Welcome to Geordie Joe's Drinking Emporium.
Orders please??
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Welcome to Geordie Joe's Drinking Emporium.
Orders please??
Malt Liqour!
Nobody does it like the bull!
That'd be a triple vodka, passion fruit & sprite, with a side order of stroh-rum please :)
John Smiths extra smoooooooooooooth :D
Sorry - No John Smiths.
I'll have to change the barrel and I cant be arsed.
Heres your triple vodka, passion fruit & sprite.
£2.95 please.
Malt liqor is on the house.
Bull! No ways am I paying +-R480 for a triple! It's R25 here :eek:
WKD for me please
What ales do you have, kind sir?
no john smiths aye, well hows about a double shockwave?
'ere, got any brown ale?
A pitcher of Newcastle, a Shot of Sambuca, and a thing of wings, medium, with Blue cheese and Barbecue on the side. Skip the celery.
Think I could get an ashtray?
Nice place! You got any specials?
Heres your double shockwave Gingernut.
Ginger people are allowed to drink here for free. Feel free to hit whoever you like.
Heres your Newkie Broon bonker - have it on the house.
Oh....by the way, Jesus4U is barred. If any of you see him in here then boot him up the arse.
NO RELIGION IN MY PUB.
A pitcher of Newcastle, a Shot of Sambuca, and a thing of wings, medium, with Blue cheese and Barbecue on the side.
Skip the celery.
Coming up NotLKH.
Got no blue cheese but I have some doorstep cheese if you like?
Never had doorstep cheese, and I'm afraid to ask what it is!
:p
So, skip the cheese, keep the barbie, and make 'em hot!
Now, about the ashtray...?
:)
Heres the ashtray. You can have my skins and rafia mat if you like.
Put your feet up, skin up, then drink up.
Wahey!!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Ginger people are allowed to drink here for free. Feel free to hit whoever you like.
hmm...I fancy a baileys with ice.
I'll have a wife-beater cheers mate.
Oh, and if you could pass the papers and mat I'd be very happy.
HD
Have the bottle Gingernut.
Heres your wife beater.
Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Have the bottle Gingernut.
Thanks. I think I'll have it without the ice though. It's a bit nippy.
LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR.
Closing at 6:00 pm tonight due to hangover.
Got any Guinness ?
Gimme a Bombardier :)
I was gonna say Makers & Coke but free is always better :)Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Malt liqor is on the house.
How about a round of Irish Car Bombs for everyone!
Pass that ashtray NotLKH.
I want Buckie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
sorry your closed.................just wazed in your doorway!
martiny...:p
Lemonade Please. I'm under age... and I have to drive a submarine tomorrow.... :(
I'll take a Corona.....better make it 2. Put it on my tab.
I have told you all to stop hanging around outside.
The Pub is shut but will reopen at 2:30 GMT.
Jesus4U is still barred.............I cant abide tea totallers.
hi,
anything on the house :D
regds,
ashay
Wow. The beer wagons here.
Anyone who helps me carry the crates into the cellar gets 7 free pints of anything they like (drinkable stuff).
A cup of tea, please, 2 lumbs and a little milk. Thank you.
Sorry but we dont do lumbs, tea or milk!
Get out of my Pub you strange person.
Your barred!;)
WHo wizzed in my doorway lastnight????
GGGRRRRRRRR
:mad:
*sniffs* :(
well, gimme a good beer then, like Grolsch or Bittburg. :P
One bottle of Grolsch coming up.
Hold on.
Did I not bar you earlier.
I must be confused.
Help yourself to the peanuts.
Dum De Dum Dum........
Jesus Christ.........:mad: .......................How many times have I told you.
Don't smoke over the pool table.
Joints may be enjoyed but not over the table.
I never went out, so I'm just trying again, or is drinking Grolsch strange too?
:eek: --- PROMOTION SPECIAL ---:eek:
Free J with every pint of Guiness.
:D --- Jimi Hendrix playing LIve Tonight --- :D
huh....wassup?... oh you guys left me in here w/all those Irish Car Bombs the other day and I've been passed out under the table ;)
Actually when you where aslepp the Barboys Jamie and Reginald took you upstairs.
They told me they put you to bed but it did seem to take some time.
Would you like your trousers back?;)
:eek:
I'm sorry but they seem a bit soiled.
:rolleyes:
A dubble gim an tunic pleese lanlord :)
oh well, I'll take a makers and coke to start the morning :)
Hers your G and T. Ive made it extra large. It might improve your speach.
Heres your makers and coke. I 'd like you gentlemen to meet our resident lapdancers Tracy and Trixie.
*COUGH*afternoon*COUGH*
Get down girls.
*gets down*
oh, you didn't mean me, did you? *gets up quickly*
Dont worry Aphrael ....the girls dont mind.
Phew! *whipes sweat from forehead*
can i have another beer or are you willing to serve me tea now? ;)
What Type?
> Earl Grey
> Bio-organic Tea
> Darjeeling Tea
> Assam Tea
> Nilgiri Tea
No Ceylon? :eek: :mad: :(
Heres what I have
Earl Grey
Bio-organic Tea
Darjeeling Tea
Assam Tea
Nilgiri Tea
Havukal
Tiger Hill
Grahamsland (CH)
Thiashola
Keemun Special Grade
Keemun Hao-Ya A
Keemun Mao Feng
Yunnan
Yunnan
Royal Golden Yunnan
Golden Nepal
Japanese green tea
Genmai Cha
Gunpowder Temple of Heaven
Gunpowder Formosa
Japan Sencha Fukuiyu
Japanese Sakura
Japanese Spider-Leg Kokeicha
Jasmine with Flowers
Jasmine Monkey King
Lung Ching, Dragon Well
Snowy Mountain Jian
Assam Heeleakah
Ceylon Noelyn
China Keemun
China Yunnan
Darjeeling Ringtong
Kenya Subukia
Lapsang Souchong Imperial
Assam Heeleakah
Ceylon Noelyn
China Keemun
Darjeeling Ringtong
Kenya Subukia
Assam Borbam
Assam Kehung
Ceylon Kenilworth
Ceylon Lover's Leap
Ceylon Pettiagala
Ceylon St James
China Imperial Keemun
China Yunnan Imperial
Darjeeling Castleton
Darjeeling Margaret's Hope
Darjeeling-Mim
Darjeeling Tukvor
Kenya Kambaa
Nilgiri Nonsuch
Tanzania Ambangulu BP1CTC
But No Cylon Tea:mad:
This really IS a silly place.
I'll have two pints of the motor oil and an oatmeal cookie.
mmmm oatmeal cookie... I'll have one too please (extra gold chunks in mine if you would).
Hello Everyone,
What is this chit-chat forum for?
Just timepass I guess.
-Abhijit :( :rolleyes: :confused: :eek:
Earl Grey will do, two lumbs please ;)