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Now taht is impressive, let's see if I can knock them over with my balls :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Have you seen them standing in a row?
:eek: You are naughty Ian!!!!
Night Bonker.....have pleasant dreams!!!!
just trying to liven things up in the usual chit-chat tradition :) :cool:
What, by dragging it down to the depths of depravity?
Furry muff :)
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing Ian.......you're just a bad thing! ;)
I like that about you!! :p
:p
I see, I'm a bad thing now am I ? I don't have to take these racist minority comments, I'm out of here :mad:
*Ian starts to stomp off in a blind range and walks straight into a closed door*
;)
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Bad Is Bad
Went uptown to see my cousin
Plays guitar, sounds like a chainsaw buzzin'
In the crowd, I see his mom and dad
I said "Hey, hey Uncle, man your son is bad"
But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad
Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad.
Across the street, a neon sign
All you can eat for a dollar ninety nine
Our soul stew is the baddest in the land
But one dollar's worth was all that I could stand
But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad
Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad.
Back uptown to see marie
Nobody home, I opened the door with my key
"I love you, Huey" was the note I read
But there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed
But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad
Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad
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I never win first place
I don't support the team
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me
Parents hated me
I was always in a fight
'Cos I can't do nothing right
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person staring back at me
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else
LA told me
You'll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired of being compared
To damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me
So doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else
So doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else
Don't let me get me
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else
Right, time to get some Beauty Sleep ( god knows I need it ;)), So I shall bid you all a fond farewell :cool: :)
Good night Ian! http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
A cheesey morning to you :cool:
Rain at last ! Haw !
A good start of the day. Slavery ahoy ! But ... errr ... blast ! Forgot what I wanted to say ...
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A a very smelly underpants morning to you all :cool:
Goooooooooooooood underpants to everyone here!
I've become a born again christian, although technically, I never was a christian, I was Mendhakite, so that would make me a newly born christian...
anyhoo, ppl think I'm nuts. But I do believe in my new purpose, to spread the word of Jesus...
so I'll just say this once so as to not irritate anyone here:
Jesus Loves You.
:)
Ok, so who has the underpants??
Believe what you believe. I believe in Gudd.
I also believe in Pants :cool:
Mmm, it's all a bit Stilton in here today...
Bonker, I'm surprised you never had an opinion on the Quantock Hills thread yesterday?
I very much believe in an extended holiday in the Dominican Republic.
And nederwiet (Can-na-bis Sa-ti-va Hol-lan-di-ca !)
I also believe in mastering the djembé for slightly different reasons than usual
Quantocks :confused: Well, I haven't looked round them much, driven around then a lot. I like the Cotswolds, but I expect you've been there.
Why not try a weekends survival challenge in the Bourneville area of Weston-super-Mare?
Top of the mornin' to you Gaff, you alwight ?
Morning all . . .
Just sent a v.sarcy email to one of the directors ... It'll be interesting to see the response . . .
I'll get my coat and P45 on the way out . . . :D ;)
Never been to the Cotswolds - it was either them or showing my missus me Quantocks ( :rolleyes: ). The latter won... I want massive pints of scrumpy and a large breasted wench to leer over as the wife argues wth me :DQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Quantocks :confused: Well, I haven't looked round them much, driven around then a lot. I like the Cotswolds, but I expect you've been there.
Why not try a weekends survival challenge in the Bourneville area of Weston-super-Mare?
Tickle my gunties, it's Ian! How are ya, squeezer?
actually doing something resembling proper work for a change, which is quite nice as I've been bored out of my mind over thte last 2 weeks. still nothing on the Job front though. jow about you ? still antagonising your your US Counterparts ? :D
Probably won't be anything for a while, I reckon - ah well, at least you're in emplayment.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
actually doing something resembling proper work for a change, which is quite nice as I've been bored out of my mind over thte last 2 weeks. still nothing on the Job front though. jow about you ? still antagonising your your US Counterparts ? :D
NY guys kind of off the scene at the moment - speakin with Tokyo office every morning now (big 2 hour job this morning :( )
It's a bugger that I married them, work with them, but can't get the ****ing time to get over there for the footy :(
*winge
Might get heavily drunk tonight....
Probably won't be anything for a while, I reckon - ah well, at least you're in emplayment.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
actually doing something resembling proper work for a change, which is quite nice as I've been bored out of my mind over thte last 2 weeks. still nothing on the Job front though. jow about you ? still antagonising your your US Counterparts ? :D
NY guys kind of off the scene at the moment - speakin with Tokyo office every morning now (big 2 hour job this morning :( )
It's a bugger that I married them, work with them, but can't get the ****ing time to get over there for the footy :(
*winge
Might get heavily drunk tonight....
Footy ? You mean the 3 games England will play ? Naah, not worth the fare mate.
So what're you working on then Ian?
God I'm bored . . . .
using RDS(Remote Data services) in a vb dll, client-side through VBScript :confused: :D
Last thing I remember I was rushing for the door :cool:
Last thing I remember was waking up halfway down the M5 going to work :confused:
Hotel California?
My Brain has expired, 29K of SP and growing, the test data is going to be a nightmare :(
Mushroom clouds in the sky and a bald eagle on the sun roof
Can't beat that. Except possibly a torrent of rain.
Flabba Blabba :confused:
WTH is going on around here?:confused: :eek: :( :mad:
I'm having a gravy experience :eek:
has everyone turned into humorless gits?
I don't know what your talking about katie and don't call me a git :mad: :p
I've eaten too much beef :o
try some seafood instead!