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Hey everyone..[]wave[] im sitting here crying a bit..yeah i got the right..my girlfriend broke up with me because i told a lie to her..she lives in england and i in the netherlands..i need this girl really..i love her more then anything
im thinking about a way to make it up..i dont know how to..i just know i love her...
i dont know if anyone wants to listen or help or whatever..i just needed to lose this
Handgun + Skull = instant solution to any problem!
yeah thanks..i was thinking on that..but would a magnum.454 taurus raging bull be good too..? and would i feel any pain ?
What did you lie about? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
The moral of this story is you shouldn't lie to your girl friend.
Comming over to her
Not afterwards, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
You need to tell us about the lie you told her. If it was a whopper:
"I didn't sleep with your sister" then nobody will blame the girl for dumping you.
If it was a tiny white fib: "I am the king of Siam" then she is overreacting and you should ignore her for a while, let her know you can do without her.
DO NOT GROVEL! That is the ultimate way to get rid of her forever.
Just sidle up to some other pretty girl in a bar (not too pretty mind you) and make a bit of small talk. She'll get jealous and come back to you.
Its a dead-cert, never fails.
Signed
Wossname, VBF's agony aunt.
well..it went like this:
She said..she needed someone closer 2 weeks ago
which i responded to: i cant be close soon,but ill try as hard as i can
then she said: i love you and stuff(and stuff is all the mushy stuff i said too)
and then not too long ago i told her i was comming today..i dont know why but i did..i guess this distance thing is making me go insane..
hope i explained the lie thing a bit..i just wish she would forgive me..
How long ago did you say that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
...about..8 hours ago..:(
Go to the Red light district and you will be healed again...:)I
Go see her then!! - England isn't that far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
...its too late..forget it..
It's never to late. Just call her (or email her if you think she'd hang up) and say something like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
"I'm sorry I was a jerk and lied to you and I promise I'll never do it again. You are very important to me and so I hope you can forgive me and give me a second chance."
i'd listen to marty. and don't dig yourself into a deeper whole by saying stuff like your car broke down, just don't go that road.
just explain it to her and then set up a meeting soon which you plan on actually showing up for. And bring flowers and such :thumb: :cool:
Find a terrorist and have him or her take you hostage. Perfect excuse. End of discussion. Marty, you may now close this thread.
:afrog:
He would definatly get busted. He has a 454 laying around :lol: Dude, a 454 is a car engine manufactured by General Motors not a gun. You mean either a tarus 44 mag or a 45. mabe even possibly a 357 I've never seen a tarus 44 or 357 but I'm sure it's possibe one exists. The tarus 45 is badass, though, especially with a 19 round extended clip.Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveCRM
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After further review I stand corrected"
Now I know what I'm asking santa for next xmass. sweet!Quote:
The "Raging Bull" is the name Taurus has given to their large-frame, double-action wheelgun capable of chambering the .454 Casull and .480
Find and kidnap a terrorist and demand that the government fly your girl friend to Netherlands.
Hold Crptcblade hostage and demand the english govt fly her over for free.
What to do with Crpt afterwards? We could hold a poll I guess.
I've got a Taurus .357 magnum, it's a revolver. Jacketed 198 grain hollow point rounds. I've read it's the deadliest pistol round you can get, because it goes so fast, and oh yeah, hollow point.Quote:
mabe even possibly a 357 I've never seen a tarus 44 or 357
You should see what happens when you take that to some watermelon or a five gallon jar of mustard. More fun than the time the pigs ate my little brother.
BTW, sorry about your lady, Neo-dark. If it would help you any, you can have my girlfriend. I know it would help me.
Well, if it were me, I would go after someone else. Since I'm a pimp, I would go after and get about six or seven girls. That way if one wants to leave, I have plenty left.
Sweet. I used to have the taurus 45 auto but traded it in on one of these with a pistol grip and folding stock. http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh05-e.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by Mike Hildner
It shoots 12 ga rifled hollowpoints. Pretty fun in a pumpkin patch.
I hate shotguns....so boring...
Man you ain't the only person with girl problems. I'm sure plenty of people here know my story. My girlfriend of three years broke up with me 2 days before Christmas cause she's gay, and has been cheating on me for 7 months with her best friend. Talk about harsh!!! She's been my fiancee for 2 years too.
Your only chance Neo is to follow Marty's advise.
Come clean and gamble with everything you've got - what have you got to lose right? Probably not much.
Go for it - give it your best shot. Make a fool of yourself (not a jerk) in a funny, romantic, sensitive way and she'll either walk, which means you can sleep at night knowing it was not meant to be, or she'll propose to you and be on the next flight over.
I'm thinking about starting a new Chit Chat subforum called "Advice for the Lovelorn" where I would answer all such questions from you youngsters.Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveCRM
Hehe...I would probably have a post count higher then the sky in that forum....I think it could have kicked..."Ask Marty what you don't dare ask your mom about - forum"
hehehheheeh
Marty,
Haven't you been married for - like - 150 years?
It certainly makes you qualified. :wave:
Ohhh...and can I be a mod...:)
It's not really a shotgun. It has a rifled barrel like a pistol and shoots a single bullet instead of a bunch of pellets. It'll shread a beer can at 120 meters no problem. I use it for bear hunting in the really thick mountain laurel.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Sorry for the hijack. Good luck sorting things out with you Ol lady.
PS: I'll trade you a slightly used wife for that 454 :)
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Originally Posted by MasterBlaster
Ohhh it is a reifle. Well that explains a lot. Still like two handed automat weapons better. If I made it to a SWAT group and had to be the one with a shot gun, I would have quit on the day...:)...
