Kids....I should have had ten of them!

I just got back from the SPs trying to keep my son out of jail.

This weekend is homecoming and each class builds a float on the back of trailers. Last night at 1:00am my son and a bunch of friends took my suburban and went to each house, hooked the floats up to my car and left the floats in the middle of the school quad. They left a note at each house saying: "You've been struck by the class of 2002! See you at school". A typical senior prank.


One parent called the SPs and wanted to have them charged with grand theft auto!!!!!!!!! What a bunch of horse ****! The SPs said that they would just be warned. The school hasn't decided whether to suspend them or not. Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore?????

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Originally posted by barrk
I should have had ten of them!

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That can be arranged.... ;)

No it can't.

I'm sorry :mad:

I'm not.....now I get to just sit back and wait to spoil my Grandchildren rotten and laugh at my kids when they are the one's down at the Security Office trying to save them from people with no sense of humor!!!

that sounds like a plan to me katie!! :)

People who have no sense of humor are often the cause of much humor :)

Nobody has any sense of humor anymore, the JV football team aren't allowed to strip the Freshmen team to their underwear, duct tape their hands and feet, and throw them in front of everybody at homecoming anymore.... What is the world coming to? :p

I think that was a pretty good prank as they go :)

Our lot firebombed a scrap car and nearly blew up the chemistry store, so count yourself lucky :p

Well I hate my kids.

No, not hate them as such; I hate being their father. I was (am) a brilliant uncle to my brother's and sister's kids, and I'm very proud of my kids. I just would've preferred not to be a father at all.

Fatherhood SUCKS, unclehood is OK.

And HUSBANDHOOD sucks too

I diagnose chronic depression
I prescribe beer, and lots of it

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Originally posted by chrisjk
I diagnose chronic depression
I prescribe beer, and lots of it

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Diagnosis: correct
Prescription: wrong, in fact part of the problem. Or vice-versa.

Many prescriptions of various things didn't help; nor did big-S.

Although that remains a possibility.

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Originally posted by Jim Brown
Fatherhood SUCKS, unclehood is OK.

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Agreed. Don't you love it? It doesn't matter if the kids get bitchy, angry, or anything. You just hand them back to their parents and let them deal with it.

:)

Run around the neighborhood naked! Always helps me feel happier!;) Not sure how the neighbors feel about it but I haven't been arrested yet!:p

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Originally posted by barrk
Run around the neighborhood naked! Always helps me feel happier!;) Not sure how the neighbors feel about it but I haven't been arrested yet!:p

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I prefer riding those old bikes with the one giant wheel and the 2 little ones.
:D

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Originally posted by barrk
I haven't been arrested yet!:p

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im sure u havent ;)

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Run around the neighborhood naked! Always helps me feel happier! Not sure how the neighbors feel about it but I haven't been arrested yet!

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Do they show this on TV :D?

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Originally posted by crptcblade


I prefer riding those old bikes with the one giant wheel and the 2 little ones.
:D

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Bikes are evil! I rode 2-3 miles on one yesterday, and my ass is really sore....

If anybody says anything not related to bike riding regarding that comment, I'm going to smack them with the largest, wettest mackeral I can find. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by crptcblade


Agreed. Don't you love it? It doesn't matter if the kids get bitchy, angry, or anything. You just hand them back to their parents and let them deal with it.

:)

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Yes but I meant it more literally than that.

The big-S is the solution

Mmmm...mackeral...

:D

big-S??

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Originally posted by denniswrenn
I'm going to smack them with the largest, wettest mackeral I can find. :rolleyes:

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Promises, promises.:rolleyes:

Jim..Big-S?????? Seperation, Sex, Sin, Seduction, Salivation, Salvation????

Or maybe he meant sh..t.....?

I don't think it starts with sh...

My advice, Jim, don't.

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Originally posted by Jim Brown
Diagnosis: correct
Prescription: wrong, in fact part of the problem. Or vice-versa.

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Nothing like a depressant to...

...oh...right.

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Originally posted by barrk


Promises, promises.:rolleyes:

Jim..Big-S?????? Seperation, Sex, Sin, Seduction, Salivation, Salvation????

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Much simpler ... Suicide

that would be such a waste....I'd try sex, sin, and just about any other s word first.

hey jim, if ur feelin depressed, dont read my location or avatar (i am a bit depressed as well)

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Originally posted by barrk
that would be such a waste....I'd try sex, sin, and just about any other s word first.

