My DW.... (A.K.A. DW2)

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Jul 7th, 2004, 08:28 PM
Electroman

My DW.... (A.K.A. DW2)

My DW from work asked me if I wanted to have a drink with her when she gets back from her Hols :D.

Following in true fashion of DW's she is a bit older than me too :). Not as bad as Wossy though, I am 19 and she is 24 (maybe 25 :unsure:). Just as I had started to think it would never be, we have been talking quite a bit out of work lately so who knows :D.
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:47 PM
crptcblade

Maybe you and woss can go swappin'.

:afrog:
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:49 PM
Electroman

I think 40 is a bit too old for me, she could be my mother, hey saying that it could be, what you done with my Dad wossy :mad:.
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:50 PM
crptcblade

I was recently dating a 29 year old, but she dumped me because I didn't drink enough.

:cry:
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:01 PM
Electroman

Your 24 right?

Do you think 5 years is a big gap at that age? I don't think its that bad, between 15 & 20 or ofcourse its a hurge differance though.
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:02 PM
crptcblade

Last I checked I was 22, but I'm not the Mathicating type.
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:04 PM
mendhak

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
Your 24 right?

Do you think 5 years is a big gap at that age? I don't think its that bad, between 15 & 20 or ofcourse its a hurge differance though.

Maturity level is what matters.
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:05 PM
crptcblade

Says who poop head?

:mad:
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:07 PM
mendhak

Quote:

Originally posted by crptcblade
Says who poop head?

:mad:

His DW told me last night when I was in bed with her.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:10 PM
Electroman

:grh: My DW, get your own DW :p.

I see it didn't turn you into a prince so she couldn't have kissed you :wave:.
Jul 8th, 2004, 03:15 AM
venerable bede

Stop it, Stop it.

Your caracking me up.:p
Jul 8th, 2004, 04:06 AM
visualAd

Quote:

Originally posted by mendhak
Maturity level is what matters.

So you must date 2 year old kids, right? :bigyello:
Jul 8th, 2004, 05:14 AM
Acidic

Quote:

Originally posted by visualAd
So you must date 2 year old kids, right? :bigyello:

Oh, oh oh. That joke wa so obvious. Now that someone actually made it, I've lost all faith in human funnyness.
Jul 8th, 2004, 06:41 AM
BodwadUK

I am dating a 2 week old jelly bean. Not only do we have the same interests but we are also of about the same mental age :lol:
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:23 AM
JPicasso

What's a DW? Sounds french.
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:24 AM
Acidic

Dream Woman
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:25 AM
JPicasso

Don't spoil it for me! :mad:
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:28 AM
Foxer

Dutch Women

... if that works for you.
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:53 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by venerable bede
Stop it, Stop it.

Your caracking me up.:p

You ever use Foxhunter Taxis? or do you not live near enough to the coast?
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:54 AM
Foxer

DW = Drunk Woman.

Hands up if you don't like a good-lookin drunk woman ...
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:57 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Gary Campbell
DW = Drunk Woman.

Hands up if you don't like a good-lookin drunk woman ...

Women never get drunk, they just make you think they are drunk then you do something stupid and they are sober in seconds and they your done for :(.
Mind saying that in Newcastle its the first place I have found women that really do get drunk.
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:01 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
Women never get drunk, they just make you think they are drunk then you do something stupid and they are sober in seconds and they your done for :(.
Mind saying that in Newcastle its the first place I have found women that really do get drunk.

I think you will find that most "Drunk Woman" in Newcastle are in fact Men in Drag.
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:15 AM
Sgt-Peppa

:eek2:

Not a place I want to visit then!
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:32 AM
Xcoder

By drunk girls I assume youre talking Girls Gone Wild - Type of drunk, which in fact Ill be enjoying in 2 weeks when Im off to the beach - sweeeet!

