Oops... sorry! Wrong number :rolleyes:
I'm always dialing the wrong URL!
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Oops... sorry! Wrong number :rolleyes:
I'm always dialing the wrong URL!
lol, kinda reminds me of the time I visited e-visionit.co.uk. :)
I know you visited my site... here the log file!
|1|62.245.97.113|2|80.7.54.6|3|:afrog:|4|213.104.54.7
:lol:
Mendhak would love to dial the wrong number, but he lost his fone and can't remember the fone numbers :D
Hahahahhaha
Woof
:mad: :mad: Grrrr.. I GOT a new phone. And a new number. Hell, the number's so new, it hasn't even been invented yet.
Badooom--tshhhh!
Yea, but how long b4 you lose ya new fone? :D Hahahahaha
If I was you I would have got 2 plastic cups with a bit of string connecting them ;)
Woofa
But then I'd have to get the treehouse accessory with it. We don't have any trees here, so it's not a viable option, you lint of the bellybutton of a rhinoceros.Quote:
Originally posted by Wokawidget
Yea, but how long b4 you lose ya new fone? :D Hahahahaha
If I was you I would have got 2 plastic cups with a bit of string connecting them ;)
Woofa
U don't have any trees?! Wot happened to them all?!
Where the **** do you live?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer of.....Quote:
Originally posted by Wokawidget
U don't have any trees?! Wot happened to them all?!
Where the **** do you live?
I live in Norway. I am really ashamed because this country sucks... in fact it sucks so much it bleeds.
No trees here, just a bunch of fjords, mountains, snow, and six-month darkness.
*kicks NoteMe*
U live in Norway?!
I thought u lived in Canada...:D
a-Wooooga
Actually, Leeds.
It bleeds.
(haha... rhyming)
I know norway does suck, SWEDEN RULES.
no seriously though, I love the wheather far north, I like that 6 months wait for a sunrise. :cool:
Mendhak lost his phone, and now he lost the trees. Or has he lost where he lives?!:p :lol:
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Originally posted by Acidic
I know norway does suck, SWEDEN RULES.
no seriously though, I love the wheather far north, I like that 6 months wait for a sunrise. :cool:
Hehe....how can you say that Sweden is better then Norway....give me one reason....And I belive you....give me 10 and I will become swedish.....
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Originally posted by mendhak
I live in Norway. I am really ashamed because this country sucks... in fact it sucks so much it bleeds.
No trees here, just a bunch of fjords, mountains, snow, and six-month darkness.
*kicks NoteMe*
There is a lot of threes here....don't belive me..then you defenitly never have been to Norway...
Wow, I'd give anything to live in Leeds.
It's well boring in Derby, there's nothing to do here but mug tramps and steal bicycles.
Anyone want a Emmelle Road Tour? 1995 model, 8 gears, the bell works.
Perhaps he's in a forest. That would be why he can't see the trees. Or do I have that backwards?:D
Two words: Swedish women.Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Hehe....how can you say that Sweden is better then Norway....give me one reason....And I belive you....give me 10 and I will become swedish.....
You ain't obviously seen them.
Apply for your swedish immigration visa TODAY!
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Originally posted by mendhak
Two words: Swedish women.
You ain't obviously seen them.
Apply for your swedish immigration visa TODAY!
No no no.....they can't be better then Norwegian women.....I was out clubbing last night. And I met a whole submarine crew from London. And I asked them why they where here. And the only thing they answered me for was. "BECAUSE OF THE NORWEGIAN WOMEN". hehe.....Was it wrong of me to steel that girl that they where talking to right there, for the rest of the night...:D
No, blow-up dolls suit you very much. :)Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
hehe.....Was it wrong of me to steel that girl that they where talking to right there, for the rest of the night...:D
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Originally posted by mendhak
No, blow-up dolls suit you very much. :)
We don't have that here in Norway...only blow up sheeps....:(
You should tell the Scots... they'd be elated about this!
They won't have to wear kilts anymore, since real sheep can hear zippers. :)
The Scots hunt and shag haggises, not sheep. Don't you know anything...Have you ever seen how fast a haggis can run? :D
Woka
Bleddy fast little buggers, ya know....many's a time I've been hoofing it roond the trossachs efter a haggis and got a thistle sting in ma willie...
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Originally posted by Wokawidget
The Scots hunt and shag haggises, not sheep. Don't you know anything...Have you ever seen how fast a haggis can run? :D
Woka
So why do you know so much about it....:D
Because 2 of my best mates are Scottish, and one of them is ginger...they often go haggis hunting during the equinox...jammy gits!
PLUS! Scotland is only a stones throw away from me...*sob* :(
OK, I admit it...I have rapped the odd haggis in the past...but it's all behind me now...you must believe that :(
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowly fish
So your new girl is actually an haggis...thats nice to know....remember that I never meet you and her in private...:D
It's "a haggis", not "an haggis" you Norwegian toad licker! Can't you speak English! Booooooooooooooooooooooo
Fishy Slap 'n' Tickle
Hehe....you are just mad because you are going to marry a haggis....;)
*** is a haggis???? Sounds like an animal version of Huggies Diapers. :rolleyes:
Or HaagenDasz.
But damnit, *** is a haggis??? Keep those corrupted UK-English words away from this forum!!!
Hehe....first time I feel that I know more English then you Menhak...:D
OK...can a haggis climb trees?
Do they live in burrorws of log piles?
Come on, answer them if you know so much about it?
**** PASTY IN OVEN! ****!!!!! :(
Wokka
No idea...
So Neither of you know anything about the living habbits of the Haggis which is native to Scotland...?! I can't believe it...Hahahahahaha :D
Woka
YUM....YUM.... Haggis
Lady Login's Receipt, 1856
1 cleaned sheep or lamb's stomach bag
2 lb. dry oatmeal
1 lb chopped mutton suet
1 lb lamb's or deer's liver, boiled and minced
1 pint (2 cups) stock
the heart and lights of the sheep, boiled and minced
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp.. each: cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper, salt and pepper
Toast the oatmeal slowly until it is crisp, then mix all the ingredients (except the stomach bag) together, and add the stock. Fill the bag just over half full, press out the air and sew up securely. Have ready a large pot of boiling water, ***** the haggis all over with a large needle so it does not burst and boil slowly for 4 to 5 hours. Serves 12
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Originally posted by Wokawidget
So Neither of you know anything about the living habbits of the Haggis which is native to Scotland...?! I can't believe it...Hahahahahaha :D
Woka
No I don't know what it is....and I don't care...I only shag beautiful Norwegian girls anyway....so it is no intrest for me....;)
what the **** is a haggis ???
I guess that woka is a haggis...so look at him and you know what it is....
A haggis is a three legged animal which runs round hills. Comes in both sinister and dexeter varieties. And I AM Scottish. So I should know.
and it makes a soft baah-baah sound ...
The reason I mentioned haggises is because of this news article :D
Hahahahaha...****ing yanks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3240190.stm
We went to Washington DC last October for a wedding and were sat on a table, 1/2 yanks, 1/2 English. Honest to god, the Americans thought that people in Afghanistan ALL lived in mud huts!!! They wouldn't accept they had cities and electricity and stuff...:D Mind you, if you live in Washington and watch international news you would be watching local news from los Angeles (sp?) hhahahaha
Woka
what about nessie ?
Why all this effort? Why don't they just pry open our mouths with a vice, and shove some steaming hot rhinoceros crap in there? :rolleyes:Quote:
The recipe for haggis varies but it can be made using a sheep's stomach bag which holds a mix of sheep's liver, heart and lung, oatmeal, suet, stock, onions and spices.
Great lass nessie, saw her down the pub last week.....necking bottles of single malt in one....
still nicking yer pints eh ... cheeky tart.
Yeah...but those legs though....straight up to her shoulders..
and hairy too ...
Nessie is a cheap slut who is very selfish in bed...refuses to give head as she thinks it's unhygenic :(
But she is quite insistant on you climbing inside her and rubbing her g-spot with your head, hands and feet...just remember to bring a towel :D
Woka
Yeah...spent half an hour in there just trying to find the light switch...