My carrot is hibernating at the moment :( ;)
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My carrot is hibernating at the moment :( ;)
For Godness Sake take that thing out for air occaissionally! It's not hibernating it's asphyxiating!!!!!!!!
Sure Katie can breathe some life back into it ;)
lol :D
right that's my day of complete and utter boredom done for the day (which has been made more bearable by you 'orible lot ;)) I'm off home to update my cv and start getting ready to send it out. Bye everyone :)
I'd be happy too........if you're sure you'll be up to the task!
C U later Scooby :cool:
Take your Carrot out and show it to the girls!
Bye Ian!!!!! Follow Bonker's advice and you'll never go wrong!!!
Quote:
Anytime you rise, I'm here,
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
I want to take you out and show you round the world,
Pink thing it'll be OK.
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled,
Pink thing what would straight folks say?
That man isn't fit to enter heaven.
That man is a sinner,
Ever burning in disgrace.
Pink thing, spit in my face,
I'd love you for it.
Anytime you call, I'll fall,
Into madness for you pink thing.
You make me want to live.
You make me want to die.
And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
I want to take you out and show you to the girls,
Pink thing they're a whole new tribe.
If you could only see the way the way the gingham swirls,
Pink thing it's a whole new vibe.
That man isn't fit to be a father.
That man is a sinner,
'Fore they cast me down to die,
Pink thing, spit in my eye,
I'd love you for it.
Yes, I'd love you for it.
Anytime you rise, I'm here,
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.
Hundred heartbeats high.
I want to introduce you,
Take you to the brink thing.
I want to introduce you,
Tell me what you think thing. I want to introduce you,
Make that missing link thing.
Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing?
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye?
Little pink thing.
Who is that Bonker.......it's a hoot!
It's by my favourite band XTC, off the Oranges and Lemons album :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Who is that Bonker.......it's a hoot!
Quote:
Can you judge a man
By the way he wears his hair
Can you read his mind
By the clothes that he wears
Can you see a bad man
By the pattern on his tie
Chorus:
Well then mister you're a better man than I
Well then mister you're a better man than I
Well then mister you're a better man than I
Well then mister you're a better man than I
Could you tell a wise man
By the way he speaks or spells
Is this more important
Than the stories that he tells
And call a man a fool
If for wealth he doesn't strive
Chorus
You condemn a man
If you faith he doesn't hold
You say the color of his skin
Is the color of his soul
Could you say that men
For king and country all must die?
Chorus
*Drops In*
*See's no one has posted for 4 hours
*Drops out*
*dives in and out, not to leave so much as a skid mark on the toilet pan of the thread*
Phart
*hic*
Wow! I thought this place was dead there for a moment, hey Bonker and Katie! :D How goes?
Hi Katie, Mike!
I've been playing 5-a-side football. I tried to take on the wall with painful results.
Round in circles...that's how it goes! How 'bout you'all?
I hope you didn't injure your ears Bonker :eek:
Bonker - you fool :D The wall tried to take me on once....or maybe it was the floor :confused: Can't remember, was a bit tiddly...
Open day was great, looks like a good place to go! Glad I ticked the "accept" box on the form when they offered me a place ;)
Anyway, I'm off to bed now because I'm knackered :rolleyes:
My fur is rather ruffled :p
C U Tomorrow, bring wheat!
Bulgur Wheat or Cream of Wheat?
*psst*This post you are reading is not real, and youa re just imagining it
Did you take your Carrot out and show it to the girls, Ian?!
Unfortunatley not as you tend to get put away fro doing things like that in the public :rolleyes:
Yeah, but it's the .01% chance that you might get caught that makes it the most fun!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, is Dave there?
'ello Dave!
You're my wife now......
Oh no!! I think they've finally caught up with Pix!!! :eek: Who told them where to find her!!!!!!!! :mad:
Fly Post Race, fly!
Morning all . . . . still writing the flookin' manual!
Morning Matt, I'm still writing Crystal Reports :o
I released a new album in the RockStarGame yesterday, can't have you catching me ;)
I have shot both bands into the top 2k now . . . Starfish 2000 look like breaking into the sub 1k category with the release of their new album 'FailOver' . . . . Hub Stricken Monsters are primarily touring at the moment and writing tracks for the new album.
I think Albums are the key to getting a good score. My new one is called "Gravy" :p
It'll be interesting to see what it's like when it's rewritten, we'll all have to start from scratch I expect.
Morning everyone :D
Morning Stacey :)
Appraisement day tomorrow. I can already hear the fearsome and distinctive sound of sharpening of knives :o
Hi Ian
I'm trying to scan myself :D:D:D:D:D
Absolutely wetting myself laughing trying to climb into this scanner :D:D:D gotta be done though.
What you up to??
I'm halving everything, then I'm listening to the voices.
Beautiful.
sounds Like Fun :D ;)
As for myself, just been Debugging this http://www.brite-ebiz.com. slightly more interesting than yesterday, but not much :)
It says I'm Forbidden :(
Long weekend coming up yayyy! :):):):)