Rules: The next person fills in the next line of the poem...
There was a young lady from Spain,
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Rules: The next person fills in the next line of the poem...
There was a young lady from Spain,
Who's muff was left out in the rain,
She went berzerk
when some strange jerk,
Got it caught in the wheels of his train. :eek:
messed up this poem by not abiding to the rules and the rythm :(
Yaaayyy!!!! :D
A man came from Newcastle ...
Looking for someone to hassle
he went on the hunt,
using something too blunt
you can't kill a fox with a tassle
lol
There was an old woman from Cork ...
Who ate her rice with a fork
She liked what she ate . . .
but discovered too late...
She'd cleaned up a bowl of dog-food!
huh?
Sorry . . .
She'd eaten a flagon of BORK!
I was sitting one day on the grass
THinking what a nice arse
When down came my zip...
I felt my heart skip...
'cos I did a wee pee in a glass!
Have I ruined it again ? :D
THere was a young man from Hastings ...
Who received such frequent pastings...
it was all of that glue...
And the heroin too...
that his technique was so low in the ratings.
LOL :D Best thread this week!!!!
Left us unable to speak,
Some lips started to pucker,
and said "what a sucker"
I really must go for a leak.
there was a young boy called johnny.
in love with a girl named Bonny
whenever they met
they called on their pet...