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It is time to revolt and take VBForums for me the almighty King Bodwad XXI.
Lets cast aside the nasty (And boring) admins and claim the right to a Monachy. We can expand our empire if i marry a Queen from another Forum and we can expand accross the globe uniting everyone under our banner
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1685122
WHOS WITH ME???
:lol: :lol:
Wow dont get too excited will you people :lol: :lol:
I will join, but do I get to be a Knight? :D:D.
Yeah I'm in.
I'll have a small castle in Dorset and about 500 twenty-something concubines please.
No dogs though, Des doesn't like dogs (present company excepted of course :grovel: :slime: sire.)
I suppose the 2 dots symbolise Peace and Prosperity, the diagonals: stability and strength, the battlements as pun on Fortitude and the other bit because you like bananas?
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1685122
I think I've already been recuited.
Anyway I specialise in chopping off the heads of moderators and administrators.
I also make a mean Spaghetti Bolognease
Electroman
You can be a Knight and have a nice neddy. Its name is Oscar and you need to feed it twice a day.
Wossname
The castle will have to be built but if we make it out of Lego it wont take long and should be quite cheap.
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Have a pay rise for being so loyal and i see many head chopping jobs coming up when we take the admins down. Oh and have a neddy too you may have to travel for your job. Its name is Gobbit and you need to feed it 3 times a day due to the weight of the axe
All Happy in my little Kingdom then??? :D :D :D
wooohoo :D, do I get land too, I want to build a castle, and I need grassing fields too, for my fellow sheep.
Ok Stickle Bricks or Lego???
Suppose you all need stables too :p :p
As lords you all need to decide what you want your castles to look like. We also need to make a bill for the parts so an estimate would be appreciated
http://www.lego.com/eng/
Or
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...570043-2311026
I will then contact the Treasury (Jupitermedia) for the money :lol: :lol:
Stickle Bricks, ye gods!
I dread to think what you are going to make my concubines out of. Phlegm and meccano I expect.
I want ownership of all the moats in all the castles in the kingdom. There will also be female water wrestling in my moats every Sunday, followed by private counsellings. :)
Add this to your sig:
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Presenting a recent post-battle victory photograph.
The Prince de' Duplo wil think twice about attacking our King!
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1685465
Such a big lance for a little guy
:lol:
It goes without saying that Our Noble King had taken the Prince's shield as a war trophy and its not just my rather limited Lego set that is the problem with that picture.
Will the castle have a dungeon? I want to torture people. :D
Make sure you leave their heads on though. They are mine :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I want to torture people. :D
Can I be the insane guy in the dungeon? :) Or perhaps someone could think of a better job. :p
You could be the small-claims-court-jester. :)
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
You could be the small-claims-court-jester. :)
We could fill the moat with the blood of King Bodwad's enemies.
:sick:
I'll mow the lawn in the King's doghouse...errr...I mean castle :wave:
Do you have any previous mowing experience???Quote:
Originally posted by manavo11
I'll mow the lawn in the King's doghouse...errr...I mean castle :wave:
Please submit your CV :wave:
I think I'll take charge of his Majesty's Secret Service :afrog:
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1685968
I'll be the jester tester.
There once was a jester named Lester,
Whoes mind, once arrestor, did fester,
She wasn't too cool,
This crazy old fool,
The madness which dressed her, distressed her.
We already have a jester. You can be the chief bailiff. You must collect a weekly subsidy of $5 from every member of VB Forums who does not display King Bodwad's flag.Quote:
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
I'll be the jester tester.
There once was a jester named Lester,
Whoes mind, once arrestor, did fester,
She wasn't too cool,
This crazy old fool,
The madness which dressed her, distressed her.
Those who fail to pay should be arrested and sent to GingerNut's touture chamber and then sent to me for execution.:thumb:
Potank= 11 :eek: Jews
:D
Looks like someone here isn't interested in nude-female-water wrestling every Sunday. :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
We could fill the moat with the blood of King Bodwad's enemies.
:sick:
But nude female water wrestling isn't going to scare our enemies away :(. We will need to have two moats the outer one with blood and stuff. The inner one for entertainment, nude female wrestleing, barburcues (SP?) and jet skiing :D. The blood and stuff will stop the lasses escaping as well :D.Quote:
Posted by mendhak
Looks like someone here isn't interested in nude-female-water wrestling every Sunday. :mad:
You won't have to scare your enemies away, if the females are:
1) Not frogs.
