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The grep command on my box has decided to no longer function!
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The grep command on my box has decided to no longer function!
Oh ****! :eek2:
What's grep? :ehh:
Magic.
i though grep was a vbf member LOL:bigyello:
Excellent. I'll get my Spongebob Squarepants costume and start on a counter-spell.Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Magic.
:afrog:
Grep searches one or more input files for
lines containing a match to a specified pattern
I've only seen it on Unix, but it is probably on Linux as well.
I don't think that I've seen it under Windows.
But, I could be wrong, or mistaken :D
Oh thank god! Now that you're on the case scooby doo I can rest easy!Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Excellent. I'll get my Spongebob Squarepants costume and start on a counter-spell.
:afrog:
That is what I am using it under, a linux environment.Quote:
Originally posted by dglienna
I've only seen it on Unix, but it is probably on Linux as well.
I don't think that I've seen it under Windows.
This should fix it:Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
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The grep command on my box has decided to no longer function!
# grep -i ZZ --sandpaper
Why would it stop working? This isn't Windows we are talking about, things don't just STOP working for no reason. Did you abuse it?
Somehow I feel superior to you now. I did before, but now even more so :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
What's grep? :ehh:
[Priests Voice]
We are gathered here today to morn the passing of our good friend Grep.
He was a friend to all of us, even if he did scare us with his cross dressing. He lived a short but eventful life. Although he couldnt even read he still had the heart to support a struggling magazine company by advertising and buying their products.
Maybe it was his heart in the end that reached up and throttled his brain in a desperate attempt to save us all.
We thank him from the bottom of our hearts and should be pleased that we knew him in his short exciting life.
Now we commend his bits and bytes to the recycle bin in the hope that it will save us a defrag in the distant future
Rest in peace my good friend
BEEP. (Computer term for Amen)
:cry: :cry:
[/priests voice]
No Wossy dont cry he is in a much better place now where he no longer needs a cpu to function.
Electo please take wossy to a seat and get him a drink. Mendhak stop dancing on the grave theres a good boy. Go and get a drink for the old man Martin Liss. Theres a good lad.
Venerable Bede stop scaring dsheller there is no such things as ghosts and he doesnt stand a chance of recovering his friend with that naff overexpensive software. Somebody Overwrote the memory 20 times and not mentioning any names but it was a very cruel thing to do wasnt it
crptcblade!!!
:D :D
I always thought he was running in Power Saving mode most of the time anyway, Turbo button definitely off. But anyway, mustn't speak ill of the dead. :)Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
No Wossy dont cry he is in a much better place now where he no longer needs a cpu to function.
The most sensible thing you have ever said :D.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Electo please take wossy to a seat and get him a drink.
I just want to see the fight as you try and pry it out of electomans hands :lol:
There's a dead easy way to fix that.Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
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The grep command on my box has decided to no longer function!
Use the repair command...
rm -r
:lol: :D
:confused:
Missed that one :lol:
Don't you mean:
rm -Rf /
I'm wearing my boxer shorts and listening to Elton John so there.:sick:
The Grep utility belongs to SCO, so sorry, you will have to pay their $150 licensing fee from now on, once they actually establish appropriate means for someone to pay those fees. In the meantime, just imaging writing them a check.
Additionally, I'm sure a few other command utilities will fall to way side as well... like shutdown, pstree, and a few other very essential yet unglamorous functions.
If they want liscencing fees off me they can extract them from my back passage :D
If they are desperate for money then you will regret saying that :lol:
But there are loads of open source variants.Quote:
Originally posted by nemaroller
The Grep utility belongs to SCO
But the Shutdown command doesn't have an alternative...
Henceforth, all Linux computers will have to be manually restarted by simply unplugging it from the wall, and repluggng it back in. :)
I own the patent on that one. Now pay up :D
You mean that's not the normal way of doing it? :eek: That explains why I've got through 45 hard drives in the last 6 weeks.Quote:
Originally posted by nemaroller
But the Shutdown command doesn't have an alternative...
Henceforth, all Linux computers will have to be manually restarted by simply unplugging it from the wall, and repluggng it back in. :)
ok then, here's to mendhaks and a kitty(the kitty's a bit deformed though):Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
I own the patent on that one. Now pay up :D
:afrog: :afrog: o--^
I use the flip the circuit breaker method... and its much more secure than your patented method... because its open source.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
I own the patent on that one. Now pay up :D
Why do Linux people 90% of the time have a Penguin as an Avatar? Is it a fetish thing?
:lol:
Tux should be a frog
Why is there pictures of God in churches? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
Why do Linux people 90% of the time have a Penguin as an Avatar? Is it a fetish thing?
:lol:
Tux should be a frog
Well I need an SCO avatar. Where there is a god, there is satan.
Would a picture of Bill-tha-man do? They're all over the net... And he's kinda evil, isn't he?Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
Well I need an SCO avatar. Where there is a god, there is satan.
No. Bill is a business man, who despite having the aura of evil, has done alot for the IT industry. So he'd more likely be sentenced to roam the earth till judgement day.
Aww man... hasn't he done anything evil I can flame him for?Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
No. Bill is a business man, who despite having the aura of evil, has done alot for the IT industry. So he'd more likely be sentenced to roam the earth till judgement day.