Ill take pics....
Jul 8th, 2004, 09:11 AM
Pc_Madness

:cry: I want my DW :cry:
Jul 8th, 2004, 09:14 AM
venerable bede

Here you go PC :

http://www.blueserve.co.uk/blue/kathy/images/logo.jpg
Jul 8th, 2004, 09:24 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Here you go PC :

http://www.vbforums.com/

I said MY DW. :mad:
Jul 10th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Electroman

Well I messed up my chances today :(. She no goes on Holiday on webd'day and I won't see her (in person) untill she gets back now so won't get a chance again for over two weeks now :(.
She was in a bad mood today, not with me with the manager, so I was trying to stay on the good books of both of them which didn't work too well. We got talking again at the end of the shift but by no means as well as we have done before :(.
Jul 10th, 2004, 10:05 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Pc_Madness
I said MY DW. :mad:

:lol:
Jul 11th, 2004, 04:34 AM
NoteMe

So that was the DW you where talking about in the other tread....Why do everyone have a DW....I don't have one....:(
Jul 11th, 2004, 04:38 AM
wossname

I keep forgetting the age gap between me and DW (mine is the definitive DW, all others are hijacking the title).

She knows what she wants and she gets it ;)

Got a bit jealous at work the other day, the new engineer guy is supposed to be going on site with DW for a few days as part of his background training. I realise that we have enough trust I needn't worry about it, but I swear I'll break his legs if he steps out of line. I'll give him a few scare-stories about hostile joe publics and get him nervous.

Isn't it amazing how much braver you can be when you've got a woman to protect? Its cool how 275 pound, 6' 5" guys in bike leathers hardly look intimidating at all when you're with your woman. Probably some macho bull**** but it works.
Jul 11th, 2004, 06:13 AM
visualAd

Quote:

Originally posted by wossname
but I swear I'll break his legs if he steps out of line.

You are meant to be a programmer. Programmers can't break peoples legs. They are weak, lankey and wear specticals.

If you do not fit that descrption then you should leave VBF now with your head hung in shame. :D
Jul 11th, 2004, 06:15 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by visualAd
You are meant to be a programmer. Programmers can't break peoples legs. They are weak, lankey and wear specticals.

If you do not fit that descrption then you should leave VBF now with your head hung in shame. :D

Please don't post a picture of your self VAD
Jul 11th, 2004, 06:23 AM
visualAd

Quote:

Originally posted by NoteMe
Please don't post a picture of your self VAD

I'm not a programmer, so I don't have to fit that description. :p
Jul 11th, 2004, 06:24 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by visualAd
I'm not a programmer, so I don't have to fit that description. :p

Then you should leave too...;)

/me decompiles self to find...

VB Code:

Public Class Wossname
    Inherits Programmer
 
    Protected Sub BreakLegs(DudeThatDoneMeWrong as string)
        '...
    End Sub
End Class

Jul 11th, 2004, 06:54 AM
visualAd

Quote:

Originally posted by NoteMe
Then you should leave too...;)

I can't leave. Everyone would be upset.
Jul 11th, 2004, 06:54 AM
NoteMe

You forgot to derive your self from cCat and cHairOnYourBack too...;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 06:55 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by visualAd
I can't leave. Everyone would be upset.

I guess I could manage it...:D
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:01 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
So that was the DW you where talking about in the other tread....Why do everyone have a DW....I don't have one....:(

Your GF is not a DW :eek:.
She looks nice in those pics on the other thread (Show ya Girlfriend).

Which thread are you talking about BTW? Cos this is the (my) DW thread ;).
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:04 AM
wossname

coming soon in Wossname 3.1....

BeatUpGuyInPubForLookinAtMeBird()
BeatUpGuyInPubForSpillinMePint()
BeatUpGuyInPubForNotFollowingMensRoomRules()
BeatUpGuyInPub_NoParticularReason()
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:04 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
Your GF is not a DW :eek:.
She looks nice in those pics on the other thread (Show ya Girlfriend).

Which thread are you talking about BTW? Cos this is the (my) DW thread ;).

