I think I have a broken throat?

Basically, I've thought my throat had like some piece of food or something stuck in it for the past few days because everytime I swallow I can feel as though something's in the way or something. Not sore or anything, just very apparant something's not right.

Anyway. I was pressing at the side of my neck, just at the base of my adam's apple, and I pressed sideways and something sortof moved.
It felt as though it moved back into place or something, and when I swallow there's no odd feeling anymore.

After a while the feeling comes back, and then I can just push that thing back in and it's fine again.... any thoughts? :D

You're a freak :eek2: :thumb: :sick:

This much I know :p

I've had that before. It IS something stuck in there, but I found that swallowing large chunks of food during meals helps. It goes away after a few days.

seriously though, you might wanna get that looked at :sick:

Wire brush & Dettol.

Does it perhaps move to one side but not the other?
Either way you're a freak that should seek out medical attention with the utmost urgency :thumb:

Spend your last remaining days arranging your affairs, paying your debts and saying goodbye to your loved ones, then run naked (and drunk) into fast moving traffic.

If you read his blog, you'd know that's his daily routine.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

I've had that before. It IS something stuck in there, but I found that swallowing large chunks of food during meals helps. It goes away after a few days.

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I've been swallowing big chunks to no avail :(

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Originally Posted by kfcSmitty

seriously though, you might wanna get that looked at :sick:

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Yeah I've also got a dodgy shoulder that I need to get looked at too

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

Does it perhaps move to one side but not the other?
Either way you're a freak that should seek out medical attention with the utmost urgency :thumb:

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I can only push it to one side, and I can hear a noise when I push it too.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Spend your last remaining days arranging your affairs, paying your debts and saying goodbye to your loved ones, then run naked (and drunk) into fast moving traffic.

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So besides my daily routine I just need to arrange my affairs, pay my debts and say goodbye?

Just wait a few days and have plenty of Mountain Dew.

Now see, if you had Sandpaper, you wouldn't have had this problem...

You told me to migrate to SandPaper.NET you ******* :Cry:

A noise is never a good sign. Seriously, get it checked out there may be a fracture (yes I know it's not bone but there could still be problems)

You do not need medical attention. You are a freak and need to be in a circus freak show :lol:

Try swallowing (without chewing) a bid peice of bread.

Try washing it down with 12 pints of the black stuff followed by a glass of poteen and im sure you wont feel your throat anymore.

Sounds like some sort of infection.

Might be the top of the oesphagus.

** GO TO A DOCTOR **

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Originally Posted by mendhak

Just wait a few days and have plenty of Mountain Dew.

Now see, if you had Sandpaper, you wouldn't have had this problem...

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I had that(ate bananas for days to no avail).. so I looked it up in front of a mirror.. with the aid of some flashlight... and i saw SOMEthing was stuck. got some bread knife and pushed it off... and i doubted it would have cleared away with swallowing big chunks of banana...
its cause was eating too much cereal so some corn got stuck :(... pretty painful. :sick:

try to swallow a piece of cloth.

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Originally Posted by mar_zim

try to swallow a piece of cloth.

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ooooh.. you've tried it??? WAS IT? WAS IT? WAS IT? painful??? :eek:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I had that(ate bananas for days to no avail).. so I looked it up in front of a mirror.. with the aid of some flashlight... and i saw SOMEthing was stuck. got some bread knife and pushed it off... and i doubted it would have cleared away with swallowing big chunks of banana...
its cause was eating too much cereal so some corn got stuck :(... pretty painful. :sick:

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You shoved a bread knife down your throat?

Go to the doctor - they will send you to the hospital and stick a camera down your throat. ;)

Its worth getting it checked out, because, although rare it can be a symptom of a moreserious problem.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

You shoved a bread knife down your throat?

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yeah.. well NOT shoved it... I just used it to pust the teeny tiny morsel out.. adn it took the pain away when the morsel was out. :wave:

I was glad i did that.. of course mayhaps could have happened well.. rest assured i'm not clumsy when I'm serious. :) ;)

my teacher at elementary had a tiny fish bone stuck in her throat and she let that be for a couple of days but the that got serious so she had an operation.. a couple of weeks later she came back with a mark at her throat...

:(... I missed her during those times. :(

:lol:

Have you been to the doctor yet???
Or are you going to live in pain (As a Freak) for the rest of your life??? :lol:

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Originally Posted by ..:RUDI:..

:lol:

Have you been to the doctor yet???
Or are you going to live in pain (As a Freak) for the rest of your life??? :lol:

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what? who? me???


nope... I have solved my problem with my handy bread knife. thanks for the query. :wave:

I like freaks... and midgets too :)

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

I like freaks... and midgets too :)

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who's the freak and the midget??? :confused:

plenderj: You were once a moderator here? If yes then why did you retire?

Well, looks like plenderj is the freak. The midget position is open, if you want, oceanebelle, you can have it :D :lol:

what's suppose to be the height for a midget???

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Originally Posted by dee-u

plenderj: You were once a moderator here? If yes then why did you retire?

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It was because NoteMe has cheap hosting. :p

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

what's suppose to be the height for a midget???

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I dont know... 3 feet (about 1 meter) maybe?

Go see a doctor ASAP!!!
A Broken Larnyx can get worse than you describe.
It can cut off your breathing, suffocating you!

Medic! MEDIC!!!

:eek2:

Same suggestion here, go to the doctor immediately. Unless you are afraid of doctors like me. :D

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

what's suppose to be the height for a midget???

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Ohh, 2, maybe 3 hundred yards...
Depends on the gunpowder charge in the cannon.

:wave:

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Originally Posted by dee-u

Unless you are afraid of doctors like me. :D

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Why what kind of doctor ARE you?
Or should we be scared just because of the coils of hair growing out of your nose?

:D

I didn't know you could break your larynx. I bet you would be speachless if you coughed it up :lol:

Ill sort it out I have some people waiting for spare lungs and a heart. Please come to my 'Surgery' tonight.

You may want to avoid heavy traffic when running naked as the damn hospital might take your organs before me :mad: (AGAIN)

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

what's suppose to be the height for a midget???

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Any grown adult under 5 feet is legally considered a little person I believe.

Shoves oceanebelle over and stands on her.

Someone stand on her head and then we just need a one legged person :afrog:

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Originally Posted by kfcSmitty

Any grown adult under 5 feet is legally considered a little person I believe.

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the only person under five in our family is my elder sister... and I'm the tallest among girls so I guess I'm no midget :p

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

I like freaks... and midgets too :)

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You and NoteMe ;) ;) ;) :D

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Originally Posted by visualAd

I didn't know you could break your larynx.

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I havn't read Dr.Suess lately, but I believe there is a documented case:

"Horten broke a larnyx when he sat on the Who.
The Larnyx was fine after eating some glue,
It found it could run as good as it flew,
Which saddened the Who, wanting Larnyx Glue Stew"