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and read your responses elsewhere in the fora

School Leavers Pranks over the past few years at my school include:

• Giving the teachers a crateful of chocolate bars (previously injected with large amounts of laxative :D)
• Driving about the school grounds at high speeds with people sat on the bonnets of cars.:eek:
• Taking pot-shots at teachers with air rifles.:eek:
• Stuffing maggots, rotten fish and other biological items in the ceiling panels and leaving them there as long a possible.:rolleyes:
• Almost burning down the newly re-furbished physics labs.:eek:

Count yourself lucky....

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Much simpler ... Suicide

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Thought so :(

Don't do it Jim, suicide is never the answer... :(

You all need to cheer up, it will get better!

I know...I did much worse when I was a kid and no one ever called the cops. At least the SPs had to good sense not to arrest them.

Jim......I didn't understand what you meant by reading my other posts. Have I written something to upset you?

You can't do that man, then there'd only be 1 person here who knows Crawley!

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Originally posted by ghost ryder
hey jim, if ur feelin depressed, dont read my location or avatar (i am a bit depressed as well)

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You haven't just found out your best mate's a schizo and has to be locked away for the rest of his life "for his own good".
I also feel a bit worthless ATM, seeing as the only things in my life are my PC & my music.
(Note sig.)

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Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

You haven't just found out your best mate's a schizo and has to be locked away for the rest of his life "for his own good".

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Can't they give him medication? Sorry to hear about that, btw :(

man that sucks

so thats me, u and jim who r depressed, lets start a support
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Can't they give him medication? Sorry to hear about that, btw :(

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It all stems from him getting his under age g/f pregnant (twice) and her miscarraiging (twice) :(, since then he has bee seriously depressed, and this has brought his schizophrenia out. He's currently on 2 Prozac a day :eek:, but he has to be supervised everywhere he goes (and I mean everywhere) and he's not allowed anything sharp. He's not allowed back to school until he's stable, so ATM it's not certain where he'll end up, but an asylum is a possiblilty :(.

Can't they put him in a half-way house or something?

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Originally posted by barrk
I just got back from the SPs trying to keep my son out of jail.

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What's an SP??? I am thinking either it is the Secret Police like in ol' East Germany and they walk around in long coats, dodgy glasses and cigarettes hanging from the corner of their mouths... My second guess is School Police??? But that couldnt be right becos no country could be that f**ked up to need police in schools right??? :p

HEY JIMBO!!!!
What the hell is going on???? Need me to sing for you??? Hmmm Cant quite remember if this saved people or had the opposite result... dont seem to hear from them much anyhow... :eek:

I'm sorry if things are bad now but no matter what, you always get through it. Current difficulties are the source of future reminiscing and jokes. Who else would I play Flowery Twats with??? :D So, I now require you to write a 5000 word essay denying all thoughts of self mutilation (self abuse is allowed :p ).

hhhaaaahhuuum clearing throat.... here goes...
"Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
come on baby do the locomotion.... :D

SPs are Security Police......little boys with M-16s actually.........way too much fun!

m-16s!! ha!! i laugh at the m-16s!!

its all about the chrome tech 9!!

or maybe the 12-gauge mossberg :)

some real firepower

You don't have campus police?

Well, I guess you wouldn't need them with SP's....


We've got like 3 police officers always on campus... They should probably add more though because school's only been in for a month and there's been like 8 fights.... :o :eek:

:eek:

Very :eek:

You weren't involved in any of the fights were you?

yeah dennis, 8 fights, u better have kicked some ass man!!

Nope... I didn't even see the fights...... :o

where u live man??

i tell ya, im goin straight 2 south central when i can, then i get a tech 9, then the party starts!!

lol

I live in Virginia... not too far from DC... Lots of violence there...

yeah, all those congressmen :rolleyes: :D

This may sound odd... but I don't see how having police around helps stop fights. Unless you mean, like, gunfights or knife fights or something like that. Just for fistfights though.... *shrug* seems a little silly.

Some fistfights become lethal.

In Future..it would be mandatory for all American schools to have a prison attached to their school. :D

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Some fistfights become lethal

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No sh**.

I think you'll find that fistfights have been going on in schools for bloody ages. I don't see a sudden need to now cry out "BUT WAIT!! Some fistfights can be lethal!! We must spend lots of money on having police at all schools!"

Life involves risk. If you weren't prepared to accept risk you wouldn't bother to get out of bed in the morning, or you'd just kill yourself now.

Society is much more sensititve to violence than thirty years ago. But you're right about risk.

I guess you're mostly right H, but last year there was a fight and it took all three campus police, plus about four teachers to stop it. The people involved in the fight wanted to kill each other.

I don't think there's ever been a knife or gunfight at the school(while I've attended there), so that's a good thing....

But I bet my life savings there's been a gun or knife in the school.

Didn't you read the parenthesis? I said while I've attended the school..... you dip**** :p