Group Therapy Session: People who are severely addicted to VBForums

Hi, my names Jacob Roman, and I'm an addict.

VBForums has consumed my life. It has prevented me from getting out of the house, caused me to gain weight, kept me from sleeping many late nights, prevented me from working on my programs, caused my grades to drop in college...all because of the urge to post a few more times. I was on VBForums literally 99.9% of my internet time.

I am now proud to say that I lost a good 15-20 lbs. I now get out more often, and focus on working my projects more than ever. I'm even making a Dance Dance Revolution clone. Thanks everyone. :)

A month goes by so fast. :(

Robdog888 and dglienna most definitely belong in this session. :bigyello:

In all seriousness, LOL.

Please post in the appropriate forum.

I should have posted this in the Forum Feedback :)

Not really :rolleyes:

Did you people notice that dglienna is not here? That's a first. :bigyello:

He hasnt been around all that much recently. :(

He owes me a hug in this group therapy session :mad:

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Originally Posted by Pino

He hasnt been around all that much recently. :(

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Heat waves can do that to you. :sick:

I couldnt resist. I just had to contribute to the thread.

"Hello. My name is RobDog and I am NOT a VBF addict." :D :lol:


(Echos of denial...)

Hello, you think my name is timeshifter, and you think I'm a VBF addict....




















You're right on both counts. And I'm doing nothing to change it.

Hi. I am here. The session can start. I will not be able to sty all day, but for a few hours I will be here.

"My name is Barney Gumbel and I'm an alcoholic."

"Mr. Gumbel, this is a girlscout meeting."

"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?"

:D

All roads lead to VBF

|2eM!x should be in here. He's making progress catching up to RobDog888 and dglienna in that short amount of time :bigyello:

Now who wants a hug? :lol:

Im here bud, dont worry : )

My names jason and im a recovering VBF'r

I see that JR has changed his signature from the "People with high postcounts dont have a life", or such, now that he has
a high post count. :D

People with high post counts are addicted to VBF and deserve a beer.

Alcohol and VBForums have consumed my life. :(

It's a good thing I'm not like that 54 year old who died from a severe forum addiction. :)

Can I trade my beer in for $$$ ?
How many do you get for 14K posts? :D

300+ rep points would be better than $$$ :)

Yup, so when do I get my 300+ rep point for my 14K posts?
It will double my reps. :D

Jesus rocks

This thread should only allow in the members that are true addicts of VBF.

VBF Addicts Anonymous :D

I agree. I think that there should be a separate Forum section for true VBForums addicts.

Well, we could just use this thrread. :D

Anyone with less then a certain number of posts or a certain PPD can not post to this thread? :D

At least I'm getting better and feeling better thanks to this session.

Anybody want a hug or what? :)

I'll take a what

2 please

I think dee-u should be 'commited' here too

So who's going to run this Addicts Group? :D

I can be the moderator of one. I'm the one that practically created this sessions to begin with. :bigyello:

Maybe but I am the biggest addict. :D

I'm addicted, but I don't know what to :(

You are tri-addicted. Which means addicted to everything that you try! :)

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Originally Posted by Jacob Roman

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VBForums has consumed my life. It has prevented me from getting out of the house, caused me to gain weight, ....

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Funny you should say that. VBF makes me sit on my chair all day, causing me to not get any food at all. Making me thinner then Queen Maud....:eek:


http://worldroots.com/brigitte/gifs6...rway1869-3.jpg

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Originally Posted by dglienna

You are tri-addicted. Which means addicted to everything that you try! :)

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He better not try sex then :D LOL

Just kidding :)

Maybe we should try shock therapy. :bigyello:

Its ok JK, you try it first and let us know. :D

2nd page for this thread? Come on guys I thought you were addicts.

The addicts are embarrassed and are trying to stay anonymous.....addicts anonymous!! :p

Go joing VBF Watchers!
What was that movie, about anti smoking groups. If you dont quit they cut off your wifes finger ?!?

True addicts are not embarrassed but are PROUD to be addicted to VBF! :D

Denial is the first stage :)

I think you are the only one that's proud to be an addict, RobDog888 ;)
You should be learning how to seize the urge on posting a few more times.

But after Denial comes Acceptance! I accept that I am the #1 VBF Addict. :D

It would be funny if you were banned for a month. Imagine how psychotically insane you would be not posting here. :bigyello:

Yeah, but you need to accept that it is not a good thing :)

I wouldnt ask to be Banned though and it would be an incrediable loss to the Forums. :D
Members would join together and demand that I be brought back. :lol:

Wanna put your money where your mouth is? ;)

I can easily replace you :bigyello:

When you post over 1,100 posts a month I'll let you know. ;)

thats 300 per second!

Oh, a math major :)

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Originally Posted by RobDog888

Members would join together and demand that I be brought back. :lol:

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:lol: :afrog:

Another one in agreement with a frog's thumbs up. :p

wot about me?

oops I posted too much today.. now I missed coding 20 lines. waaaah! :(

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Originally Posted by |2eM!x

thats 300 per second!

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Rofl :lol:

Whats this VBF thing that everyone keeps banging on about?

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Originally Posted by RobDog888

When you post over 1,100 posts a month I'll let you know. ;)

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Originally Posted by |2eM!x

thats 300 per second!

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Isn't this 1.4 posts per minute?

300 per second would be 803,502,000 posts per month :sick: