The Interesting Thread.

God! All these topics are so boring! Let's fill this one up with interesting crap!

CONST string raabCool = true;

Dim Raab as Single :D

My C++ teacher's name is Mr. Salisbury. Like the steak.

#include <earl>
using namespace gonds;

eel.rockOut();

Code:

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while(true){
raabCoolness++
}

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Quote:

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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
CONST string raabCool = true;

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you only need a bool :rolleyes:


if(anyonesCoolness >= StevesCoolness) {
StevesCoolness = anyonesCoolness *100;
}


:D

int a = earlCoolness / stevesCoolness; //error: divide by zero

:D :D :D

PHP Code:

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[Begin Raab-Code]

// define vars

raab.isCool(true);
raab.wearCoolGlasses(true);
raab.isRaabinator(ofCourse);
raab.isMadFish(true);

// Program RAAB

function annoyPeople(){

call typeNonsense();
call postRaabPics();

}

[/End Raab-Code] 


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Quote:

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Originally posted by SteveCRM


you only need a bool :rolleyes:


if(anyonesCoolness >= StevesCoolness) {
StevesCoolness = anyonesCoolness *100;
}


:D

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StevesCoolness = -100
AnyonesCoolness= -10

So if StevesCoolness = anyonesCoolness * 100, then Steve's coolness would be -1000

:D :D

Quote:

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Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
int a = earlCoolness / stevesCoolness; //error: divide by zero

:D :D :D

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FYI... 0 / 0 produces the same error :D :p

Dim int0 as Integer

int0 = JpbtennismansCoolness + 1

ERROR: Integer Overflow

Ya'll are weird...

what are you talking about, if you look in the header file <earl> it clearly says:

Code:

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const unsigned int earlCoolness = 65535;

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You're forgetting the line after that, Earl:

VB Code:

Earl.******* = True

nope, all the member data is private. must be a non-standard MS header you got there. ;)

oh yeah, who is putting VB code in my C++ headers?

VB Code:

Dim thsThread as Dull
 
If thsThread.Boring = True Then
Shoot(Raab) In Head
Else
Remove(Head from Ass)
End If

VB Code:

DeflectBullet(To, goudabuddha)

VB Code:

Remove(Head from Ass)

INVALID SYNTAX ERROR

can not use spaces

VB Code:

Dim thsThread as Dull
 
If thsThread.Boring = True Then
 
With Gun
  Shoot("Raab")
End With
 
Else
Remove(Head_from_Ass)
End If

Someone make Head_From_Ass belong to Earl. I'm not good with VB :D

PHP Code:

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int removegoudabuddha(){

if goudabuddha.face() == in.raabAss(){
raab.fart();
}

return 0;

} 


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don't hate me because i can code.

:D

You're wrong, the proper code should read:

VB Code:

Dim thsThread as Dull
 
If thsThread.Boring = True Then
 
With Gun
  .Shoot("Raab")
End With
 
ElseIf thsThread.ReallyBoring = True Then
 
With Shotgun
  .Shoot("jpbtennisman")
End With
 
Else
  
With Nuke
  .Annihilate("ChitChat")
End With
 
End If

so if the thread is interesting you annhilate chit chat? that should generate an error.

this.thread = loosingInterst(fast);

VB Code:

Type Raab
  ****head as Boolean
  ******* as Boolean
  Has**** as Boolean
  ****Lenth as Short
  NumberOfWomen as Short
  Age as OldAss
End Type
 
Type Gouda
  Pimp as Boolean
  Player as Boolean
  Has**** as Boolean
  ****Length as Long
  NumberOfWomen as Long
End Type
 
Public Sub Gouda_vs(Raab)
  Raab.****head = True
  Raab.******* = True
  Raab.Has**** = False
  Raab.****Length = Nothing
  Raab.NumberOfWomen = Raab.****Length - Raab.Age
  Gouda.Pimp = True
  Gouda.Player = True
  Gouda.Has**** = True
  Gouda.****length = Error 6: Overflow
  Gouda.NumberOfWomen = Raab.Age^62
  If Gouda > Raab Then
    With Bazooka
      .Cram(Up_Raab_Ass, ,Fire)
    End With
  Else
    With Bulls
      .Stampede(Over_Raab)
    End With
  End If
End Sub

jeez man, don't get all bent out of shape, it's just a thread.

Code:

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-----------------------------------------------------------
|Raab Debuger                                            |
-----------------------------------------------------------
| Gouda's code has generated: 4534594 errors              |
| do you want to debug?                                  |
|      ----------                  ----------            |
|      |  NO    |                  |  NO    |            |
|      ----------                  ----------            |
-----------------------------------------------------------

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If thread.interesting = true then
katie.value = :)
else
katie.value = :rolleyes:
end if

this.threadType = boring;
Raab.emotion = sad;

Set Raab.Coolness = Nothing

Set Raab.AirSupply = Nothing

Set gouda.sexuality = les;

thread->Setinterestinglevel(Boring);
kedaman->action(kick_ass,((guys)Raab)+gouda);

Code:

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//calculate raabs powerful
Math.POW(raab, 10) = Super stack overflow

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VB Code:

Public Function IsRaabCool()
     If Sky = "Blue" Then IsRaabCool = False
End function

This has gotten far to dorky for me.

Never thought I'd hear you say that.

aknisely.HasReflection = False

Goudabuddha.Gets.Erections = False

aknisely.LikesGuys = True

VB Code:

Private Type VBForumMember
  UserName As String
  IsAnnoyedEnough As Boolean
  IsBoredOfIt As Boolean
End Type
 
Dim Aknisely As VBForumMember
Dim Imposter As VBForumMember
 
Imposter = CopyMember(Aknisely)
 
Do Until Aknisely.IsAnnoyedEnough Or Imposter.IsBoredOfIt
  Call MakePost(Imposter)
Loop 
 
If Imposter.IsBoredOfIt Then
  Call PMUsernameAndPassword(Aknisely)
End if

:)