Your lucky we have to wait till next year................
........to get rid of jackboot Johnny and his merry band.
They have decided that they can in fact police the entire www by legislation.
Hey barrk no racism in Australia
Well except for our Federal Government who just come out and admitt it, just say sorry John Howard
Now l know there is no racism in Australia, because we hate all outlanders equally. Doesn't matter if your Chinese, French, American, Icelandic...we still hate you equally:):)
Actually except for our government, most people here are pretty tolerant of other races, creds, weights....well except for the red necks who style themselves on yank extremist groups.
Here's something to help you communicate better with those rednecks.....
LOG ON: Makin' a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truk.
MEGA HERTZ: Win yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git frum tryin' ti keery too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time.
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it be cold outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it be blak fly season.
BYTE: Whut dem flys do.
CHIP: Munchies fer watchin TV.
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Ol' Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.
SOFTWARE: Dem plastic farks an' knifs.
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: Whut holds up the barn ruf.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: That there hippie talk fer the rat hole
The world full of Aussies..........aaarrggghhhh!!!!!
We would still have to have poms, thereby having some one to beat at cricket and rugby and league and drinking and 3 day eventing and this one time at music camp....:):):):):)
Actually quite happy that the world holds such diversity. Now if the world was full of kiwis it would be a better place.
Always thought this was the major problem with Star Trek, what a horrible concept.....but then along came the marque to revitalise my interest in the show.
I've learned a valuable lesson...
It's very difficult, with the written word, to express yourself. The people I work with and see on a daily basis know me. You do not. I don't laden my writing with smilies or winks or (just kiddings). Maybe I should. I meant no harm. I have been told I have a unique sense of humor which most people enjoy. I will, from now on, realize that people on the forum don't know me and may need some disclaimers to understand me. I feel badly that I hurt a very clever and witty (smart-ass extrordinaire) human being. I was just trying to make a point.
On another note,
Bush is a twit. I'm a putz and the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket and nothing that happens on November 7th (election day) is going to change that. We (the people)need to change things. Not sure how to do this though. Any suggestions?
Yanks are ok we employed one.............
Yeap all Aussies would put Americans down with South Africans on our list of joke topics.
The main problem with seppos is all these stupid stories we get out of the states that yanks feel are serious but the rest of the world falls over laughing about. For a country that can put a man on the moon, you guys can sure do some dump things!
I had to interview the American Ambassador to kiwiland for our University newspaper and...true story...she didn't get paid for three months cause her cheques were going to the embassy in Papua New Guinea.....lol.....you guys crack me up.
and that's the way we like it sophtware
We are only too glad that Americans have a head in the sand attitude to the rest of the world.:)
And where were you during the Timor Crisis
Once again left to the Anzacs to pull the iron out of the fire there.
Besides you may have helped during WWII....but....l am pretty sure the pomms were not happy with the bill you guys presented them with at the end of the affair.
And FYI, we helped you guys out during the Vietnam War...now where's my Account Book, we should send you guys a bill for that one.
Coors Lite???????????????
sorry.....I drink Sam Adams usually. My husband also makes a great homebrew! It will knock the most experienced drinkers on their butts!
Wise-ass....smart-ass what's the difference??
I said it would knock the most experienced drinkers on their butts...it would probably kill a kid like you! Better stick to milk until you're a little older..and wiser...wait a minute you are the wise-ass king aren't you??? Ok....you can have a sip. :-)
Food!? Chance to get drunk!!?
REALLY!!!!!!!! :eek: !
:eek: :eek: :eek: Sorry :eek: i could not think of anything better to :eek: SAY! ;)
[Edited by Sophtware on 11-01-2000 at 09:21 PM]
Have you got a pool?????????????
Nothing better....a couple of oh ah Glen McGrah overs...loss the clothes, dive in the pool, and hit the brews.
Way cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dennis
You'll just have to go with the flow, not many of us look good with no clothes on, doesn't matter. Had an company meeting last night, Phantomd (and does he look frightening naked...must be the tats) brought along a couple of bottles of vodka. Well one thing lead to another, next door is a pool company, it was a hot night, so what the flock clothes off and straight in. Unfortunetly none of the ladies joined us....l think they were too busy laughing.
barrk
Hot tub.......babe you may never get rid of us:) Well at least while the brews hold on, though l guess we could get Dennis on his bike down to the local bottle shop...not sure of the US terminology.
Americans
Have been over a few times (vbits etc), and it never ceases to amaze me that Americans will not sit at the bar, get a drink, and talk to the bartender. Went to Lefty O'tools in San Fran...man is that place cool....sat at the bar and had a mag to the bartender, one huge black guy, and believe me you get bigger shots that way. Ended up giving him a Waratah jersey.
P.S Doesn't anyone order wine by the bottle in Resturants???
Phantomd and myself got some strange looks when we ordered a couple. Hey, we were with our wives and everything.
Yeap those guys do get aroung
barrk
Yeah they have banned smoking in resturants here, but not yet in bars/pubs/hotels. The state government claim they will bring that in over the next couple of years. The pub is history when that happens.
chris_se
Yeap we should have keeped out of Vietnam, (oz and kiwi combat troops were deployed there). Basically you had a whole series of western countries deciding they didn't like the way the locals were going to run their government. And to make it worse Uncle Ho's boys kick our asses from the Mekong to the dmz.
