When will this war end??

As a member of the general populace here at VBforums I have suffered greatly due to this war.
I've had to pay taxes to both sides, while The rebels (Bodwad and crew) have been taking my animals for food, my daughters for prostitutes and my sons for keeping the toilet seats warm.

I've heard mambo jumbo from the rebels saying how they'll decapitate the current regime, but as of yet I've heard nothing of what the next dictatorship will be like? So far I have only lost, I haven't gained anything. Other people in my village feel the same and since we don't know what is coming, we support the current regime. You'll have to convince us of your motives before you can win our minds.

Now can I please have my wife back?

Whats going on? I feel confused.

Ermm, about the wife thing, well...um, ya see...
/kicks rock

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Posted by davebat
Whats going on? I feel confused.

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You not been reading the biggest threads going at the moment? :confused:
Shortcut: Use my Sig.

It wont be a dictatorship it will be a Monarchy :rolleyes:


We shall all be Jolly and i shall have lords watching over each forum ensuring taxes are paid and adverts are banned.

We will be free speaking (accept when i choose otherwise :D)

Crime will be reduced by harsh Punishments (Just ask VisualAd or Gingernut)

I will marry people in other forums and expand my rule createing one great Forum. Times will be peaceful of you dont want any trouble.

We will have plenty of parties too :afrog: :afrog:

But times were good before the war too. There were no worries, now I can't sleep at night thinking that your armies might come ransack my food storage without any notice.

I can stand the adverts, and I don't need parties. I see how it will help the aristocracy (more land, more girls), but how does it help the common people?

By expanding our lands, we might loose our individuality and turn into a hop scotch of people who don't know what they are doing. We'll loose our nationality. Besides, you'll end up being incestous as all monarchs do.

and about the taxes. I didn't pay any (to the true rulers), I do now, only because of this war though. END the conflicts now.

edit: I think I'll call a general election whether or not we should have a peace fire. Before the war anyone could start a vote. I hope you're not planning on changing this.

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Originally posted by Acidic
But times were good before the war too. There were no worries, now I can't sleep at night thinking that your armies might come ransack my food storage without any notice.

I can stand the adverts, and I don't need parties. I see how it will help the aristocracy (more land, more girls), but how does it help the common people?

By expanding our lands, we might loose our individuality and turn into a hop scotch of people who don't know what they are doing. We'll loose our nationality. Besides, you'll end up being incestous as all monarchs do.

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If you join our side times will become good.

You shall have females for your bed (or males if you so desire, both if you wish, even frogs can be arranged :D), your fridge will always have best British Meat and the milk from fine cows. In addition each member of BW forums will have unlimited post counts and can delete and edit threads posted by people they do not like :D

Trust me - if you jon us you'll never look back. :afrog:

Did whoever that moved this thread actually READ it?

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Originally posted by visualAd
If you join our side times will become good.

You shall have females for your bed (or males if you so desire, both if you wish, even frogs can be arranged :D), your fridge will always have best British Meat and the milk from fine cows. In addition each member of BW forums will have unlimited post counts and can delete and edit threads posted by people they do not like :D

Trust me - if you jon us you'll never look back. :afrog:

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OK. You've persuaded me, if it comes to war, I'll join your side, but I'd still prefer not to join in any fighting, hence I've set up a paper trying to pass peace.



And yes, admin, please move this back to the chit chat section.

LOLOLOL

This is bigger than we first thought! It's a WORLD EVENT!!
I'm calling Ashcroft about this right now!

Contact the BBC they can blow it up out of all proportion :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Contact the BBC they can blow it up out of all proportion :lol: :lol:

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Don't do that - we don't want the death of a forum intspector to be in the news for the next 6 months.

Just make sure you follow protocol if any mod's are captured. And for the love of all that's holy - DONT TAKE PICTURES!!!

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Originally posted by visualAd
If you join our side times will become good.

You shall have females for your bed (or males if you so desire, both if you wish, even frogs can be arranged :D), your fridge will always have best British Meat and the milk from fine cows. In addition each member of BW forums will have unlimited post counts and can delete and edit threads posted by people they do not like :D

Trust me - if you jon us you'll never look back. :afrog:

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What about health coverage? I've lost me foot in this boddy war and I was simply standing on the sidelines eating popcorn. If you can guarantee me absolute coverage, I'm in.

TG

:D
How the 401k, or retirement?
If it suitable I am in!
:p

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Originally posted by techgnome
What about health coverage? I've lost me foot in this boddy war and I was simply standing on the sidelines eating popcorn. If you can guarantee me absolute coverage, I'm in.

TG

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I was wondering why you were standing a little crooked
:lol:

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Originally posted by demotivater
Just make sure you follow protocol if any mod's are captured. And for the love of all that's holy - DONT TAKE PICTURES!!!

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Too late i have already published couple. More to come :D

What do this pictures show? some one post them! the WORLD HAS TO KNOW!!

