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I just had a really great idea, people.
Why not just destroy the planet? A few well-placed nukes and we can take it apart in about 10 minutes :)
Be great for the morale of the universe, and we can get rid of all our problems in one go! :D
Why didn't I think of this before? :p
Everytime me and my friend have an argument about things, we get to this solution :) maybe it's the ideology to go :p
Take more than a few though...hurricanes don't obliterate the world yet they are some 150x the strength of an a bombQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
A few well-placed nukes and we can take it apart in about 10
Yes, but all that power is only used to mess the atmosphere around. I'm talking about putting nukes into every fault line you can find and seeing what happens :)
Don't mess with the atmosphere! It's a double-hard bastard! :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Yes, but all that power is only used to mess the atmosphere around.
Daaaahhh.....it's not! It's TINY compared to the planet :pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Don't mess with the atmosphere! It's a double-hard bastard! :D
it's got friends in high places ;)
Oh I crack myself up sometimes......
I'll crack you, matey :p
ah ;) but the thicker atmosphere, the more efficient is the nuke
shall we take this outside?!
of course, who buys!?
Of course :)
Firing nukes off inside is pretty pointless :p
I got a better idea: the flight sticks of the aircraft pilots should be protected by a fingerprint system so that only the two pilots are able to fly it. Sure it would have to be made very reliable.
aww crap, Building 5 is threatening to ground itself...
naah, who cares about the planes? WTC? we should get rid of all problems at once! :)
interesting idea..but what happens if someone else does take over the plane...what does the plane then do?Quote:
Originally posted by Olly
I got a better idea: the flight sticks of the aircraft pilots should be protected by a fingerprint system so that only the two pilots are able to fly it. Sure it would have to be made very reliable.
You what? In the WTC?Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
aww crap, Building 5 is threatening to ground itself...
yep. It's just partially collapsed, rest could follow. Everyone was evacuated though
Yes, thats a problem! there would have to be something like a pilots database with all their fingerprints. So an other registered pilot could go on. But well, i got no better idea how to protect any better at the moment.
I meant what if a terroist takes the controls...does the plane ignore their inputs? Does it continue flying in a straight line?Quote:
Originally posted by Olly
Yes, thats a problem! there would have to be something like a pilots database with all their fingerprints. So an other registered pilot could go on. But well, i got no better idea how to protect any better at the moment.
Hmmm...Building 5 is almost as tall as Canary Wharf...
Weld the door to the cabin shut and make the crew enter the cockpit from the outside of the aircraft.
Yes, only the 2 pilots will be able to operate the aircraft.
No pilot would do voluntarely something that terrible.
But if the terrorists dont know about the system and got other plans than crasin into a building, then this is not a good solution, i admit. Well, was just an idea.
Let's face it, the planes are way too dangerous, we should travel on ground :p
If your death is written on a spicifc day by God then you can't protect yourslef even whatever you do.Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
Let's face it, the planes are way too dangerous, we should travel on ground :p
the only alternative would be to send armed security, lets say 2-3
men with every aircraft. That would be expesive, but what else?
the pilots should be trained martial art
Says you...Quote:
Originally posted by abdul
If your death is written on a spicifc day by God then you can't protect yourslef even whatever you do.
I think they should carry a weapon of some sorts to protect themselvesQuote:
Originally posted by kedaman
the pilots should be trained martial art
Actually, I don't believe in deathQuote:
Originally posted by abdul
If your death is written on a spicifc day by God then you can't protect yourslef even whatever you do.
:rolleyes:
Jeesus! they just showed it at cnn! there are loads of damaged buildings around the wtc. They showed pictures from the closed area. Looks Hohorrible!!!
Welding the door is not such a bad idea. Actually, connecting the cockpit door lock to the altimeter such that the door won't open until the altimeter shows 0 would probably work. Presumably, the lock could be attached to a switch that would automatically call FAA/Police/FBI/whoever, if the door was attacked.
You are right, of course, that hijackers could break down the door and/or blow the plane up. But they can blow the plane up anyway.
Much the same system (in theory anyway) is in place in the maximum security prisons. If the prisoners take you hostage you are SOL. There will be no negotiation.
and parts of dead bodies lying around :(
SOL??
maybe they willl have to destroy and rebould many skyscrapers around the wtc!
2 men who are suspected to be linked to the terrorist act have just been captured by the german police in Hamburg.
so if there was an armed marshal on board to stop the guys everyone in the plane would have just dropped dead? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by abdul
If your death is written on a spicifc day by God then you can't protect yourslef even whatever you do.
Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I just had a really great idea, people.
Why not just destroy the planet? A few well-placed nukes and we can take it apart in about 10 minutes :)
Be great for the morale of the universe, and we can get rid of all our problems in one go! :D
Why didn't I think of this before? :p
YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
SOL
**** Outa Luck
Just saw the **** The word begins with S and ends with T
Warmaster - thankyou, greatly appreciated :rolleyes:
DerFarm - :eek:
No, i think such a post is beyond every common sense, nothing about your programming skills, but that was stupid. People who were affected by these acts won't appreciate this kind of humor.
This kind of humour is what keeps the rest of us from going mad from depression. Plus people who don't need it don't need to read it and probably won't be here either.
:mad:
Lighten up, for ****'s sake.
K, so we all are gonna behave like some stupid children?
Do you think its funny to hear it for the 10thousands time?
Well done, what for an amazing joke!!! I never would have thought to see such a creative thing! "lets destroy the whole earth, mouhahahaha". Youre so f****d up. Sure, without humans we probably would have a beter world? Im not depressed for the rest of my life, it has to go on, but whether people are sad or not, this topic was crap. Sure you didnt think about the consequences of your post, so I dont want to be too rude :cool: (If i do you prob wont help me anymore when im stuck, lol)
Me? F****d up? No.
I'm slightly mad, and have a habit of trying to find humour in everything to save thinking about reality, which, at the moment, sucks. It has done for most of my life, and I refuse to let it drag me down to its level.
I'm not behaving like a stupid child, I'm someone trying to keep my sanity (or what's left of it) intact.
You don't like the topic? Don't read it, and definitely don't post in it.
PS: I don't let Chit Chat happenings affect the other forums, so even if you piss me off here I'll still help you on the others.
now now, lets be friends.
well, since yesterday it's been shown that those who really got depressed didn't show up here either and won't do so until they lighten up.
We had a nice humourous policy here in chit chat until this happened, and I don't want it to be totally forgotten, even when some of us feel down
Yeah, theres a lot of emotions going on and many people still dont realiize what really happened. I didnt want to offend you, I just got a bad habit of using these words because i talk very often to people from spain/southern america. It was meant like gone mad. Nono, just think as you want to if it helps to kill this apathic feelings.
Okay no problem.
It probably wasn't in the greatest taste, but you can see where I'm coming from here...
Irony...3 to 6 of the hijackers were pilots...trained in the US. The would also have known about the special hijacking transponder code.
Don't you bloody delete it! I'll lose loads of posts and I'll be pissed.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Okay no problem.
It probably wasn't in the greatest taste, but you can see where I'm coming from here...