I don't think we will last as long as this summer will last..:(

I think you said something about not having a picture of your DW in the "show your GF" thread...;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:07 AM
NoteMe

BTW I hate the English language when we talk about girls....there is no diffrence in saying I love you, and I love you...you can say love to a person without "wanting" to marry that person....:rolleyes:...and also there is a problem if you talk about friends that are girls...then you have to say girl friend...or a friend that is a girl...but you also say girl friend if you are togheter with her...what the **** is this...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:10 AM
Pc_Madness

Not many blokes go around calling their female friends 'girl friends' though. ;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:10 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
I think you said something about not having a picture of your DW in the "show your GF" thread...;)

Ar so I did :D.

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
BTW I hate the English language when we talk about girls....there is no diffrence in saying I love you, and I love you...you can say love to a person without "wanting" to marry that person....:rolleyes:...and also there is a problem if you talk about friends that are girls...then you have to say girl friend...or a friend that is a girl...but you also say girl friend if you are togheter with her...what the **** is this...

What, thats the best parts, it means you can make silly jokes when a girl says "my girl friend". Gives guys a reason to think Lesbians are a big covere up ;).
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:12 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Not many blokes go around calling their female friends 'girl friends' though. ;)

So what do you call them. In Norwegian you have two diffrent word. If you have a friend that is a girl then you say "veninde" and if it is a boy you say "venn". It so much easier...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:13 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman

What, thats the best parts, it means you can make silly jokes when a girl says "my girl friend". Gives guys a reason to think Lesbians are a big covere up ;).

Yeah but it makes it much more difficult to explain things...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:14 AM
Pc_Madness

Just say that shes a friend? :sick:
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:16 AM
NoteMe

I kissed my friend...yeah that doesn't sound weird at all...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:17 AM
wossname

My DW keeps making me go into Ann Summers with her. She never buys anything though (thank **** for that!!).

Its just too embarassing. :blush:

I find the place unbearable, she just laughs her head off the whole time. :rolleyes:

Women.
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:18 AM
NoteMe

What is "Ann Summers"...a underwear store or something?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:21 AM
Pc_Madness

A male medical place that deals with erection problems. ;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:25 AM
NoteMe

Hehe....so do you have problems you want to talk about Cat?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:27 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Pc_Madness
A male medical place that deals with erection problems. ;)

:lol:

The one in Derby is rather small, the one up here in Newcastle is hurge, gives good eye-candy when walking along to weatherspoons :). I've only ever been inside the one in Derby though, went with my Ex and a mate of mine, was rather funny, he was wanting to buy some stuff for his lasses B'Day :D.
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:28 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
:lol:

The one in Derby is rather small, the one up here in Newcastle is hurge, gives good eye-candy when walking along to weatherspoons :). I've only ever been inside the one in Derby though, went with my Ex and a mate of mine, was rather funny, he was wanting to buy some stuff for his lasses B'Day :D.

So it is an underwear store?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:28 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
Hehe....so do you have problems you want to talk about Cat?

Who brought the catnipe addiction into this?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:30 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Pc_Madness
So it is an underwear store?

& Toys Which is the section at the back ;).
The eye-candy is the hurge postsers they put up in the window, I feel sorry for any parents who walk down that street with their kids ;).
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:33 AM
NoteMe

Do you got Beate Uhse stores over there? Is it a bit like that?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:35 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
The eye-candy is the hurge postsers they put up in the window, I feel sorry for any parents who walk down that street with their kids ;).

Aren't there supposed to be laws against that kind of thing? (Assuming that I'm reading your perverted mind correctly :p)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:40 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Pc_Madness
Aren't there supposed to be laws against that kind of thing? (Assuming that I'm reading your perverted mind correctly :p)

Don't you live in the UK? If you do have you not got one in your local town?
Ar well if you haven't seen a Ann Summers shop before then they put posters in the window of sexy females modelling underwear (yea they ain't allowed to show the other stuff in the windows). But because the one in Newcastle is so big there is loads of them going all the way along the shop front.

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