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this is the thread for absolute nonsense...anything stupid...put it here
so i was the resteraunt an id just been served some soup...but sumthin was wrong so i called the waiter over
me: hey waiter there sumthin wrong with my soup
waiter: what is it too cold?
me: no but could ya taste it for me?
waiter: is it the wrong flavour?
me: look just taste it
waiter: is there a fly in it or sumthin?
me: listen for gods sake just taste the soup and u will see
waiter: ok wheres the spoon?
:D:D:D
The red car and the blue car had a race
All red wants to do is stuff his face
He eats everything he sees
The trucks, the flowers, the trees,
But smart ol' blue he took the Milky Way
:D
*runs around like a loony* HEWOOO NIC!! :D:D:D
its just me and u here...so what shall we do??
I say we drink loads of Lucozade and run around shouting "Jaffa Jaffa Jaffa Jaffa" :)
*drinks lucozade*
JAFFA JAFFA JAFFA JAFFA!!!
It's all good!!!
i spank, therefore i am :)
I'm a retard :p
ok ok...lets do a scorpion KO i pick four teams...u pick four teams...any players currently playing ok??
:D
Introducing team Bubble Club....
Figo, Zidane, Beckham :)
ladies and gentlemen two chipmunks and gormo...
ronaldo, ronaldinho & denilson :)
Put your hands together for team Golden Crunch United.....
Overmars, Viera, Petit
its the lucozade lovers...
van nistelrooij, joe cole & bergkamp
team Clangers:
My dog, my Gran, Cantona :)
team postman pat
rivaldo, saviola & el hadji diouf
A guy rolls up his tie, lets it fall, and asks "Who won???"
Its a tie!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:rolleyes:
lol@markman :D
Finally team Groovy Gravy
Roberto Carlos, Keane, Henry
the delicate italians
del piero, totti & vieri
ok nic here is how we will do it
on msn i will count down and when i say "GO" we will both type in either rock, paper or scissors and post it in the thread
whoever wins...well then their team wins and they can decide who scored and how :)
(if lets say two of your teams are in the semis, you can choose which team to be)
the tournament will line up as follows:
game1{
team bubble club vs team postman pat
game2{
team clangers vs the delicate italians
game3{
golden crunch united vs the lucozade lovers
game4{
team groovy gravy vs two chipmunks and a gormo
and the winners of game 1 and 2 will play in the semis as will games 3 and 4
:D:D:D
lets rock!
okay, lets go :)
rock
Rock
ARG!! lol
ok again....
paper
TEAM POSTMAN PAT WINS
goalscorer: el hadji diouf :)
hmmm let see...
rivaldo flicked the ball past the tackle of beckham, saviola caught it mid air with a vicious volley...it rebounded off the cage and el hadji diouf flew in with a diving header to slot it home
WOO!!
scissors
Scissors
rock
Rock
helllooooooooooooooooooo?!?!?!
i posted my choice twice...why arent mine and nic's posts showing up??
ok well hopefully this'll work
scissors
I'm gonna go for Rock again :p
Well it seems that the delicate Italians were no match for the Clangers, with a header from my dog, a 30 yard volley from my gran and a super kick from Cantona :)
rock
Paper
woo,a fter a close match it's a win for Golden Crunch United :)
Scissors
rock
winners: TWO CHIPMUNKS AND A GORMO
goalscorer: ronaldo
the gormo and his chipmunk friends decimated groovy gravy, some super quick footwork from denilson followed by a mid-air backheel by ronaldinho left ronaldo to strike the ball home from the other side of the cage! :)
paper
Rock
winners: TEAM POSTMAN PAT
goalscorer: rivaldo
after an intense battle team postman pat came out on top...saviola did a series of keepy uppies, leaving nic's dog standing...then el-hadji diouf sped past nic's gran and blast the ball against the roof of the cage as it fell cantona and rivaldo both went for the overhead kick, but there was only going to be one winner and rivaldo blast the ball into the goal...VIVA POSTMAN PAT!!
scissors
Rock
Team Golden crunch are unstoppable, beating the tournament favourites to go into the final :D
rock
paper
And the tournament winners are.........
Golden Crunch!!!!
With worthy runners up Postman Pat
Well done to Overmars, Viera and Petit :D
WINNERS OF THE FIRST VBF SCORPION K.O.
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=949363
TEAM GOLDEN CRUNCH
Yay :D
you're a star :)
so are you :)
nah
yes you are and dont deny it :)
i may be a star but so are you :D
*puts a sticker on your nose that says "im a star!"* :p
Don't make me force you to wear a pink sticker :p
go for it!
your a star and you know it
dont try and test this rugged poet
coz my mind moves faster than crack up ya nose
my rhymes hit ya like mike tyson blows
i excel like microsoft
i break records like united
bust off like ron jeremy
dont mess with the g man
those who try
fail
or end up in jail
tied up in red tape and assraped by a big gay male
fo shizzle
im out...
cool :)
I can't make you wear a pink sticker now
hell yeah :D
thats the advantages lyrical terrorism has over the real kind...its much more fun :)
hee hee G man.. very good, and I agree with you about the
lyrical terrorism.
:D
D!!!!
*runs over and jumps around*
how yooooooooouuuuuuu doooooooiiiiiiiinnnn??? ;););)
lyrical terrorism kicketh asseth :D
I am fantastic today thank you G man... :D
I spent most of yesterday recording some voice over material
for keda's new mix, and I am just listening to the final result,
it is unreal.....very spooky to hear yourself that way, but he
has done such a good job. :D
We are going to try and make it available for the TT virtual party
on Fri night.. hopefully we will get somewhere to host is so
that anyone who wants it can download..
:D:D:D:D
And G man.....
...........How yooooou doooin?;););)
im doooin oksies
suprised no one spoke 2 me bout recording vocals :confused:
well jello did, i think :confused: