its all hearsay and westlife
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its all hearsay and westlife
i was walking down a backstreet boy when i came across an oasis, i was peering in when all of a sudden a super furry animal leaped out and hung me in a slipknot....while i was stuck bon jovi came and helped me down, but they put me in an iron maiden...which i escaped from thanks to my ingenious use of guns'n'roses....after inhaling some fumes from a led zeppelin i finally reached nirvana
:D
well come in low
under the rising sun
and about a mile out
well put on the music
i never said that!
Starts humming Unforgiven II
well ello nic :)
Hey mo :)
I'm gonna try and get some sleep now (so I'll be back in half hour lol)
Night night (})
wow im guessin the sleep actually worked coz its been an hour...YAY YOU!! :D:D:D
hope u sleep/slept well ({) :)
Morning peeps :)
IT'S FRIDAY
Started the week with a severe panic attack, ended the week under meds and a fairly improved state of mind.
Migration is done and the project is going live but I don't care one way or another because ...
it's FRIDAY !
Let's hope this rough patch doesn't repeat itself in the near future :(
A very merry Friday and a weekend to y'all
TGIF!!!!
Yip ****in Skip......split up with GF last night :( went to bed at about 3am, e.t.c e.t.c got the blues man.....but you're right it is friday.....
It's Friday Yay!!!!
Morning all :) (apologies for use of the "m" word there)
Awww poor Crispin, hope you can sort things out. Here's a smilie face to cheer you up anyway :)
thx Pix,
what are you crazy kids doing at the weekend then?
Me i'm safety freediving in the 100ft tank at Gosport..... :)
Yay you :)
Dunno what I'm doing yet, might go to Cardiff
rough one chips :(
This weekend I will be fripping my gunties :cool:
Footy tonight, arguing with wife Sat afternoon, dull party Sat eve, cooking chicken Sunday, smoking industrial stength marijuana throughout :)
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Originally posted by Gaffer
rough one chips :(
smoking industrial stength marijuana throughout :)
ecstasy!!! :)
No time for a bit of mullet hunting then Gaffer?
soz to hear about that crisp. this weekend I will be preparing my cv ready to be unleashed to the agents on monday. Oh yeah and getting completley ******ed :D
gracias amigos,
yes Gaff, we need to have a conversation soon IYKWIM.....
what do ya think of my pic?
http://24.103.81.171/test/choppers2.jpg
Pix: I'm going through a bit of a dilemma ath the moment - I've seen a 1 or 2 cool young cats in the West End wearing "Designer" Mullets and Rattails - I feel I may have to subclassify :(
Crispin: Anytime mate :) Monday is good for me...
Ian: *crack :D
Mendhak - oh yes, my cup runneth over ;)
Gaffs, I'm going to try some err ... home grown "vegetation"
I'll let you know of my adventure in Spaced out ;)
Have you tried already? You seem better today :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Gaffs, I'm going to try some err ... home grown "vegetation"
I'll let you know of my adventure in Spaced out ;)
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
Quote:
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine...
Hello Ian, How are you ?
I'm not too bad thanks, looking forward to the weekend :cool:
well ain't that a coincedence, so am I :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I'm not too bad thanks, looking forward to the weekend :cool:
Have you heard about that Ianpbaker that is a member on this site, completley sad looser that has to start talking to himself, when no one is around:(
Really ? :eek: people like that should be shot at birth :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Have you heard about that Ianpbaker that is a member on this site, completley sad looser that has to start talking to himself, when no one is around:(
/Shines torch into Ians ear.
Yep, still nothing there:D
;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE OTHER THAN RANJ WHO SMELLS OF POO
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE OTHER THAN RANJ WHO SMELLS OF POO
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE OTHER THAN RANJ WHO SMELLS OF POO
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE OTHER THAN RANJ WHO SMELLS OF POO
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE OTHER THAN RANJ WHO SMELLS OF POO
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THEREOTHER THAN RANJ WHO SMELLS OF POO
Uh Oh - Weirdo Alert.
I'm out of here.
/legs it.
:p
Quote:
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report!
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, [again|Jim].
Analysis!, Mister Spock!
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, again.
Chorus:
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical "garbled", Doctor McCoy
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.
Spock:
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk
Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill.
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, men.
McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.
Spock:
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
scrape 'em off, Jim.
Chorus:
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engine[er| room], Mister Scott
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics,
laws of physics!
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics, [yet|Jim]
Kirk:
Oh, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill!
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
Scotty, beam me up!
McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, Dead!
Spock:
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, aaagain!
Scotty:
Ye canna change the script, Jim! "garbled"
McCoy:
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
Kirk:
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
Scotty:
Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow[, Captain]!
Scotty:
Ye canna change the status of the (auxiliary) ax'l engine eh?!
<< boom >>
Na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na
Chorus:
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.
Will you go and get that bloody pint already. Pillock :rolleyes: :mad: :p
Hey guys!
Whoo! Star Trekking is one cool song :cool: Where did you dig up the lyrics from?
Lighten up Wallykins :)Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Will you go and get that bloody pint already. Pillock :rolleyes: :mad: :p
I'm just completley falling to pieces this afternoon. Good to see your back to your usual humours self wally :cool:
LOL @ Ian - you freak ;)