras that live near airports.
Edit: That kind of made sense when I started typing it, but I'm too proud to remove it.
in the year 2000, They will stop making Michael Myers movies
In the year 2000, I will be contemplating life.
In the year 2000, christianity will need to come up with a new way to keep people interested since rapture seemed to skip yet another millenia.
In the year 2000, christian scientists (forgive the oxymoron) will tell us that the rapture will happen around 2018... based on a 7000 year cycle, dating back to creation...
In the year 2000... crptcblade will reveal his true identity as Gilbert Godfrey.
In the year 2000,
Nokia and Sony batteries will be seen as EVIL
In the year 2000 computers and toasters everywhere will fail due to missing the first two digits in the year....Panic will ensue, water will become scarce, cats and dogs sleeping together....
Standards of English usage will soar.
NoteMe will become an expert in the English language.
Thou shalt not disrespect the Note.