Post Race!

Actually the rebooted Dr who series went into great depth on the origins of the Cyber men.
The later rebooted shows were much better than the earlier ones.

Basically they were humans stripped of all emotion and humanity encased in powered armour.
Because they believed they were the ultimate in perfection they launched a war to convert the entire planet to cyber men by brute force.

Gee, another religious war. Just what the planet needs.

I had a fun birthday yesterday. My wife and I ate at Outback and then we went bowling with some friends. Of course we were in bed by 10, but that's the joy of having a baby.

I've got no puns worth making about that, so I'm going out, and will be back.

Going out Pun shopping?


Highlander quote: There can be only Pun!

My sister has a button that reads "I have a punning clan"

It's so true.

I won a purple nurple heart in the Pun-ic wars so basically you do not know me unless you've pun a mile in my shoes.

When was this forum created? XD

This thread dates back to the year 2000.

The forum dates even further back, though not much further. There was also the Great Crash that wiped out lots of early threads, along with the post counts for most of those people. I'm not sure when that happened, but people were still discussing it when I joined up.

Ah yes. The great crash.
We used to wear an onion on our belts.
(Which was the style at the time.)
White ones. couldn't get the red ones cause of the war...
*Gruff wanders off aimlessly mumbling*

Red onions... Ha! I use to sell those on the black market making 450 republican credits per bulb!

Hey, this is still going! You young 'uns don't know the half of it...

I sold them for French currency, to be franc. I got more when I sold them in German currency, due to the mark-up. I also sold them for rubles without scruples, but didn't sell to the Japanese, because the yen I didn't ken. I wanted to sell in Albania, because I lek them, a lot, but went to Algeria, instead, for dinar, before keeping it real in Brazil. Naturally, the Bulgarians purchased with some lev-ity.

By the time I reached the Nagorno-Karabakh Republic, I was feeling sick, so I sold some for their currency, which made me feel better (due to the dram, I mean). Then the Thai's came up to bhat, but I took the South African cash and rand with it, instead.

Wow, there's an old....face like thing.

Euro gotta be kidding me?

That pun was totally money.

Now that was some stirling punning. You're really pounding 'em out. I'd join in but I can come up with Naira one.

I was just going with the flow. It was the current, see?

I've updated my VB.Net tutorial website. The 'lessons' tab is a bit different.

I also want to update the lessons themselves. Perhaps add some pictures and break the paragraphs down some more.

I need to poke my bits.

I always assumed that was roughly what your name meant.

I saw Weezer tonight. Now I drunk.

I'm drunk. Not I drunk or eye drunk

Eye R Monkey?

Mojo Jojo

Ok, Professor Utonium. Steer clear of the Chemical X though.

wow dilettante in Post Race! Must be an occasion!

I was looking for "Post Religion" but this was all we had.

I think religion was banned in the postrace about 30,000 post ago

Of course I wasn't around so it doesn't apply

I like watching Dr. house

Guzzling Fanta Grape Zero to stay on my diet.
Munching Hawaiian luau BBQ chips to put back the sugar and spice.

Snoozed the entire day away.
Gonna be awake the rest of the night whether I want to or not.

Got an invite to a huge picinic in Oaks Park from the little girl that first stirred my feelings. I was a little boy at the time so that makes it okay. :)
She was married with three grown kids last time I heard about her.

She invited our entire eighth grade class and the nun who taught it.
She would be in her nineties now. (The nun, not the girl.)

You remember how a lot of the kids you new in school had funny shaped heads?
It'd be weird if they grew into adults with funny shaped heads. :)

Not sure if I want to go.

Sentence generator? Don't forget, that is against the AUP.

What ???

Wasted ten buck to see "The Giver". Bad Science in the extreme yet again.

Didn't know riding a sled through a force field fence would send out a wave front that
could set an entire city free of its chemically induced emotional chains. Instantly.

What totalitarian society would build a machine with a flaw like that?

Nothing has been added to the Post Race in a while.

I've been sick for the past 3 days.

I have a cold

dclamp, how did you get your name added as a tag?

I've been in the woods.

alot to say but nobody want to listen!

Nothing new about that in this thread.

Sounds like a bad case of Post Race Nontraumatic Unstressed Disorder.

I'm going to lose both of my big toenails. I don't even know why this time, and it's getting pointless to try to figure it out. Typically, steep descents are toenail removers, and I never had that issue until about two years back. Now, it seems like any long hike causes my left big toenail to turn black and eventually fall off. This is the first time that the right one has done the same thing, and it was a largely flat hike with more uphill than downhill, and only about 1000 feet of uphill (in 13 miles, so it wasn't steep).

I lose the nails off both my second toes (the ones next to the big toes) about once a month. It started because my climbing shoes used to rub them. I've changed the climbing shoes and they no longer rub but every time the nail grows back it grows back thick and, after a while, falls off. To anyone who's never experienced it that probably sounds really painful but it isn't. There's always a fresh nail underneath. It's like my toenails grow up instead of out.

Sounds sexy.

Good thing that part of you is growing up.

I was thinking just the other day, as I was hiking 26 miles, that I don't really feel a few years short of 50. I feel like I'm about 30, it's just that my body doesn't recover quite as fast as it used to.

The post race has been slowing down.

Hhhhhoooowwww sssssoooo.

Wellllllll thhhherrreee hassssn'tttt beeeeen nooooothinnnng iinnnnn aaa whiiiillleee.

You know, I watched a terrible video of ISIS.

I didn't particularly want to watch it, but at the same time I couldn't stop watching it.

It was about four people in an SUV driving up on people and just shooting them.

The first one, they rolled up to another SUV and killed 2 of the 3 passengers and just drove off.

The second one, they drove up to a car and killed all 4 passengers. Only this time they got out of the SUV and checked to make sure they were dead. Sadly the 4 passengers looked as if they couldn't have been all of 18 years old.

The last one I watched before I finally turned it off, they drove up to two people walking and shot one of them. But instead of driving off, they stayed, and just kept shooting at an already dead person.

They were sick. How could a human being do that to another human being?

They preach peace from the Koran, but then they do that.