jesus christ

jesus ****ing christ :rolleyes:

jesus christ!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/Trucker.JPG

jesus h christ!!!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/Juggler.JPG

It's hard to believe anyone would buy that crap isn't it?:confused:

have you seen the site?

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Originally posted by Gaffer
have you seen the site?

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Yes, is it a piss-take and I'm just very gullible?

I don't think so, but I have been caught out before, to much vitriole from our younger yankie bretherin... :(

The guy's picture kind of makes it real...

I can believe it :p

I'm currently staying in a rented house with pictures of angles all round the living room :o

*begins to print off pictures*

'Land of the free.....'
Free from any semblance of common sense.:eek:

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I can believe it :p

I'm currently staying in a rented house with pictures of angles all round the living room :o

*begins to print off pictures*

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What kind of angles, right ones?:D
Sorry couldn't resist that.:rolleyes:

Superstar... no hold on...

Why is Jesus always represented as a slight, straight haired,
cleanly bearded hippie?

The man was a carpenter. I have yet to see a carpenter without
SERIOUS scars on the hands....if not the face.

Most of them wouldn't know a razor if it jumped up and bit them.

:confused:

Karen and Richard never had scars on their hands

LOL & :rolleyes: @ Bonker at the same time :p

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
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Karen and Richard never had scars on their hands

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Was Karen that singer who used to hide behind the microphone stand?

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Originally posted by Gaffer
jesus christ!

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I'm sorry, but that picture scares the living **** out of me. What's he supposed to be - a serial killing hitch-hiker?

naw, Dunc, "he's always with you"

This is just plain wierd:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Fhorn.JPG

Yeah, but could you imagine looking in the rear-view mirror and seeing that grinning buffoon? Yikes!

And why does he look like he's going to steal that horn?

There's some funny **** going on here :confused:


http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...restRanger.JPG

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Originally posted by Gaffer
There's some funny **** going on here :confused:


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Jesus even helps you scew :eek:

He looks like he's going to give the lumberjack a fisting....

I don't recall any Bible stories about Jesus being sans legs. :confused:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Golfer.JPG

And here - is he going to roger her or choke her?

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Barber.JPG

A demi-god? :p

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A demi-god? :p

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LOL!! :D :D

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I'm *****ing telling you, you'll never get it in from there.

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10 points for the old granny in the zimmer frame.

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Jesus could operate his new puppet one handed.

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Do it ... become the new Sweeny Todd!!!

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[Boy] Hey mister give us our ball back!!!

[Jesus]Ha ha ha. Bloody short-arses.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Dental.JPG

Go on, drill him again! Serves the b*stard right for not believing in me.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Farmer.JPG

We can sneak up on the cows by hiding behind this hay. Watch them crap themselves when we jump out!

Especially this one is good : Getcher party supplies here and party all night with all those wacky priests !

Fun is probably a sin :rolleyes:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...G/Preacher.JPG

Hey look four eyes. Everyone's leaving. Man you must be boring.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i.../Secretary.JPG

Your right! This internet porn is great. And look, with these robes I can touch myself in a special way with no-one noticing.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/student.JPG

Go-on, just a quickie. I know you need the cash.....

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Cook.JPG

Desperate Dan waited eagerly for his Cow Pies.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i.../Guitarist.JPG

Alice Cooper having nightmares

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/Surgeon.JPG

"The leg bones connected to the .... errrr .. something"

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Vet.JPG

"Ok you can stop feeling the dog up..... Its my turn" Says Jesus

Does anyone have any idea who's the hippie in the pictures?

Looks like a child molestor to me.

SD

I think that he is j4u LOL

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Teller.JPG

£10 on Trap 6 please love.

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[Img]For Christs sake dad, hurry up with the putt, then pull me out of this quicksand.

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Ha ha ha ha :D

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems Christains will do anything to gain more popularity...

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No, no not that one... the next row back... next to the mother in the red dress... he has a blue tshirt on and a god damn nice set of buns...

(it's 5 inches tall)

http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

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Rev. Jones never did care too much about playing "Simon Says" with the omnipotent...

Today's 'Happy Days' guest appearance is Jesus Christ....

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Dang! another draw... ok one last time..

... paper, scissors ....

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Hey, cute ass..

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A must buy...

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hello girls!!!!!!!!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...G/Organist.JPG
NOT LIKE THAT YOU DUMB *****! PLAY IT AGAIN. PROPERLY. WITH FEELING!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Welder.JPG
Okay, now connect the detonator...be careful...

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Okay, now connect the detonator...be careful...

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The three Jedi knights battled it out