Please sign here to have me banned

All are welcome :afrog:

Following the latest trend?

Here ya go:

How many signatures do you need? :bigyello:

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Originally Posted by Jacob Roman

Here ya go:

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And here I go to get some legal documents prepared in your name :afrog:

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Originally Posted by manavo11

Following the latest trend?

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Nope, this is banned for life. :afrog:

I'll give you my electronic signature...

David D. Sorrell II

King James Arthur Melanie Steve Frank II

Better for you to sign it in blood, |2eM!x. ;)

oh tragedy! I missed this post
I hereby summon thee to confess your sins

sign, myself

????

Signed,

X

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Originally Posted by Jacob Roman

How many signatures do you need? :bigyello:

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That sounds like the start of a joke, but in this case the answer is one :)

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

That sounds like the start of a joke, but in this case the answer is one :)

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May I please have your credit card number, too? I'm trying to get approved for a boat loan.

:)

OK,

Visa: 4319 3317 5667 4122

:lol:

For those of you who may notice, Jacob Roman has just now actually been banned (for 3 days) because of the language in a post).

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

OK,

Visa: 4319 3317 5667 4122

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Hey, that's my VISA number! What's your expiration date?
Also, the Cardholder Verification Value or CVV2 number.

Just to make sure that they're not billing me for your charges. :)

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

For those of you who may notice, Jacob Roman has just now actually been banned (for 3 days) because of the language in a post).

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:lol:

I'm not sure why I'm laughing, but that was pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

For those of you who may notice, Jacob Roman has just now actually been banned (for 3 days) because of the language in a post).

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watch it now boy
or you'll get yourself banned :sick:


I think your avtar is tired of coding:D:D time for it to go on a coffee break (or a ban break if you wish:D )

signed,

Ernest "Chum" Clockboat III

I love you too much Joe, I won't sign. :cry:

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Originally Posted by wossname

I love you too much Joe, I won't sign. :cry:

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TRAITOR!!!!

I guess that means I win.

:afrog:

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

I guess that means I win.

:afrog:

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if that's what you think then you ARE!

I'm what now?

France

you're a box

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

For those of you who may notice, Jacob Roman has just now actually been banned (for 3 days) because of the language in a post).

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Cool!!! Let's do it again. :lol:

Maybe we should start a new thread.... and on january 1, everyone who posts there will be banned for one week.... just for kicks...

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

Maybe we should start a new thread.... and on january 1, everyone who posts there will be banned for one week.... just for kicks...

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Oooh it'd be the apple in the garden of eden :eek2:

let's see who can't resist ;)

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Originally Posted by Jacob Roman

Cool!!! Let's do it again. :lol:

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Cat got your tongue? :)

yeah.. but the cat's name is wossy.. I would say JR should be worried right now, but he's used to it...

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

yeah.. but the cat's name is wossy.. I would say JR should be worried right now, but he's used to it...

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Used to what? :ehh:

see the post before mine...

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

see the post before mine...

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Cat got something, and it ain't my tongue. :bigyello:

Will martin ban a certain member w/out a valid violations or whatsoever?

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Originally Posted by mar_zim

Will martin ban a certain member w/out a valid violations or whatsoever?

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He already has. Remember that time I requested to be banned? :bigyello:

Oceanebelle followed the same suite afterwards. And I think also timeshifter.

yeah, but he never actually banned me... i was kinda bummed...

Ignored is more like it ;]

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Originally Posted by Devion

Ignored is more like it ;]

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:lol:

If you haven't noticed let me explain :)

Jacob: 3,462 posts.
Oceanebelle: 562 posts.
Timeshifter: 620 posts.

Let loose the calculation hounds of war and you'll find out that your post count starts with an even value (6). Oceane and Jacob have odd values (3, 5).. So if you wish to get banned you must have an odd value and post here. Pissing off moderators might help as well. Post a lot of bull and your postcount might drop and thus ending up in the odd value range :)

so... crptcblade won't get banned.. except if there is divine intervention by godly moderators ;)

that's right.. you all know it.. nobody loves me... maybe i'll just curl up in a corner and cry.. like wossy...

Geez.. be a man! Be proud you went to the edge of being banne.. ehh ignored.. and lived to tell the tale! Go visit a pub close by and tell all your friends about it!

but i've been ignored for most of my life.. i don't need to get ingo...banned again...

Well.. in the perspective I'm looking at you are not being ignored at the moment. Otherwise I would be talking to a brick wall.

you're actually talking to a very intelligent computer monitor...

In your case, yes.

You know what pisses me off? When the automatic quote button doesn't actually QUOTE the post you wanted. Thats ****ed up that is. I hold Marty responsible.

It automagically quotes a random person from a random thread from a random forum from a random subnet from a random IP from a random router for a random server to a random client which posted here in the first place. :)

And if, after that long and drawn out spurt, i were to tell you that there was no such thing as random... how would you react?

Random is just future. Nothing in the near future can be predicted thus everything in life is random. Even that incoming train might derail before it hits you. Now that you know that future is random and random is future.. How would you react?

uhh.. stare at the clock like a cow looking at that oncoming train that's actually gonna derail before it hits said cow?

And if it doesn't? Everything is random, the possiblities of the end result are infinite.

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Originally Posted by Devion

Oceane and Jacob have odd values.

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Yes, their values do seem a bit odd, but I think it just fits with the rest of their personalities.

For the banning of the word Random, oh and crptpfpcpprpcppcbpblade :thumb:

There is no hope, go home and die.

:afrog: