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But Marge, $10,000! With that much money we'd be millionaires!
Now let's all go back to that building thingy, where our beds and TV is.
:)
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Guy at Window: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: pause...I don't know.
Oh, I'm sorry son...I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown....
You're not the only one that can exploit a non-profit organization.
Sir Isa-who?
Oh my god! He fell on Aerosmith!
Burns : Think about it Smithers, what would you do if I came up and slobbered all over you and started sniffing at your crotch?
Smithers : Umm, if you did it, sir?
Moe : Hey everybody...I'm a stupid moron with big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
I'm not asking you to like me, I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, all I'm asking is that you be fair.
Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head...
Sure its not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring...
This one's got purple stuff in it, purple's a fruit.
I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer...
*falsetto* Hello, this is Mrs. Burns. I just called to say that I don't love you anymore.
Anonymous Freak : I came here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, aye.
Anonymous Freak : I start fires.
You said that wrong
I am evil homer I am evil homer
:D
Your father was a good man, an honest man (phone rings) Hello, Barts friend Millhouse?, BART! some weiner kid is looking for you.
Ralph: I bent my Wookie.
Homer: Welcome To Dumpsville. Population: You
Ralph: Oh no, the pointy kitty took the key.
Homer: If he's so smart how come he's dead
Ralph: That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end.
He didn't give you gay did he?
I wanna set the record straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute
The pain was like a drug, but even more like a drug were the drugs
Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.
Mindy: What's wrong Homer?
Homer: (crying) Oh like you don't know... we're gonna have sex.
Mindy: Well.......we don't have to.
Homer: Yes we do, the cookie told me so!
Mindy: Well, desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet and tasty!
Fireman: Homer, this is never an easy thing to say. I'm afraid we're going to have to cut your arms off.
Homer: They'll grow back won't they?
Fireman: Uhhh, yeah.
Chief Wiggum: Okay, folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s … Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don’t be shy, crowd around!
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Homer: Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Word power' section. I think it's really... really... really... good.
Homer: And that big dipper looking thingy is.. Alan the cowboy.
Pepe: Wow papa Homer, you are so learned.
Homer: It's pronounced 'learned'.
Pepe: I love you Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you too Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepe.
Homer: Whatever.
Homer: At times like this is wish I was a religious man.
Lovejoy: (running down the street screaming) It's all over people! We don't have a prayer!!!
Homer: I almost forgot, while I was at the courthouse I had them change your name...
Marge: To what?
Homer: Chesty Larue.
Marge: Chesty Larue???
Homer: Just try it for two weeks, if you're not completely satisfied you can be Busty St. Clair.
Marge: I don't want to be Chesty Larue or Busty St. Clair
Homer: FINE! Hootie McBoob it is!
Marge: Goodnight Homer.
Homer: Sleep tight Hootie.
Marge: Let go of those.
Homer: He He He He!
Ralph: Oh boy sleep, that's where I'm a Viking.
Homer: I was a political prisoner.
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt, do I have to paint you a picture?
Moe: Nobody gets away from Moe. Nobody.
I call the big one Bitey.
Salesman: Surely you can't put a price on your family's lives!
Homer: I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
I'm 249, and I'm feelin' fine...
Nelson: I like toys that are challenging! *turns jack-in-the-box backwards*
Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.
Homer: And how?
Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little uh, understanding here.
Homer: I understand.
Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..
Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.
Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?
Homer: No, he's Bart.
Wiggum: (frustrated) Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
Homer: Okay.
Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for (wink) is Mr. Bribe. (wink, wink)
Homer: (clueless) It's a Ring Toss game.
Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.
Homer: So you're saying you're never gonna eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork Chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh, ohh.. yeah.. right Lisa! A wonderful....... magical animal!
Homer: Wow bufallo testicles
Lisa: No dad, they're apples
She's always so moral. Why can't she be more like..... well not Bart but there's got to be a happy medium