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My goodness can't we talk about anything else?????
Whatever happened to talking about beer???
Even the yank bashing (or seppos or soapies) was better than the self-righteous dribble that's been going on in this forum lately?
I need some mindless dribble!!! Where are the humorous, witty and general smart-ass threads?
[Edited by barrk on 11-14-2000 at 02:25 PM]
So how bout them yankees ;)
That IS definitely mindless dribble all right! I said yanks, not yankees. You can be proud of being a yankee since October but since November being a yank is an embarrassment.
Mindless dribble it was but what does baseball have to do with being a yank :) ("how bout them yankees" is a old joke to indicate that a change of subject is needed, the yankees are a baseball team)
No sh*t sherlock....that's another old expression.
Well you never know what you non-yanks know of us yanks since you probably don't pay much attention to our mindless drible
will you two stop bitching at each other?
thats my job....
:rolleyes:
So you want some of my mindless dribble too
I'm as American as you can get buddy! I live on an Air Force base and probably have a better feel for what's going on in our nation than most.
That being said.....back to the mindless dribble!
I should have known I could count on you for an injection of smart-ass replies!
Which base?
Edwards Flight Test Center in California
Cool
I was stationed at luke a couple years ago
who, me?
It is pretty cool. I really like my job and most of the people I work with (even the officers)
Who else??????Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
who, me?
damn, too late.... a few posts got crammed between those, and I didn't read the title....
damn....
Ok, since nobody is talking to me now, I'll just leave...
*Dennis walks away*
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Nooooo I can't stand to be away from any chit chat conversation....
*Dennis comes running back*
;)
Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Who else??????Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
who, me?
HEY, is that an insult?.....
j/k
:rolleyes:
I've got an Idea, Dennis, state your opinion on something and we'll all take the piss out of you.
A compliment actually. Some of my best friends are smart-asses. Doing it well is an art!
That's being done in just about every other thread on this forum today.
We only want mindless dribble on this thread so....dribble on!
make up your mind, first you say you want mindless dribble and then you're not happy that my ideas are unoriginal.
Ok, my opinion.....
Sam is smart....
and of course there are always more people oposing rather then siding with the beleif... so... lets wage this "War"...
Most smart-asses are smart but not all smart people are smart-asses....can you explain this????
of course.... if you are a smart-ass, most likely you think a lot, and very quickly, else people wouldn't call you a smart-ass..
but a lot of smart people, are very serious, and don't like to be thought of as a smart-ass, because it's unprofessional.....
or something... I could never not be a smart-ass... so.. I can't explain #2 so well... :rolleyes:
I think this proves that Sam is both smart and a smart-ass. But you're still the prince of smart-assness(new word, how do you like it?)
well, actually, you don't have to say "smart and a smart ass"
because, when you say smart-ass, you are saying that the person is acting like an ass, but cleverly....
hence, smart-ass... :rolleyes:
damnit, why does everybody stop talking when I say something?
:mad:
I had to go get lunch...I'm back now and you're still a smart-ass.
not only you, but sam, and jdavidson.... :mad:
I understand that you have to go to lunch.... damn californians with their 3 o clock lunches
Damned East Coasters etc leave me here on my own every Friday around 2:00 pm. It get very lonely!
I don't leave 'till 6 o clock your time.... sometimes 7
Yeah, but MOST of us have a life.
DerFarm
Unfortunately my life doesn't get to start until 4:00 pm on Fridays which is 7pm on the east coast. On the other hand I don't come in until 7am on Monday and you guys are already hard at work while I'm snoozing....my point was it gets dull around 2pm my time on Fridays.
How about if you just watch this and relax about it? ;)
http://www.stileproject.com/politics.html
I'll look at it when I get home. Big brother watches from time to time and from the banner ad on the top for ***** enlargement...it might not be a good thing for me to be checking out at work.
Thanks for the thought anyway!
"We only want mindless dribble on this thread so....dribble on!"
Dribble Dribble... *drool dribbles down Edwin's chin*
Hey, I'm good at this stuff!
that was a great imitation of George W! You have a career ahead of you I think!
See HarryW...I'm not always nice.
Haha, sorry about that Barrk, I should have added a disclaimer :)
I just don't think my boss would understand...no sense of humor....I think he may need the above mentioned product though judging by his attitude...he's all talk and no c*ck...or he's just a typical officer.
*Edwin sprays makeup on face*
Now what alpha male am I?
come on barrk, talk like a real man, errr woman..
****
cock
:rolleyes:
If you want mindless dribble, surely pretty much any of the 'comedies' on your (US) terrestrial channels will do...
(Paul sneaks in with some mindless yank bashing...)
Strange disconnected thread this is - WE NEED CHAT!!!
Cheers,
Paul.
P.S. barrk - I just KNEW you were my kind of woman;) What a thread, hehehe
/me blinks
/me dribbles
td.
We don't need a chat ;)
This is much better.
I don't know yet for sure if I'm smart nor smart-ass. I'm sometimes both. Otherway I'm just a stu... Finn surfing around. And helping when I can.
****
cock
Are you happy now dennis? Very unladylike you know!
shitcock - is that what you use in badminton -
barrk, I'm shocked - talking that way to a minor (major smart-ass though).
Cheerio,
P.
Well if you ask me he's a major, but anyway...
Good Morning Paul. How's it going? I am trying to prepare myself for a day of CMM. All us developers get to sit in a room and have a non-programmer instruct us in modeling, developing and documenting code. Doesn't that sound like fun???? I'm on my third cup of coffee and I will still probably fall asleep.
You'll get to ***** and moan about it afterwards though - bonus!
Isn't that stupid? To have a non-programmer planning things?
Though I've heard even worse...But now it doesn't come to my mind :)
hey, barrk,
Going well, but look on the bright side - you could be stuck in a dead-end job you hate so much that you spend all day on VB-World (now who could that be?)
What is CMM, btw?
Cheers,
P.
CMM stands for Capability Maturity Model. It means document, document, document, measure, make-up excuses, document again, re-measure, validate measurements, document...certify that you measured, documented and validated. Go home and have a beer!
Oh, and if you have time...write some code.
Only the American Military would use something as anally retentive as the CMM....I've sat through CMM sessions, and apart from being hugely boring, they appear to be singularly useless....hope it wasn't too unbearable barrk.
- gaffa
[Edited by gaffa on 11-16-2000 at 05:29 AM]
It was VERY painful but I survived. Unfortunately I have round two at 8:30. Wish me luck. They didn't even give us coffee and doughnuts the rat bastards!
It's not fair, we hardly ever get doughnuts with our coffee over here *Sobs*
Speak for yourself. It's cappuccino and croissants all the way here.
Yours fatly,
Paul.
Hmm, well in my desired job I'll be sitting around in an office-lounge in my boxer shorts drinking coffee and (if desired) eating doughnuts most of the time anyway ;)
Sounds like the job for me! Where do I sign-up?
barrk
you wear boxers? cool
:)