Katie, as long as it involves a good spanking, I'm game :D
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Katie, as long as it involves a good spanking, I'm game :D
Description
The Kangaroo Rat would be described by most people as being cute. They have a plump, dumpy little body with large hind legs, large, dorsally placed eyes, and small rounded ears on a
Kangaroo Rats are pale in color with light pastel shades of tan, cream and off-white. There is usually a white band of fur that crosses the hips from the base of the tail.
Normal overall length averages 9 to 14 inches for the various species, the largest being Banner-tailed Kangaroo Rats (D. spectabilis).
The tail, always longer than the head and body, is covered with fur, and the end is tufted with longer hairs. The long tail undoubtedly acts as a balance when the animal is making long hops. The tracks of a hopping animal show only the marks of the hind feet and the tail.
Vocalization
Other noises banner tails are known to make are high pitched "peeee's," growls, squeaks, squeals, and chuckles
Tail
Long and bushy, up to 150% the head and body length
Ears
Kangaroo Rats have small ears that are hairless.
Eyes
Most Kangaroo Rats have large and luminous eyes.
Feet
Most Kangaroo Rats’ hind feet are large with hairy soles that aid in jumping in loose, soft sand. Hind feet are larger than front feet. Some species have 4 toes on hind feet, while others have 5. Short forefeet have strong claws for digging burrows.
Behavior
Kangaroo Rats are unique in the animal world because nature has provided them with the ability to survive with very little water and, in the deserts, with no free water at all. They do not store water in their bodies for future use like other animals, yet experiments have shown that their bodies have about the same water content as other animals.
In fact, they have the ability to convert the dry seeds they eat into water, and they neither sweat nor pant like other animals to keep cool. They also have specialized kidneys, which allow them to dispose of waste materials with very little output of water. In addition, they spend their days in their burrows where the air is moist and humid. Consequently, they can survive and be quite comfortable.
No matter how hot and dry it is outside their dens, Kangaroo Rats come out only at night when it is cool and when there is a minimum of evaporation.
Kangaroo Rats are solitary animals with a home range of less than one-half acre; the female's home territory is usually smaller than the males. They live in burrows they dig themselves. The burrows go into the ground at an angle, are 1.5 to 3 inches in diameter and shaped like an inverted U, though flat on the bottom.
Habitat
Most Kangaroo Rats occupy sandy to rocky soils in desert locations with little vegetation. Their burrows enter the ground at an angle. Dsome prefer with well-developed grasslands and scattered with heavier to support the bannertails' complex burrow systems.
Food & Hunting
Kangaroo Rats primary food is seeds -- mesquite, creosote bush, purslane, ocotillo, and grama grass have been found in their cheek pouches. Some species also eat grasses, succulents, other green vegetation and insects.
Most Kangaroo Rats gather seeds when they are available and cache (store) them for consumption later. Typically, caches are made in small pits on the surface of the soil, scattered over the home range of the individual. The small caches hold only the contents of two cheek pouches.
Breeding
Some species have 2 to 3 litters a year with 1 to 7 offspring, but usually 2 in a litter. At birth, young are toothless, hairless, wrinkled, eyes and ears are closed, and they show the color pattern of adults in shades of pink. Young males grow faster in terms of mass than young females .
As with most animals that have a high reproductive rate, they are short-lived. Some have lived for up to 5 years in captivity.
Conservation
The Kangaroo Rat's main defense against animal predation is its agility in leaping. Because they are nearly defenseless against their most efficient natural enemies -- Kit Fox and snakes -- predation takes a heavy toll. While they seem to be able to withstand natural predation, against man they have no defense.
good :D and say hi again!! WOO!! and tell her to download oasis's nu album :D
He's quite a cute fellow :cool:
They say that you're never more than 3 yards away from a Rat, you know.
They hang around our garden in the morning when it's not too hot....they don't bother us and we don't bother them......it's kind of cool to watch them!
Lemme guess? Laffaday e-mail?Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Right now gather round. I'm going to tell you all a story abouy a wee itty bitty little girl. This little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep ickle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuffy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a F*#k"
:D
Katie - behave!
Katie - cute rat :)
Yep! We have a lot of wildlife around here. Roadrunners, hawks, coyotes, ravens, jackrabbits, lizards etc....it's fun.:cool:
Another Laffaday subscriber?! Yay! :D
Got all the back issues from august 1998 somewhere I think :D
I only joined up Feb 20. TZ is class :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Another Laffaday subscriber?! Yay! :D
Got all the back issues from august 1998 somewhere I think :D
:DCode:Laff A Day - May 6, 1999
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Hello Laff Lovers,
Sorry I messed up the Irish copper joke yesterday. I
neglected to change Bill’s name to Shamus and…ah, skip it.
It’s no fun trying to explain a poorly told joke.
I have to get to bed early tonight because I have an early
appointment with my doctor. Actually, the appointment is with
a psychiatrist. I’m beginning to worry about my mental health.