2) Not ugly.
In that case, you could just charge your enemies, they'd be too busy playing with their staffs to attack.
Python:
Lancelot: "I bet your gay."
Brave Brave Sir Robin: "No I'm not!"
Moat wrestling will attract entirely the wrong sort of enemy. We do have standards you know old boy.
True enough. We'll have to hold these in an enclosed area. Invitation only. It'll just be us with the nice signatures. :)
lol
Excuse me, your majesty, do you have space for another knight?
I could be the Warchief, if you allow me to be.
I have extense experience with LeJos, QC Mindstorms :lol:
http://www.robotcafe.com/gallery/images/71.jpg
Someone must do the dirty job, you know!
That's a nice one you have there, but what if our enemies are the stooges, and they poke it in the eye?Quote:
Its seems this monarchy is going well.
Yes we do have a torture chamber. It has racks, blades, dild** etc so you will be right at home GN.
Tec Nico the more the merrior we may need to spread our attacks onto the moderators soon when we are big enough to challenge there superiority.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Oh and Mendhak please proceed with the women wrestling in water. I will choose one each time as the winner and the loser will get the most embarasing thing yet. NOT to sleep with me, based on that i think you know what the winner gets and my word it is a big prize :lol: :lol: :lol:
I never thought of a secret service. But hey sounds like fun. Set one up and tell me secrets about Moderators so that we can blackmail them :D :D
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Originally posted by Electroman
I will join, but do I get to be a Knight? :D:D.
We can't have kings and queens fom England...that gets too complicated. We all know what kind of clowns kings and queens from England is....
I might consider to join this new world order, but only if I can be the comander of the Army (4 stars genral) or a (not sure what it is called....in Norwegian it's HOFFNARR....but here is a picture...
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...UTF-8%26sa%3DN
And it is not a trunbadur.....it's a person that is in charge of entertaining the king or something ...
BTW I don't hope the word I am looking for is JOCER...that doesn't sounds as fun in English as it does in Norwegian...
I'll take the loser of each female wrestling match, if that doesn't motivate them nothing will.
Dude...
COURT JESTER.
That position's already taken, but you can fight him for it... your weapons will be carrot peels and whoopy cushions. :D
Could be a Minstrel (They sing songs and tell tales) which is what your picture seems to show.
:D :D
I could do with a General i suppose but they tend to be refered to as commanders. You can command my Norwegian forces. So far its just you but hey :lol: :lol:
From what i have heard about you wossname you dont have much to offer :lol: :lol: :lol:
uh oh he looks a bit angry
GUARDS
*crickets chirping*Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
GUARDS
Can I be the cricket?! :D
if you really want to but you need to rub your legs together until it makes a noise :lol: :lol:
Upon this day ye all proclaim VB Forums BW Forums.
WOHOO BW FORUMS IT IS
TAKE THAT ADMINS :lol: :lol: :lol:
:eek: Note hasn't changed his signature.
Just give me the word and I'll have his puppet stuffing on plate for you :bigyello:
Final warning noteme
Right until he changes it Gingernut can torture him and then tommorrow you can execute him if he doesnt comply
OK?? :D :D
The deed will be done on the 12th hour after moon set unless he pleads mercy.
I will send his strings to all BWF moderators as a warning of what could happen if they do not give up their throwns.
I will use his skin to make me a mask and have his last meal for my dinner.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey, what ever happened to the first 20 King Bodwads? Got run over by cars or something?
All betrayed by the evil villains of VB Forums :D :D
Hey Note, a Knight is not a King (or a Queen :D). It is one of the dudes on the horses who go round chopping peasants heads off :D. I guess that means I should have responed to the call for Guards, am I late?
12th hour in which time zone?
We must go and burn the Mods flag to show them we mean business now ;)
What is their flag??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
A Knight is a lord in my realm :D :D :D
Here is the flag, I had to go deep into enemy territory to get this picture of it:
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1686786
how about a paparazzi, every king needs one so he can be the dish of the week!
I'll charge up my camera and post a picture of my magnificent physique.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
From what i have heard about you wossname you dont have much to offer :lol: :lol: :lol:
uh oh he looks a bit angry
GUARDS
Hmm some of your wrestlers seem to have huuuuge tracts of land.
BURN IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
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If you torture me and chop my head of i could be the dungeons zombie lord.
Just remember to sew my head back on but only a little so that it call hang off and make me look even more scarry :wave:
Can we put your head back on the wrong way round :D.