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Originally posted by Xcoder
What do this pictures show? some one post them! the WORLD HAS TO KNOW!!

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Here is one that has been circulated, i have more to follow ...

http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1691096

Oh my God, please dont! my eyes cant stand such madness!

/me stares immediately at my sig ....ohhhh thats better.....


-side comment (:lol: :lol: :lol: you named the pic "torturevbf" ROFL!!!)

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Originally posted by Xcoder
Oh my God, please dont! my eyes cant stand such madness!

/me stares immediately at my sig ....ohhhh thats better.....


-side comment (:lol: :lol: :lol: you named the pic "torturevbf" ROFL!!!)

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Yes the identity of the person is still a mystrey, is it a Admin/Modarator or a member of Bodwadia :eek:

It looks like one of the Village People.

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Originally posted by wossname
It looks like one of the Village People.

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I think he is related to Acidic - he was complaining members of his familay had been kidnapped by the VBF Admins and are being held as hostages.

OMG that's my brother!! And yes, he was involved in a village people wannabe group. See what this war has done to my family!!:eek: :eek:

Please someone investigate which side has totured him so. Then I will... hmm..... do something to them. You suggest what I do while some1 investigates who did it.

Who Dunnit?

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Originally posted by Acidic
OMG that's my brother!! And yes, he was involved in a village people wannabe group. See what this war has done to my family!!:eek: :eek:

Please someone investigate which side has totured him so. Then I will... hmm..... do something to them. You suggest what I do while some1 investigates who did it.

Who Dunnit?

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My sympathy to you and your brother.

I am on the case and currently investigating it. I have more incrmanating evidence on me, which when reveled could cause major issues.

Who ever done it you know who you are, remember i know who you are !

Better if you admint it before i expose you !

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Originally posted by Danial
I have more incrmanating evidence on me...

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what, it's tattooed on you? It's literally got you pinned down? hehe.

Of course I know who I am, I'm my brother's brother. My mother's son (one of them) and my imaginations imaginator.

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Expose to me what? I'm just a humble citizen who has only recently vowed to fight for the rebels, but still would prefer peace (see my paper which I wish to pass in a thread below [also in world events]).

We haven't got any detectives.

If he was taken hostage by our forces you can rest assured he is still alive. I don't remember executing him. :bigyello:

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Originally posted by visualAd
We haven't got any detectives.

If he was taken hostage by our forces you can rest assured he is still alive. I don't remember executing him. :bigyello:

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Danial said he's on the case.

And executing and torturing (which you don't control) are equally bad. It's too late to save my brother (it was ever since he joined the village people group) but we can still find and put to justice the torturers.

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Originally posted by Acidic
Danial said he's on the case.

And executing and torturing (which you don't control) are equally bad. It's too late to save my brother (it was ever since he joined the village people group) but we can still find and put to justice the torturers.

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My revolutionary technique has managed to rotate the picture and get a glimpse of the culprit.

I am now able to preset to all the world the face of the culprit after using special technique to super zoom the picture.

I am now investigating the fate of your brother and other victims.

http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1691161

I don't regognize the person I have a whole box of people who look identical. We need a name, rank, somthing we can chase and kill.

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Originally posted by Acidic
I don't regognize the person I have a whole box of people who look identical. We need a name, rank, somthing we can chase and kill.

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I will submit my report to your king and he can decide what to do. Remember not to take law into your own hand :D

[whisper]visualAd knows a lot more then he is pretending[/whisper]

ok you do that. BTW, Bodwad is not my king yet.

nice revolutionary techinques by the way

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Originally posted by Acidic
ok you do that. BTW, Bodwad is not my king yet.

nice revolutionary techinques by the way

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Thanks :D

And he is NOT my King either :cool:

Acidic: It is a trap!

I am sure it was Danial who did it. And who also made it with the sheep several times :eek:

Look at Danial's posts and you can notice something is fishy. Knowing GingerNut and VisualAd, if they had done it they would brag about it.

Techgnome: Our Lord-Bones A.K.A King Bodwad A.K.A Merciful Paws A.K.A King AKA would be pleased to give you absolute coverage, the same goes for you, mudfish.

Don't let the yapping of the traitors to fool you.

General and Warchief of his Royal Canine Highness has reported (And I don't know anything about Martin's disappearance, you can ask VisualAd)

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Originally posted by Tec-Nico
Acidic: It is a trap!

I am sure it was Danial who did it. And who also made it with the sheep several times :eek:

Look at Danial's posts and you can notice something is fishy. Knowing GingerNut and VisualAd, if they had done it they would brag about it.

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I have not accused any one, on the other hand you are accusing me :eek: Why are getting so defensive? I sound something fishy.

