Matt Winces at the image of Ian straddling the UK and the North Sea.....Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*Kicks both Wally and matt in the Nads at exactly the same time*
:D
Flookin hell Ian you must have a widely split kipper!:D :D :eek:
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Matt Winces at the image of Ian straddling the UK and the North Sea.....Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*Kicks both Wally and matt in the Nads at exactly the same time*
:D
Flookin hell Ian you must have a widely split kipper!:D :D :eek:
Good morning Katie :)
*ahem*
HELLO??????????????????????
Hiya Katy . . . . . cold day in Ca? I have San Jose at 46degF . . . and don't you get into work early?!
It's amazing what you can do after a few trips down to the gym ;)Quote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
Matt Winces at the image of Ian straddling the UK and the North Sea.....
Flookin hell Ian you must have a widely split kipper!:D :D :eek:
It's lovely here.....but I live in the desert!!! I get to work at seven.......ughhhhhhhhh.....grumble.........but it's my Friday because I'm golfing at the company tournament tomorrow!:)
Aye I've heard you like body-builders!!!;) Oooeeerrr :eek: missus (or mister in your case!)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
It's amazing what you can do after a few trips down to the gym ;)
20g?? I know I smoke a lotm, but I ain't cheech & chong!! 3/4 of an ounce....
Thanks for your smooches ladies; My wife is currently driving at 150mph up the M4 to **** youse over ;):p
The bright side of today were her presents:
2 half-bottles of Vasse Felix Noble Rot Reisling (yum)
A cigar humidifier box (for my stash :D )
An Audi TT for the weekend..
And dinner somewhere tonight... I still feel ****ty though :(
So it's not 46degrees? And golf? The only tournaments we have are the ones where you get arrested for Drunk & Disorderly!!! Although a few of us have been known to spoil a good walk sometimes though...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
It's lovely here.....but I live in the desert!!! I get to work at seven.......ughhhhhhhhh.....grumble.........but it's my Friday because I'm golfing at the company tournament tomorrow!:)
Hi Katie, my connection's just gone really slow again, so I'll be a few post behind everyone again :mad:
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
Happy Birthday, Gaffer!!!!!! I hope you feel better!!
I'm empty headed. Hows you Katie?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's everyone?
I'm empty headed. Hows you Katie?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's everyone?
Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
.... I'll be behind everyone again :mad:
I thought I felt someone pinching me bum!!
Trying to type with one hand and eat a doughnut with the other........:)Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
I'm empty headed. Hows you Katie?
Do you know where that donut's been?
I took it off a carrot that was reposing in my garden.
talented!
gifted even
donut = pastry lover
apparently ...
In our office we have what is referred to as a "Doughnut Violation" this includes everything from getting a promotion, getting your name or your families name in print, leaving the safe open or your workstation unsecured, to getting laid for the first time (bear in mind they're engineers so this is not a common occurence)!
wally, I was having a laugh mate. if I couldn't handle the rib tickling I get on this place, I would have left about 2 years ago :)
I know
I'm being irrational, wanton and childish again.
Can't be helped. I'm mental ;)
Wally = teh n00b ;)
mental = maniacal?
I'm :mad: mental, completely unhinged and a n00b as well.
I'd better fetch my rope :(
;)
Mental, Mental, Chicken Oriental
Send out to the China Deli!............and don't forget the sweet and sour sauce! :(
I'm having my appraisement interview tomorrow and I just know I'm gonna crash and burn.
I also know that as the night progresses I'm going to have another anxiety fit and a very short night's sleep :(
Anyway ...
Want bami goreng with that ?
Yes, Please! May I have some mooshu pork too?
And the Cream of Sum Yun Gi
Yes I know, I'll get my coat ;)
Ian, Ian, Ian! :eek:
I've been hanging round the Famous chineese child molestor for too long, Pork Um Yun
*I am currently in the process of choping of my hand so i can't post any more bad chinees puns*
Toooooo Sloooooow :(
Wally deleting threads :(
Ian, if ye die trying the chopsticks ye should use the forks
:groan:
Anyone want to dance? I have way too much energy from the coffee and doughnuts!!
You fancy a smooch?
*puts on Two Tribes by Frankie Goes To Hollywood*
Quote:
I didn't hear you leave,
I wonder how am I still here
I don't want to move a thing,
It might change my memory
Oh I am what I am,
I'll do what I want, but I can't hide
I won't go, I won't sleep,
I can't breathe, until you're resting here with me
I won't leave, I can't hide,
I cannot be, until you're resting here with me
I don't want to call my friends,
They might wake me from this dream
And I can't leave this bed,
Risk forgetting all that's been
Oh I am what I am,
I'll do what I want, but I can't hide
I won't go, I won't sleep,
I can't breathe, until you're resting here with me
I won't leave, I can't hide,
I cannot be, until you're resting here with me
I think I need the hare of the Bonker that pinched me!
*twirls madly until my eyeballs begin to melt*
That's me done for the day, so ta-ta for now :)