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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
only 23 more posts and third place will be mine, MINE I TELL YA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
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:(Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
only 23 more posts and third place will be mine, MINE I TELL YA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
Sure!!!!!!!! *hands Gaffer some of my magic potion* Now that'll fix you up......just be sure not to let it fall into the wrong hands!
Who's laying on him? Wally? WALLY?Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
*crack
Lay off Wally!
/takes a sip and hands it to a group of young children in playground...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Sure!!!!!!!! *hands Gaffer some of my magic potion* Now that'll fix you up......just be sure not to let it fall into the wrong hands!
Still 23 posts to goQuote:
Originally posted by chenko
:(
*Quietly disconnects simon's Keyboard when he isn't looking
So sorry GR....here's another with some "special" ingredients just for you!
i dont give to much of a toss anyways, not as if anyone caresQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Still 23 posts to go
*Quietly disconnects simon's Keyboard when he isn't looking
:(
Oh no! Now the kids are going to start being nice to each other...no pushing kids off slides or thumping each other for stealing their football......I think I hear the strains of Kumbaya now!!!!!! What have you done?!?!?!?!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
/takes a sip and hands it to a group of young children in playground...
:confused:Quote:
Who's laying on him? Wally? WALLY?
*Holds lit *** near to Gaffer's Mullet*
Hey Simon, you were Mr. Post Race when I came on the scene, don't let Baker beat you!
I....I....I....I've...CREATED A MONSTER!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Oh no! Now the kids are going to start being nice to each other...no pushing kids off slides or thumping each other for stealing their football......I think I hear the strains of Kumbaya now!!!!!! What have you done?!?!?!?!
/kids now start respecting their elders...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
lol @ Katie.
Look Gaffer, Di canio Giving out auto graphs!!!
*Takes the potion and tips it all over simon in a vane attepmt to cheer the misserable bastard up*
I tried to warn you!!!!!! Maybe we should find out what simon/chenko is taking and give them some of that! It sure seems to be a depressant!
Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
So sorry GR....here's another with some "special" ingredients just for you!
why thank you mrs barr *tips hat*
mercy i do believe its gettin hot in this here barn, shall we move on to the riverboat??
Oi, that's lord Baker to you and don't you forget it :mad: ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
don't let Baker beat you!
:mad:
/lights fart on Bonker's head... :DQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
:confused:
*Holds lit *** near to Gaffer's Mullet*
Simon! Have some of my magic potion! It'll cheer you up in a sec'.....just don't tell anyone where you got it! I don't have enough for everybody!!
what I wanted to say gaffs (your pm box is full)
I know the risks of Xanax (been on them throughout High school and college) so I'm going to have a talk with a doctor to see when, if and how much.
It's cost me already a job and a bad rep. No need to repeat that now :(
nice to think its that easy
/sticks a cork up Gaffers arse just as he is lighting, with the built up pressure gaffer goes flying off to the moon (Well he's been everywhere else ;) ) :D
It is that easy!!!!! Just smile! It's a great attitude adjuster!!!!!!!
...and it's free!!!!!!!!!
You got that right gurl! ;):D:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Naked time is happy time!!!!!!!! :cool:
hmmm
Not quite Ian ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
/sticks a cork up Gaffers arse just as he is lighting, with the built up pressure gaffer goes flying off to the moon (Well he's been everywhere else ;) ) :D
Don't Go There, Just Don'T, OK!!!!!! :mad: ;)Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Not quite Ian ;)
Gaffer has never visited me...and I've had the beer on ice and the grill fired up for ages!!!!!!!!!!!!
then i must be one happy mutha****a! ;):eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Naked time is happy time!!!!!!!! :cool:
Glad to hear it!
RIght that's me done for the day so I'll catch up with all you Lovely people later :)
aight l8r ian, keep it safe
Bye Ian! I hope your train ride home is quicker than your ride in!!:)
I wasn't talking about me ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Don't Go There, Just Don'T, OK!!!!!! :mad: ;)
:eek: Ew! *nasty visual place*
bye Ian.
Lol! Joke of the day! :D
Quote:
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position
as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer
looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal.
You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations
are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly visible
position, and we're afraid that your constant winking
will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we
can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop
winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins
pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms,
ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom,
he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows
the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good,
but this is a respectable company, and we will not have
our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a
pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
so do I, as it is my time they are eating into not works :D
Ciao for now :)
Word up(or what ever it is ;)) Ghost :p :D
Katie, I'll be there in 5 mins :D
[email protected] bro, worrrrd
[innocent child]
hey katie can i come too? i dont each much and i dont know the difference between right and wrong
[innocent child]
:D
I run to the store and get some salmon steaks and see you there!
Well, if Ahmachan's going, can I come?
Everyone is welcome!!
Yey for Katie!!! *mwah* to her Majesty ;):)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Everyone is welcome!!