I have a file on you too, and your king wont be too happy to hear what i have on you :D

The evidence will speak for itslef :cool:

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Originally posted by Tec-Nico
(And I don't know anything about Martin's disappearance, you can ask VisualAd)

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http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ss#post1687483

Can you see what I mean? He acts as a trafficant of secrets.

I am sorry, but I have done nothing against King Bodwad and whatever you can say nobody will believe it.

We all can notice you are nothing but a mercenary. Let the moderators look away and you will stab them on their back.

We would never accept anything from you since you are being persecuted for the crime of treason and doing odd things with sheeps.

We should ask VisualAd or Gingernut to take care of you.

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Originally posted by Tec-Nico
Can you see what I mean? He acts as a trafficant of secrets.

I am sorry, but I have done nothing against King Bodwad and whatever you can say nobody will believe it.

We all can notice you are nothing but a mercenary. Let the moderators look away and you will stab them on their back.

We would never accept anything from you since you are being persecuted for the crime of treason and doing odd things with sheeps.

We should ask VisualAd or Gingernut to take care of you.

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Those ship is taken care of by your own King :eek:

And i am beoynd their reach, if i wasnt i would be dead after I exposed the "Master Plan" to the whole world.

I would watch my back if i was you ;)

Uh-huh. Electroman has came from the future to motivate us bringing proofs of our victory.

He has brought with him terrible news about how you died in our hands and how all the admins' efforts were in vain. However, our king decided to give them another chance by offering them the opportunity to surrender now.

By the way, GreenSlime is playing basketball in the dungeon with the head Electroman brought from the future (your head). Electroman gave it to him since he was feeling lonely in the Dungeon.

You could always try to get your head back if you go to the dungeon and you ask kindly to GreenSlime to give it back to you... :eek:

LOL, Elctroman has been playing around with that faulty Time Machine again? :eek: .

Oh My God, i wonder who's had it is, it couldnt be your's could it? :D


Nothing personal, i am doing my job and you are doing your's. Now let me get back to the Arcdic's brothers missing case.

I belive it was your head danial, I based this on it was the onlt one I found in my lego kit, I mean gingernuts torturing chamber, which had a 'D' on the forehead :D.

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Originally posted by Electroman
I belive it was your head danial, I based this on it was the onlt one I found in my lego kit, I mean gingernuts torturing chamber, which had a 'D' on the forehead :D.

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Wishful thinking :D

I have total immunity ;)

I must travel back in time to kill you before you when born then :D. Off I go again.
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Dinosaurs Arrrrrhhhh!!!!!!! Run away

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Originally posted by Electroman
I must travel back in time to kill you before you when born then :D. Off I go again.
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Dinosaurs Arrrrrhhhh!!!!!!! Run away

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I advice you seek permission from your King before you travel back in time, or you might not return. You dont know who you dealing with ;)

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Originally posted by Danial
I advice you seek permission from your King before you travel back in time, or you might not return. You dont know who you dealing with ;)

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My time machine runs on Microsoft Windows Me - it is flawless.

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Originally posted by visualAd
My time machine runs on Microsoft Windows Me - it is flawless.

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:lol: :lol:
Thats why I kept getting electricuted, lucky i'm immune to it.

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Originally posted by visualAd
My time machine runs on Microsoft Windows Me - it is flawless.

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LOL :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Electroman
:lol: :lol:
Thats why I kept getting electricuted, lucky i'm immune to it.

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Immune? Are you sure ? You seem to have developed few things after you started visualAd's faulty oops flawless machine :eek:

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Originally posted by Electroman
:lol: :lol:
Thats why I kept getting electricuted, lucky i'm immune to it.

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You shouldn't try an flush the loo while time trvelling or you may get electricuted.

Whatever you do, DO NOT INSERT YOUR FINGERS (OR ANY OTHER EXTREMETY) INTO THE QUANTUM MULTIPLEXER

That explains the electricution. And I suppose the lack of things I've been develpoing recently too.

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Posted by visualAd
Whatever you do, DO NOT INSERT YOUR FINGERS (OR ANY OTHER EXTREMETY) INTO THE QUANTUM MULTIPLEXER

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Why what happens? I know I'll try it and see.....

I think its the head of king Henry VIII actually. Something tells me you dont know much history :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Tec-Nico
Acidic
Techgnome: Our Lord-Bones A.K.A King Bodwad A.K.A Merciful Paws A.K.A King AKA would be pleased to give you absolute coverage, the same goes for you, mudfish.

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:D
Long live the King!
:bigyello:

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Originally posted by Electroman
That explains the electricution. And I suppose the lack of things I've been develpoing recently too.

Why what happens? I know I'll try it and see.....

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The quantum multiplexar controls molecular aseemblly and disassembly and creates time loops.

It you stick any part of your body inside, you will experience the most painful death. You will then be sucked into a time loop and will experience your death over and over again for the rest of eternity.

Lucky I only put the hot dog in their and nothing else :D.