Wait, didn't you just go to Las Vegas last year?
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Wait, didn't you just go to Las Vegas last year?
I vaguely remember you bringing a bunch of alcohol without any whiskey.
People who drink, shouldn't drink and horse.
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Did you know that in Louisiana... Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
If there is a simple assault does that mean there is a complex assault?
That makes complete sense. Being bitten by a full set of teeth is naturally going to be more dangerous than being bitten by just one or two.
I wish that I could come back with a good rebuttal, but my own personal mouth hygiene is not the greatest :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Louisiana?
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the "teethbrush." :D
The joke above can also apply to Mississippi, West Virginia, and the majority of Florida.
I saw a news article the other day where a man in Mississippi was lynched. I didn't think stuff like that still happened, at least not in this day and age.
Unfortunately under the right conditions most people are a hair width away from being able to do something like that. (Even today.) Clump them together and apply enough stress, anger... you get what you get.
Mob mentality appears to be part of the human condition.
Riots are another example.
I know what you mean. I'm a couple inches away from being hung, myself.
Doh!
An excellent picture.
Post Race.
Freaky.
What. You didn't get the memo? It's national doodleberry day. :)
Nope, no memo.
For some reason I read memo like Nemo is pronounced.
New definition for "getting the Memo" :eek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4D-qJsz4U
i wanna kill people like rampage..the last scene that he talks about the new revolution ..damn his right
the thing is the only place i can speak like this is here in post race..i just say what i want to say...things that no one wants to listen, but they wamt YOU to listen to them ..how f****** pathetic
That's because in the matter of a few minutes the post will be pages behind the most up to date post, forever lost in the abyss known as the post race.Quote:
the thing is the only place i can speak like this is here in post race
post race!
I just found that if you post in all caps, but size number 1, the casing gets lowered:
THIS IS ALL CAPS = THIS IS ALL CAPS
Well apparently not because it didn't do it for that one.
But it did do it for the first one.
I'd quote PC Monk, but I'd need both posts to make a wry comment...and I just don't feel like it.
I just found out that I wasted more than the last two days going down a blind alley. Bummer.
On the plus side, I had a pair of ducks in my garden this morning. Perhaps they'll nest here. I had a duck nesting in my yard two years ago, and got some entertaining video.
My Dad kept a variety of duck that ate the slugs in his garden.
They were the fattest ducks I've ever seen.
Still I couldn't choke down the duck meat when He served one for dinner.
*Shudder*
thats another good point so you wont think im insane!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
but the truth is i am going insane...
That must have been a very long alley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
My in-laws have a FAT rabbit that they domesticated. I think one day they may not come home to a rabbit, and that same night I'll be chowing down on some good lean rabbit meat.Quote:
Still I couldn't choke down the duck meat when He served one for dinner.
Going... Gone... It's all relative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pc Monk
for like a year i was wondering how u got that bug running in your signature dday but after a while i right clicked on it and...is that relative too?
Cooking duck is difficult even if they aren't slug-fed. People call them "flying liver" for a reason, though the quality duck cookers I know vehemently disagree with that caricature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gruff
That's it... I'm quitting my job.
I have finally found my calling in life:
This Web Developer Gets Paid To Get Drunk And Test Client’s Websites
:thumb:Quote:
Richard Littauer is the founder of The User Is Drunk, a website testing service. For $250 per site, he will get intoxicated and run tests on his client’s websites. The reasoning is that if a website can be used by a drunk person, it is truly user-friendly.
A: How the HELL do you find this stuff?
B: A friend of mine worked for a local advertising company that had the Jack Daniels account. They had cases of the stuff sitting around the office, and standard practice was to light up a spliff before noon, then sample the wares all afternoon. I don't know how productive they were by the end of the day.
Quotes like that upset me a bit.
If you do not like your job, then take action to change it.
Whether it is by educating yourself.
Or by pushing for a promotion.
Or by submitting applications to new jobs.
Or by becoming self employed.
Quotes like that, to me, speak to the mindset of those that feel as though they are entitled to something.
post race
Your posts look like drive-by Burma shave signs
That's because he doesn't have to wait between posts.
What could easily have been stated in one post
was stretched out over several. A difficult feat for mere mortals.
hehehehe!
Well, phi to you!
Some people really, REALLY like salsa. And then there's this woman...
Woman accused of stabbing boyfriend because he ate all their salsa
If somebody stole my casa ole salsa I'd probably stab them too.