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this is the thread for absolute nonsense...anything stupid...put it here
so i was the resteraunt an id just been served some soup...but sumthin was wrong so i called the waiter over
me: hey waiter there sumthin wrong with my soup
waiter: what is it too cold?
me: no but could ya taste it for me?
waiter: is it the wrong flavour?
me: look just taste it
waiter: is there a fly in it or sumthin?
me: listen for gods sake just taste the soup and u will see
waiter: ok wheres the spoon?
:D:D:D
The red car and the blue car had a race
All red wants to do is stuff his face
He eats everything he sees
The trucks, the flowers, the trees,
But smart ol' blue he took the Milky Way
:D
*runs around like a loony* HEWOOO NIC!! :D:D:D
its just me and u here...so what shall we do??
I say we drink loads of Lucozade and run around shouting "Jaffa Jaffa Jaffa Jaffa" :)
*drinks lucozade*
JAFFA JAFFA JAFFA JAFFA!!!
It's all good!!!
i spank, therefore i am :)
I'm a retard :p
ok ok...lets do a scorpion KO i pick four teams...u pick four teams...any players currently playing ok??
:D
Introducing team Bubble Club....
Figo, Zidane, Beckham :)
ladies and gentlemen two chipmunks and gormo...
ronaldo, ronaldinho & denilson :)
Put your hands together for team Golden Crunch United.....
Overmars, Viera, Petit
its the lucozade lovers...
van nistelrooij, joe cole & bergkamp
team Clangers:
My dog, my Gran, Cantona :)
team postman pat
rivaldo, saviola & el hadji diouf
A guy rolls up his tie, lets it fall, and asks "Who won???"
Its a tie!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:rolleyes:
lol@markman :D
Finally team Groovy Gravy
Roberto Carlos, Keane, Henry
the delicate italians
del piero, totti & vieri
ok nic here is how we will do it
on msn i will count down and when i say "GO" we will both type in either rock, paper or scissors and post it in the thread
whoever wins...well then their team wins and they can decide who scored and how :)
(if lets say two of your teams are in the semis, you can choose which team to be)
the tournament will line up as follows:
game1{
team bubble club vs team postman pat
game2{
team clangers vs the delicate italians
game3{
golden crunch united vs the lucozade lovers
game4{
team groovy gravy vs two chipmunks and a gormo
and the winners of game 1 and 2 will play in the semis as will games 3 and 4
:D:D:D
lets rock!
okay, lets go :)
rock
Rock
ARG!! lol
ok again....
paper
TEAM POSTMAN PAT WINS
goalscorer: el hadji diouf :)
hmmm let see...
rivaldo flicked the ball past the tackle of beckham, saviola caught it mid air with a vicious volley...it rebounded off the cage and el hadji diouf flew in with a diving header to slot it home
WOO!!
scissors
Scissors
rock
Rock
helllooooooooooooooooooo?!?!?!
i posted my choice twice...why arent mine and nic's posts showing up??
ok well hopefully this'll work
scissors
I'm gonna go for Rock again :p
Well it seems that the delicate Italians were no match for the Clangers, with a header from my dog, a 30 yard volley from my gran and a super kick from Cantona :)
rock
Paper
woo,a fter a close match it's a win for Golden Crunch United :)
Scissors
rock
winners: TWO CHIPMUNKS AND A GORMO
goalscorer: ronaldo
the gormo and his chipmunk friends decimated groovy gravy, some super quick footwork from denilson followed by a mid-air backheel by ronaldinho left ronaldo to strike the ball home from the other side of the cage! :)
paper
Rock