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Go on, ask the many questions of the world left unanswered. I will answer them.
:cool:
Why does the ghost of Billy Carter haunt my dreams?
why won't my boomerang come back?
What are dreams? Dreams are an illusion.Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Why does the ghost of Billy Carter haunt my dreams?
Oh geez, now I'm soundin like Kedaman...:p
I don't know who that is or why he does that.
It has been cursed by the 1337-speakers, as vengeance...muwahahaha :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
why won't my boomerang come back?
Someone hasn't trained it enough.Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
why won't my boomerang come back?
;)
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Why is everyone against Penguins and Fat Purple Queers who Hop Around your desktop? At least you arent against coffee :p
Why do I always have "them" after me?
Fat purple queers-- well who isn't against them.Quote:
Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_
http://www.vbforums.com/ http://www.vbforums.com/
Why is everyone against Penguins and Fat Purple Queers who Hop Around your desktop? At least you arent against coffee :p
Penguins represent a pain-in-the-ass operating system mostly supported by liberal hippies who think any company with a market cap over $100 billion is the root of all evil.
Them's obviously got discerning taste.Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Why do I always have "them" after me?
:p
You don't know your grammar rules. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Why do I always have "them" after me?
Yes I do :pQuote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
You don't know your grammar rules. :p
At least I can type in English :p
Is there a good reason why Pepsi needs lemon in it?
:confused:
Ok that one i have to agree with :pQuote:
Fat purple queers-- well who isn't against them.
That i don't agree with. Linux people don't think that the root of all evil is large companies, they think it is Microsoft, which just happens to be a large company. If you were putting a web server or a network server or any kind of server up chances are you would use linux, if you were doing anything else except being a hobbyist chances are you would use windows. Though i do dislike Microsoft for some of the bussiness descisions that they have made over tha past while (just like i dislike Chapters and Amazon for what they do to publishers) I am not prejudiced against anything they release, yes i think 98/95/ME are HUGE pieces of crap, i think 2000 and XP rock, NT 4 i am really undecided on since i haven't had extensive time to work on it. but from the little time i had i found it a pain in the a$$.Quote:
Penguins represent a pain-in-the-ass operating system mostly supported by liberal hippies who think any company with a market cap over $100 billion is the root of all evil.
I wasn't offending you i was offending the idiots who think that way
And yes I think it's good for nothing more than a web server and it's more trouble than it's worth
No.Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Is there a good reason why Pepsi needs lemon in it?
:confused:
Well "them" does not come after "me". :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Yes I do :p
At least I can type in English :p
Why do my shoes smell like bean dip?
:)
It was me.Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Why do my shoes smell like bean dip?
:)
If I have 2 apples, and take away 3, why can't giraffes drive mopeds?
Ok then, smarty, how about "why are they always after me?"? :pQuote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Well "them" does not come after "me". :p
the only thing lemon pepsi is good for is in drinks :p . Most idiots who are prejudiced against microsoft are so because they tend to squeeze good companies out of bussiness. (Netscape was the best until they were bought out by AOL). They also tend to lie alot (IE can't be taken out of XP my ass)
What is the average air-speed of a swallow?
Notice the difference in caliber of the questions compared with Kadaman's thread:p
Ok Justin, whats the meaning of life?
Oh. Because you're anti-1337.Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Ok then, smarty, how about "why are they always after me?"? :p
I'm thinkin somewhere in the neighborhood of 26.318203mph. :pQuote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
What is the average air-speed of a swallow?
The meaning of life is to have the 1337est computer.Quote:
Originally posted by nishantp
Notice the difference in caliber of the questions compared with Kadaman's thread:p
Ok Justin, whats the meaning of life?
Seriously, that, and..uhh...somethin or other. Can't remember right now.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Now this one is a tough one... who is the guy in my avatar pic?
:p
Or the chicken omlette?
Egg.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Mendoza?Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Now this one is a tough one... who is the guy in my avatar pic?
:p
Oh yeah, I put his name in the filename, didn't I?
Maybe that whole "happiness" thing, being with the one you love, etc... Not like you'd know.... :pQuote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
The meaning of life is to have the 1337est computer.
Seriously, that, and..uhh...somethin or other. Can't remember right now.
NO NO NO! you got it all wrong, the second 1337est computer in the universe told us that the answer to life the universe and everything is 42, the 1337est computer in the universe told use that the question is 6 * 9
Yep. :DQuote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Oh yeah, I put his name in the filename, didn't I?
Why is chocolate brown and not green ?
My chocolate is green.... is that bad?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Why is chocolate brown and not green ?
Who is Mendoza?
[suspicious mode]Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
My chocolate is green
This is not some Aussie slang for virginity, is it ?
[/suspicious mode]
I don't think it can be.... cause RJ lost that eons ago! :)Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
[suspicious mode]
This is not some Aussie slang for virginity, is it ?
[/suspicious mode]
Partially drunk, on a beach at night....ahh... those were the days... :pQuote:
Originally posted by Nucleus
I don't think it can be.... cause RJ lost that eons ago! :)
I heard it was while you were on a scout camp :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Partially drunk, on a beach at night....ahh... those were the days... :p
Quote:
Originally posted by Nucleus
I heard it was while you were on a scout camp :confused:
Damn that Jethro! :mad:
As I was coming from St. Ives, I met a Monte with 3 doors. Behind one door were green pingpong balls, behind another red ones; but all 3 doors were guarded by liars or maybe truthtellers. What happened to the missing dollar?
Go to the north pole in the bear hunter's camp. There you will find an infallible superpredictor and two boxes. Box A contains the missing dollar and Box B contains either an e-less paragraph or nothing. If the superpredictor predicts you will take both boxes, you must find 3 common english words ending in GRY two of which are angry and hungry, otherwise you will be hanged at noon one day this week as long as you don't suspect the correct day ahead of time.
Which way is the wind blowing?
Out your arse?
:confused:
Dan't be so hard on Jello.....I heard he went gently and slowly and there was lots of foreplay :)Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Damn that Jethro! :mad:
But being hard is what it's all about... ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Nucleus
Dan't be so hard on Jello.....I heard he went gently and slowly and there was lots of foreplay :)
And that's the last night l ever get smashed on bourbon and cokes l can tell you, how rj managed to sneak booze into a scout camp is beyon me...er....Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Partially drunk, on a beach at night....ahh... those were the days... :p
Hey look a wombat with a big donger....
Sorry, I had sprouts and beans with chilli sauce last night....Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Out your arse?
:confused:
:eek:
They had to vacate the building.
I have a question :o
I can't seem to clock my athlon 1,33 over 1,5 as it randomly restarts whenever cpuusage goes up for a while, the cpu temp never goes over 50C and mobo 38, what could be wrong :confused:
ooh! ooh! I have a question!
When was the war of 1812 fought?
Why do I have the power of nullifying almost all threads I ever come in contact with?