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every woman should have at least two men, if you don't, there's something wrong, I mean, guys do it all the time, guys have a woman in this side of town, the other side of town, they have a woman in another city, why shouldn't we, I mean, it's the nineties?!
In 19's, women got some rights because of WW1/WW2. In early 20's they will some more rights. But I think in late 20's, they should be allowed to legally have more than 1 man and a pile of women.;)
hmmm i beg to differ :) tsk tskQuote:
Originally posted by plenderj
every woman should have at least two men, if you don't, there's something wrong, I mean, guys do it all the time, guys have a woman in this side of town, the other side of town, they have a woman in another city, why shouldn't we, I mean, it's the nineties?!
Abdul never ceases to amaze me
How long is it going to be the 90's?
Shhhh...he's Irish :) The other one.. i have no explanation for him :)
Sounds fine to me :)
and I thought it was the Noughty's now;)
hu hu Noughty rhymes with Knotty like in a tree :) :eek:
And Botty :)Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
hu hu Noughty rhymes with Knotty like in a tree :) :eek:
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Despite popular mythology, only a couple (3 maybe) of Hannibal's elephants survived the trip over the alps. :)
Back in the 1730's I used to eat dog food. That's all we ate back then because Trevor Tipton hadn't yet invented the steam train.
Was it still the 90's back then too?Quote:
Originally posted by Slaine
Back in the 1730's I used to eat dog food. That's all we ate back then because Trevor Tipton hadn't yet invented the steam train.
Well we thought it might be but little Johnny, we used to call him treeface, his mother would bake these amazing little buns that were great for throwing at Mr Piddle, he was the wierd guy who used to drive this strange two wheeled bikey thing. He was always complaining about the state of the mud track - didn't much bother me what with the yellow shorts I used to wear. The Prime minister - now there was a dapper fellow if ever I met one - it always makes me laugh the way we would follow him down the street in a silly duck walk. Ahhh the good old days - I hated it back then.Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Was it still the 90's back then too?
If the steam train wasn't invented yet how did you get the dog food cans open :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Slaine
Back in the 1730's I used to eat dog food. That's all we ate back then because Trevor Tipton hadn't yet invented the steam train.
Didn't come in cans. My mum used to send me down to the butchers, the one with the great big face over the door, where he would shovel it into a sack cloth for me.Quote:
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
If the steam train wasn't invented yet how did you get the dog food cans open :confused:
oh that explains why the dogs shrivelled up and died with time.Quote:
Originally posted by Slaine
Didn't come in cans. My mum used to send me down to the butchers, the one with the great big face over the door, where he would shovel it into a sack cloth for me.
Boy were we glad when old Mr folkstone would come round and empty the sewage pit - phew never smelt a dead gnu like it, I can tell you.Quote:
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
oh that explains why the dogs shrivelled up and died with time.
If I had breast's I'd never leave the house :D
too heavy Gary? :eek: get a wheelbarrow :)
No...Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
too heavy Gary? :eek: get a wheelbarrow :)
I mean I'd never have a reason to leave the house :D
I have three words for you: Feminine hygiene productsQuote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
No...
I mean I'd never have a reason to leave the house :D
:)
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Originally posted by beachbum
hu hu Noughty rhymes with Knotty like in a tree :) :eek:
Noughts 'n' Crosses BB;)
never heard of Knots 'n' Crosses
Imagine if you could bend far enough forward to suc..........:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
If I had breast's I'd never leave the house :D
Women would be surplus to requirements wouldn't they?
They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
Imagine if you could bend far enough forward to suc..........:eek:
Women would be surplus to requirements wouldn't they?
Good point!Quote:
Originally posted by Slaine
They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.
pro-creating...Quote:
Originally posted by Slaine
They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.
Quote:
Originally posted by Slaine
They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.
*ahem*
This thread was about women having 2 (or more) men... take your fantasy wish list to your own thread ;)
:p :D
And what are you doing out of the kitchen? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
This thread was about women having 2 (or more) men... take your fantasy wish list to your own thread ;)
...washing and or ironing ... :D:p :D:p :D:p
hehe nah im not shovenistic or anything like that, in fact i hate most men :( i'll do your cooking DF :D i would do the rest but i suuck at em :(
I approve of the trend for women to wear flat toed shoes.
They can stand closer to the kitchen sink.:)
/me stands in the corner blushingQuote:
Originally posted by DragonFly
*ahem*
This thread was about women having 2 (or more) men... take your fantasy wish list to your own thread ;)
:p :D
Hear hear~! Definitely gets my vote!!!!!!! Two men for every woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But just think of having to wash and iron for an extra person...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Two men for every woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you convert a Dishwasher into a SnowBlower?
Give Her a Shovel.
I'm appalled that nobody's mentioned the Divine Comedy yet :p
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I'm appalled that nobody's mentioned the Divine Comedy yet :p
http://www.musicomh.com/thedivinecomedy/lyrics/generation.htmQuote:
(KP): Well, there's nothing wrong with a woman having two men, every woman should have at least two men, if you don't, there's something wrong, I mean, guys do it all the time, guys have a woman in this side of town, the other side of town, they have a woman in another city, why shouldn't we, I mean, it's the nineties?! (end of KP)
Generation sex respects the rights of girls
Who want to take their clothes off
As long as we can all watch that's okay
And generation sex elects the type of guys
You wouldn't leave your kids with
And shouts "off with their heads" if they get laid
Lovers watch their backs as hacks in macs
Take snaps through telephoto lenses
Chase Mercedes Benzes through the night
A mourning nation weeps and wails
But keeps the the sales of evil tabloids healthy
The poor protect the wealthy in this world
Generation sex injects the sperm of worms
Into the eggs of field-mice
So you can look real nice for the boys
And generation sex is me and you
And we should really all know better
It doesn't really matter what you say
(KP): It doesn't matter what colour you are as long you're happy, you know, lovin' has no colour, you know I rather be with someone who's white and keeps making me happy than with someone my same colour and making me miserable the rest of my life... (end of KP)
ahh ok
some guys canQuote:
Originally posted by GlenW
Imagine if you could bend far enough forward to suc..........:eek:
Women would be surplus to requirements wouldn't they?
Only with a very expensive operation.Quote:
Originally posted by Aerials
some guys can
some naturallyQuote:
Originally posted by V(ery) Basic
Only with a very expensive operation.
thats like 0.01% though
At last.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I'm appalled that nobody's mentioned the Divine Comedy yet :p
You come to the rescue in another divine comedy thread :)
I'm seeing them play in dublin now come the end of september.
Saw them last year aswell.
Huh what "them"... neil hannon :rolleyes: