Rules: The next person fills in the next line of the poem...
There was a young lady from Spain,
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Rules: The next person fills in the next line of the poem...
There was a young lady from Spain,
Who's muff was left out in the rain,
She went berzerk
when some strange jerk,
Got it caught in the wheels of his train. :eek:
messed up this poem by not abiding to the rules and the rythm :(
Yaaayyy!!!! :D
A man came from Newcastle ...
Looking for someone to hassle
he went on the hunt,
using something too blunt
you can't kill a fox with a tassle
lol
There was an old woman from Cork ...
Who ate her rice with a fork
She liked what she ate . . .
but discovered too late...
She'd cleaned up a bowl of dog-food!
huh?
Sorry . . .
She'd eaten a flagon of BORK!
I was sitting one day on the grass
THinking what a nice arse
When down came my zip...
I felt my heart skip...
'cos I did a wee pee in a glass!
Have I ruined it again ? :D
THere was a young man from Hastings ...
Who received such frequent pastings...
it was all of that glue...
And the heroin too...
that his technique was so low in the ratings.
LOL :D Best thread this week!!!!
Left us unable to speak,
Some lips started to pucker,
and said "what a sucker"
I really must go for a leak.
there was a young boy called johnny.
in love with a girl named Bonny
whenever they met
they called on their pet...
to do something strange in the Dunny
There was an old man from Poolewe...
Who recently got back from Peru
he brought home a duck
Which he started to pluck...
:rolleyes:
and a sack full of muck
the poor thing ended up in a stew
There was an old Rabi from Gwent
who wasn't quite a gent
Who gave up being Jewish for Lent...
He cast off his Yarmulke...
from his brawny bulk
'Cause he didn't know what it all meant.
A girl called Lucy from Brum.. (be gentle ;))
thought that she had a big bum
but when she sat on my face
sorry, couldn't resist
and farted an ace :p
Bonker replied I've never had such fun :p :D
Yaaayyy!! :D:D:D:D
And to find the meaning of turfing...