Ohhh yeah....me to sorry for the hijack stuff. Hope you can fix it in some way. If there is someone that knows how painfull a long distance realationship is, then it is me.
You need to apply to the superhuman liason commission and wait out a six month cooling off period. I was successful and i was made the god of green nasal discharge.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Now all bogies bow to me :)
Well, what about an angle then? That can't be too much to ask for....:(
Is it so smart to discuss guns with depression in a thread? There should also be a forum for "Thread Reviews" .... there should be a political process that has to be undergone before a post is finalized... if it meets all requirements and passes through the VBF senate and not veto by Marty...it is posted :afrog:
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Get Drunk. Have hookers in your car. Get arrested. Blame you being arrested for your not being able to meet up with her. Break up. Find out she was really a man. Become gay and follow him.
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Talk it out with her and be honest. All things honest lead to success.
Please refer to my Signature when reading my post.
Thank You :wave:
If she wont talk on the phone and your serious you can go over now and knock on her door. Women love that stuff in films :lol:
Im in England, give me her address and ill pop round and sort things out with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
You really are desperate if you are stabbing people in the back Dave :lol:
No just come over and see her face to face to show that you do care. Assuming you have some time and enough money should it go wrong and you need a room in a hotel :)
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Originally Posted by ice_531
Sure, it's absolutly the smartest thing you could possibly do. Any how, Marty does not have time for this. There are too many geeks here who can't satisfy their chicks. He's too busy trying to help those poor SOBs. :bigyello:
Too bad most of them have already given up.. I think Marty's got plenty of time now... haha.. i said time... haha...
Sorry that i didnt respond in some time,im okay :-) she and i are okay..listened to marty..her response back was "damn right you where a jerk you *******,i love you" and thats it i guess,and yes i do have a magnum.454 laying around.owned by my dad at first but he gave it to me..(cant get ammo for it tho :-( ) hmm so my taurus ragin bull against your slightly used wife..? naw ill go for saz saz,Yay i included a pic of me and one of her,still a sea between us tho
im going to her at the 11th coz then my dad will take me :-) thanks for the help everyone(oh yes for the disbeliever of the magnum.454 here's a small pic included,i also have a link to a good tarus site but it only has instructions how to maintaine a gun)
Glad I was able help. In return you should name your firstborn after me :)
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Originally Posted by Neo-dark
She is much better looking then you....:)
Marty...I think it is time for you to make that sub section we have been talking about. Maybe you could have saved my relation ship half a year back too....:)
You need to save life here...:)
Uhm..lets revise that..you helped me out a bit..>.> my first born will be named..:MartinLiss noteme timeshifter MasterBlaster BodwadUK davebat ice_531 visualAd(omg this is getting long..)Gay Campbell Jacob Roman NoteMe
:-) i know everyone loves the name,dont you guys ?
(p.s: noteme,that wasnt nice :-( im hurt now :-( for revenge i have included another picture of the ugly-ness)
All I gotta say, is you get what you deserve, you shouldn't lie to someone, and expect them not to find out :sick:
I lied because i sorta panicked,glad she took me back tho..i dont deserve someone as sweet and caring as her :blush: No noteme i will not trade her for a bucket of fish..shes mine..well..thats what she says X.x
Both wrinkly :afrog:
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I am refering to the first born and marty :afrog: (Page changed and I didnt realise)
Poor kid wouldn't stand a chance in life =/Quote:
Originally Posted by MartinLiss
=P
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Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Bhahhahahahaha
Ohhh you are looking much better now...:)
The Martin's shall inherit the earth!Quote:
Originally Posted by MartinLiss
Darn, I was going to make fun of that Gay Campbell typo myself. NoteMe beat me to it.
LOL omg that typo rules(you dont mind if i leave it up there do you gary ?)
Wow,thank you noteme..your cute too[]flirt flirt[]sooooo what are your guys love lifes upto now ? this is now the loovvvveeee post ;) XD sorry..wierd mood..btw check the link in my sig..i swear no one will solve this one.
Well, since I left my GF half a year ago (after 3.5yers....:eek2:) I have had an infinte one night stands resulting in a long list of visits to the doctor to check my thingy, and embarrasing moments. Not going to catch an other fish before I leave to Switzerland. That would just be stupid. I am tired of long distance relationships...:)
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Aaaawww []group hug[] hey all,noteme deserves a hug !
Naw i understand what you mean this is my first LDR and i already hate em XD,cant wait till sarah comes back with me..
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Is your GF from the Netherland too? Or is she British?
Shes a born brit,but she said she'll come back with me the 11th :-) only for a few weeks tho..
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I bid my apolige about the bad joke marty
Hey MartinLiss, make that sub section and save our relationships. Programmers need love too ya know. ;)
Are you sure?
I'm doing just fine without it...
I think...
Maybe not...
I think I'm going to cry now....
I need a hug...
:eek2:
I made a suggestion to Brad that I should do just that, but he didn't go for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Booooo....:) Think about all the child moderators you could have had in the long run.....not talking about all the mistresses moderators you would get. That would be a good break of for post hunting that in the classic section that..:)....we can try to bribe Brad. He can have every 5th misteress...:)...Yeah...:)
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Originally Posted by NoteMe
Its just Noteme ignore him :afrog:
Smart plan noteme,but how can we bribe him ?(i think we wont go for every 5th)
Woohoo kiddy mod's ! awww[]group hug for timeshifter[]