Well hes done questionable things. I wouldnt say bundling IE into Windows is evil, although people will tell you it was an evil scheme that caused Netscape to crumble. Nevermind that Netscape sucked major crank during the browser wars.
:eek2:
I guess we should thank him for that... It brought us FireFox :OQuote:
Originally posted by Cander
Well hes done questionable things. I wouldnt say bundling IE into Windows is evil, although people will tell you it was an evil scheme that caused Netscape to crumble. Nevermind that Netscape sucked major crank during the browser wars.
:eek2:
Yeah, we can thank him for letting IE start sucking crank so FireFox can take over...teehee
IE always sucked crank, people just first saw it when Mozilla came along and kicked its bootyQuote:
Originally posted by Cander
Yeah, we can thank him for letting IE start sucking crank so FireFox can take over...teehee
No. IE was a great browser, for its time, that kept up with alot of new web specifications.
The dog says it sucked, and so does the frog and the kittycat... Even that guy... Cander, he told me it sucks to - so shut yo mouth crazzzyy lady!Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
No. IE was a great browser, for its time, that kept up with alot of new web specifications.
Dont make me get rude! You will cry.
What was the kitty ran over??? :lol:Quote:
ok then, here's to mendhaks and a kitty(the kitty's a bit deformed though):
o--^
IE is rubbish but I still use it :blush:
I'm going to report you lot to EDCPL (Evil and Demonic Cat's Protection League).
After I've written a stern letter to my ombudsman.
No! It's an omnikitty, I created him myself... What you do is, you take a normal kiity - polymorph it, and twist it so its legs are facing up, and itsQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
What was the kitty ran over??? :lol:
face is looking down, now you simply curl the legs into a ball and you're done! Try it with wossname...
Ok
*Hissing and spitting*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Visualad get out of the way.
*CRUNCH*
Oh dear wossname isnt moving :(
Oh wait no look he is twitching.
Ahhh this must be his batteries look
*Reinserts batteries*
Yay hes alive again :D
No you're doing it all wrong! Put his kidney back in, stupid dog! And give me that lu.. HEY! Give me that lung, it is NOT a toy!
*Squelch*
GOAAAALLL
Wossy you are such a bad goalie!!! Now peel if off the wall and head it over here :D
*Katchonk*Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Squelch*
GOAAAALLL
Wossy you are such a bad goalie!!! Now peel if off the wall and head it over here :D
My trusty shovel put an end to your fun, ay dog? Now go home...
What did you say about my mother? I heard that - you know what this means, 5 years in the chamber of fire followed by 3 years starving in the underground rat cave...
Not again I spend more time in there than in Wossy's house :lol:
Don't you mean kernel??Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Not again I spend more time in there than in Wossy's house :lol:
I thought it was the same thing?Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Not again I spend more time in there than in Wossy's house :lol:
What the fuck is going on?
I wake up and my battery compartment is open. Do you guys know how bad that is for blackwire rot? Jesus, I'm surrounded by amateurs.
And I also seem to have lost several parts such as my left kidney and some teeth. In mitigation though I have acquired an extra *****. So I'm not complaining.
What the hell is an omnikitty? I think I have lost a few hours of conciousness and I'd appreciate a bit of catch-up please.
GET BACK TO WORK AND STAY AWAY FROM MY KERNEL, BODWAD :mad: :mad: :mad:
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
What the fuck is going on?
I wake up and my battery compartment is open. Do you guys know how bad that is for blackwire rot? Jesus, I'm surrounded by amateurs.
And I also seem to have lost several parts such as my left kidney and some teeth. In mitigation though I have acquired an extra *****. So I'm not complaining.
What the hell is an omnikitty? I think I have lost a few hours of conciousness and I'd appreciate a bit of catch-up please.
GET BACK TO WORK AND STAY AWAY FROM MY KERNEL, BODWAD :mad: :mad: :mad:
Hey, I told him to stop, but he was to powerful! About the bad sectors in your root drive... ahem... well, I was hungry and... 'nuff said
That explains the weird bald patch all around my 3 right nipples. Some people!
Still, no rest for the EVIL! I am still quite evil you know, a fact that seems to have slipped from people's minds of late.
It might have something to do with Bodwad drewling all over your Evil Chip(100% evil sandpaper)... I think that causes you to malfunction and be... how do I put this... nice... :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
That explains the weird bald patch all around my 3 right nipples. Some people!
Still, no rest for the EVIL! I am still quite evil you know, a fact that seems to have slipped from people's minds of late.
Ahh, bodwad is a little tyke isn't he? :) I was thinking of upgrading to an AMD (Evil sandpaper compatible) Core this month. They can apparently perform slightly more evil, per clock cycle, than Intel ones can.
W00t it t0t411y 0wnz j00!Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
Ahh, bodwad is a little tyke isn't he? :) I was thinking of upgrading to an AMD (Evil sandpaper compatible) Core this month. They can apparently perform slightly more evil, per clock cycle, than Intel ones can.
I heard it has 500 million grains of evil supersand for every square inch!
Oh btw I put sandpaper in Wossnames soles thats why he is hobbling in a hunched position so stop laughing like little school girls :lol:.
I got you 2nd dooda from the local butchers. Apparently its a minty one :D I traded it for a kidney of yours :D
Grep is dead? :(
G.R.I.P.