You see, I’ve got this new problem. Lately when I fantasize, I
fantasize about my wife. So, naturally, I’m worried that
something’s wrong with me.
Concernedly,
TZ
edit.....blame Outlook XP for trying to "fix" it for me :rolleyes:
:D:D:D
Parksie darling, you don't think that you could edit that please? It's screwing up my computer.
Yes, Mistress ;)
Thanks hun *mwah* :)
*welsh smooch* :D
And it's not even on the page anymore :rolleyes: :p
:eek::D I'm assuming thats like a french, only better ;)
kisses are groovy no matter which nationality they are!!!!!!!
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Is that for me Katie?
that's for all my VBF friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
If it is then I think we should find some more adventurous smilies ;)Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Is that for me Katie?
Yey! *mwah*Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
that's for all my VBF friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Mr Parks! Behave yourself! There's some on the smilies site that flustor/sjr/whoever found. can't be bothered to chekc for the url though. Ach I'm tired :o
Parksie!!!!!!!!! :eek: Vicky is another of my children for crying out loud! Now if you were talking about yourself, a much more graphic smiley would be in order!!! ;)
Really? Aah! :) I feel really touched!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Parksie!!!!!!!!! :eek: Vicky is another of my children for crying out loud!
*slaps Katie* Don't do that!
Nah, I mean it :) Rwyt ti un o'r gorau!
evening all :)
Hey Ian :) Dydd dda? (good day? :))Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
evening all :)
Howdy Mister Baker!!!!!!!! What's baking?
Hi vicky :). not too bad a day thanks :) bloody hot in the office as it doesn't have aircon but quite a good day. I think a collection of short sleeve shirts are in order. yourself ?
I wish mine was as good as yours :( I'm depressed again :(Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Hi vicky :). not too bad a day thanks :) bloody hot in the office as it doesn't have aircon but quite a good day. I think a collection of short sleeve shirts are in order. yourself ?
Sorry to hear that, whats up my dear ?
katie, I got a lovely pair of buns currently smouldering ;)
Yum.........buns! :)
:)
Mmmm, hot buns, very nice :D *licks lips*Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Sorry to hear that, whats up my dear ?
katie, I got a lovely pair of buns currently smouldering ;)
Pfft. Life. Everything's going wrong. My Mum's ill, as is my Dad, and sister. My brother's upset and he won't tell me whats wrong. I'm feeling lousy. I've fallen out with a friend. My babies have been fighting, and one of then has a cut all down the side of his face, and it's not healing very quickly. I've got loadsa work, and no time in which to do it. I've gotta have a scribe for my AS exams because I can't write any more cos of this ****ing arthritis. I feel guilty cos I've argued with Adam, and I can't see him until Friday to make up. My grandmother's upseting the whole family again, and the stress is making my Mum worse and upsetting my friends. She keeps oging on to them if she sees them "Vicky never comes to see me any more." and "I don't know what I've done" She's even found out about me and Adam. How dare syhe try to make us feel guilty after inerfering with my mother's life, and ruining ours! ARGH!!!
sorry to hear that Vicky *hug*
Do what i do, get absolutley ******ed and then your problems don't seem half as bad ;)Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Pfft. Life. Everything's going wrong. My Mum's ill, as is my Dad, and sister. My brother's upset and he won't tell me whats wrong. I'm feeling lousy. I've fallen out with a friend. My babies have been fighting, and one of then has a cut all down the side of his face, and it's not healing very quickly. I've got loadsa work, and no time in which to do it. I've gotta have a scribe for my AS exams because I can't write any more cos of this ****ing arthritis. I feel guilty cos I've argued with Adam, and I can't see him until Friday to make up. My grandmother's upseting the whole family again, and the stress is making my Mum worse and upsetting my friends. She keeps oging on to them if she sees them "Vicky never comes to see me any more." and "I don't know what I've done" She's even found out about me and Adam. How dare syhe try to make us feel guilty after inerfering with my mother's life, and ruining ours! ARGH!!!
in seriousness, hope you find some light some where at the end of the huge tunnel :)
Thankies Katie *hug*
Sorry for the rant guys, but sometimes, it just gets too much.
BTW, Katie, what I said earlier means "you're one of the best"
I assume that means what we called wrecked. Thats the worst thing. I can't drink :(Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Do what i do, get absolutley ******ed and then your problems don't seem half as bad ;)
in seriousness, hope you find some light some where at the end of the huge tunnel :)
I hope there's a light there too! But knowing my luck, by the time I get to it, the bulb'll have blown
I'm not exactly the most lucky person in the world but thing do always turn out alright in the end :cool:
Walk a mile in my shoes dearie :(
Oh yes, forgot. I may not contaminate this thread with misery and depressed feelings.
Slowly crawling out of the pit of despair thanks to meds.
The mortal fears and nightmares aren't gone. Not by a long way.
anyway ...
That's good, constipation is torture:DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
things do always come out alright in my end :cool:
Wally!!!!! You're carrot is looking quite lovely this afternoon! *mwah*
*make mental to only ever post yes/no from now on :mad: