How are you like when....

Youre drunk?

- I tend to speak very softly but my friends say everyone in a 5 meter radio can hear what I say.
- I can manage to unzip my pants (and keep drinking) on my way to pee, about 3 or 4 meters before I get to the WC door. Thus, giving everyone sneak peek of whats coming :lol:
- I talk a lot to people I really dont talk with that much, or not at all, suddenly they are fine mates! and keep questioning myself, why cant we all attend parties every friday night?...... until the next day when I remember the reason why I dont talk to them *sigh*
- Buying complete strangers drinks is an acceptable idea, like im on a mission of spending the most money in the shortest time :mad:
- I tend to think, why I dont do this everyday?... until of course the morning comes and that terrible hangover takes possesion of my head and body.
- Everyone deserves a smile :), even the police officer checking my breath.
- And finally, I talk about old ex-gfs and why they sucked only to end up saying how wonderful women are :ehh:

The last time I was ****faced drunk, I think I molested my landlord. A bit awkward, but I didn't get a rent bill that month.

:afrog:

• I tendt to get horny. And if there is no girls around I turn gay.
• I dance more then usual (witch is all ready a lot)
• I often leave $20 on the desk before I leave the next day.

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Originally Posted by Xcoder

Youre drunk?

- I tend to speak very softly but my friends say everyone in a 5 meter radio can hear what I say.
- I can manage to unzip my pants (and keep drinking) on my way to pee, about 3 or 4 meters before I get to the WC door. Thus, giving everyone sneak peek of whats coming :lol:
- I talk a lot to people I really dont talk with that much, or not at all, suddenly they are fine mates! and keep questioning myself, why cant we all attend parties every friday night?...... until the next day when I remember the reason why I dont talk to them *sigh*
- Buying complete strangers drinks is an acceptable idea, like im on a mission of spending the most money in the shortest time :mad:
- I tend to think, why I dont do this everyday?... until of course the morning comes and that terrible hangover takes possesion of my head and body.
- Everyone deserves a smile :), even the police officer checking my breath.
- And finally, I talk about old ex-gfs and why they sucked only to end up saying how wonderful women are :ehh:

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it shows your true identity. :)

I start teaching my non-geek friends cosmology and/or programming.

Me recalling some sad memories.. :(

and it makes me cry :cry:

I tend to fall asleep fast... Until that happens though, I can't remember anything I have said :D

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Originally Posted by mendhak

I start teaching my non-geek friends cosmology and/or programming.

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You sound like a nice friend to have...a real party pooper..:)

And it's a wonder... when I start, someone suddenly remembers that they need to go home. :confused:

People have told me that I had a good time.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

And it's a wonder... when I start, someone suddenly remembers that they need to go home. :confused:

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it implies they dont like to listen. :lol:

Get silly
Tired
language can get bad
talk more (probably too much)
:)

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Originally Posted by mendhak

I start teaching my non-geek friends cosmology and/or programming.

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I started telling a lass about Large Pulsars and Black Holes (I was actually thinking about space and stuff) but she gave me a ringing slap in the face. I only realised why when I sobered up next morning. Oh how embarrasing.

:afrog:

:lol: :lol:

I don't know.

I've never been drunk.

Should I be?

I'm targetting never to be drunk.

Beers taste bad.

Wines taste bad.

I don't need to be drunk to be weird or out of place.

I eat my finger nails and spit them at people I don't like.

and when your drunk visual??? :afrog:

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Originally Posted by Merri

I don't know.

I've never been drunk.

Should I be?

I'm targetting never to be drunk.

Beers taste bad.

Wines taste bad.

I don't need to be drunk to be weird or out of place.

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You can always inject brandy to your bloodstream :afrog:

And die :lol:

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Originally Posted by mendhak

And it's a wonder... when I start, someone suddenly remembers that they need to go home. :confused:

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ANd blocks your phone number and MSN handle?

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Originally Posted by wossname

I started telling a lass about Large Pulsars and Black Holes (I was actually thinking about space and stuff) but she gave me a ringing slap in the face. I only realised why when I sobered up next morning. Oh how embarrasing.

:afrog:

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Bhahhahaa...sounds like something I cuold do....way to go....:)

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Originally Posted by Merri

I don't know.

I've never been drunk.

Should I be?

I'm targetting never to be drunk.

Beers taste bad.

Wines taste bad.

I don't need to be drunk to be weird or out of place.

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That's me, too.

Tried some guiness....it made me laugh. Boy did I recognize that taste. It was exactly the taste of some nasty concoction I made up to load up on calories during a multi-month hike. Actually, it weren't the taste of it going down, but as it was exactly the taste of it bubbling up as it were.

Among the things you gotta do before you die should be getting drunk and contribute to Sandpaper (tm).

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Originally Posted by Xcoder

Among the things you gotta do before you die should be getting drunk and contribute to Sandpaper (tm).

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Good call.

Depends what I'm drinking. If it's normal lagers like Stella Artois then I usually just talk absolute crap, dance too much and drool over breasts too much.
If it's the turbo shandies then from 10pm onwards it's a blank.

The fun part in the morning is ringing up the friends to try and piece together what we actually did the night before :p

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

Depends what I'm drinking. If it's normal lagers like Stella Artois then I usually just talk absolute crap, dance too much and drool over breasts too much.
If it's the turbo shandies then from 10pm onwards it's a blank.

The fun part in the morning is ringing up the friends to try and piece together what we actually did the night before :p

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That also happens to me sometimes, but beer is the king of the county on weekends, wine and liquor are for a more festive occasion like birthdays or mothers day.

Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider Andrea Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider :afrog:

Cider!?!
Good god no! That is the drink of someone who can't handle anything else!
Come on Bodwad, be a man and start drinking the REAL stuff dude!!

Its stronger than those weak bears most people buy :sick:

Correct me if I'm wrong but strongbow is 4.5%
Stella is stronger.

Besides, it is not about the alcohol content because different types of alcohol have different reaction times in your body.
I tell you what Bodwad, try a Turbo Shandy and see if you think that is better/worse than a cider :p

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Originally Posted by BodwadUK

Its stronger than those weak bears most people buy :sick:

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Bears!?! :ehh:
Would that be the grizzly or polar bear? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

Bears!?! :ehh:
Would that be the grizzly or polar bear? :lol:

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:lol:

When I get drunk, I talk too much.

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Originally Posted by ayan

:lol:

When I get drunk, I talk too much.

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So you are drunk right now?

Not now. But later.

It would put hairs on your chest if you tried to drink a bear :afrog:


Cider is known to be stronger especially scrumpy :lol:

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Originally Posted by ayan

Not now. But later.

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[the little guy from Jerry McGuire (SP?)] You talk too much[/The little guy from Jerry McGuire]

Flat Eric says, hey boss [NoteMe], don't be rude now. That ayan guy is dead.

Dead....no way....If you looked in the Flat Eric thread it is Flat Eric that got mumified...:(

well i:

- Swear alot
- Shout instead of talking to people
- Repeatedly tell people i am drunk
- Talk to people i don't know
- Sometimes make sexual propositions to girls (more than one at a time most of the time)
- Get Sleepy
- Talk to myself
- Get bored ALOT faster than usual
- Walk in a straight line as usual
- Go to the toilet only to realise i dont need to

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Originally Posted by x-ice

well i:

- Go to the toilet only to realise i dont need to

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You can't be drunk enough then.

Worst thing is when you end up in toilet-synchronisation with some massive greasy Hell's Angel or something. Then you try to break it by waiting a minute or two then go to the bog only to find he's done the same thing! I usually end up going to another pub when that happens.

He may have intended to meet you there :afrog:

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Originally Posted by BodwadUK

It would put hairs on your chest if you tried to drink a bear :afrog:


Cider is known to be stronger especially scrumpy :lol:

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Hairs on my chest!?!
He'd probably RIP my chest to pieces :eek2:

I'll admit that scrumpy is just stupidly strong

I prefer women that like scrumpy becasue you can taste it when you snog 'em.

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Originally Posted by wossname

I prefer women that like scrumpy becasue you can taste it when you snog 'em.

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yeh it aint too good when they been drinking Vodka ICE or something that tastes like favoured piss

I will feel like I am dreaming... :bigyello:

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Originally Posted by Matilda

I will feel like I am dreaming... :bigyello:

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Yep. :) And everything starts spinning around, joyful if youre an astronaut aspirant. :D

Well after this weekend I managed to find an other "property" for me when I am drunk....I am gettin weak. ...:(

I met this fit lass....tooooo fit for me. She had been in the army, and done some years of Capaero (SP?...hmmmmm). And I started to talk with her about fighting, and I said that it is not fair to fight a chick, because you can't touch her too many places. She didn't agree so she showed me a trick and suddenly I was on the floor, and then she sat on my face....well if she was naked it would have been cool. But with pants on it was just silly...:)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Well after this weekend I managed to find an other "property" for me when I am drunk....I am gettin weak. ...:(

I met this fit lass....tooooo fit for me. She had been in the army, and done some years of Capaero (SP?...hmmmmm). And I started to talk with her about fighting, and I said that it is not fair to fight a chick, because you can't touch her too many places. She didn't agree so she showed me a trick and suddenly I was on the floor, and then she sat on my face....well if she was naked it would have been cool. But with pants on it was just silly...:)

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and it was silly why? :ehh:
Get your tongue up there sunshine!! :bigyello:

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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hairy pants huh? I know the feeling :D

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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Stop going on about it you b@stard :mad:

:jealous:

Women never ask me out, or indeed throw me on the floor and beg for it.

I only bet strange shaped aliens sitting on my head they call themselves hats but I dont trust them :afrog:

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I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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So????
Good god man! You turned down a good thing there! Shame on you :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

So????
Good god man! You turned down a good thing there! Shame on you :rolleyes:

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I am not grabbing everything that gets thrown on me...:D

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Originally Posted by wossname

Stop going on about it you b@stard :mad:

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I won't stop before something funnier happens..:)

your not funny im funnier

Bhahaha....I still have a PM saying that from that guy...:)