What joke? :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*Ian starts pondering wether he is going to live to regret starting this joke off* :)
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What joke? :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*Ian starts pondering wether he is going to live to regret starting this joke off* :)
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Originally posted by Flustor
waxing gets better with time, but it's still a bit scary. My partner and I had the idea of getting waxed together and run in different directions :eek: ;)
Yikes!!!! :eek:
Waxing is much better when your partner helps though, I agree! :cool:
a While back my then Girlfriend went off to a party with loads of friends. we were playing some sort of stupid game which involved copious amounts of booze and one of my mates and I lost a dare. are forefeit was that our respective girlfriends could wax our legs. I was soo glad I was quite ******ed as damn did that hurt, but I came off lighly as my legs are not that hairy, where as my mate is like an ape :D
A little lesson learned I think ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
a While back my then Girlfriend went off to a party with loads of friends. we were playing some sort of stupid game which involved copious amounts of booze and one of my mates and I lost a dare. are forefeit was that our respective girlfriends could wax our legs. I was soo glad I was quite ******ed as damn did that hurt, but I came off lighly as my legs are not that hairy, where as my mate is like an ape :D
You lucky your bet didn't involve waxing the bikini area, Ian...that's such a treat :rolleyes:
I don't wax, just shampoo and set :cool:
No person is going to ever put hot wax near my genitals thank you very much. regardless of what is at stake :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
You lucky your bet didn't involve waxing the bikini area, Ian...that's such a treat :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by SjR
I don't wax, just shampoo and set :cool:
Just how I like my girls :D :D :D :D
Hehehehe! I bet the hairspray stings!
I have a terrible time combing it out the next day :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hehehehe! I bet the hairspray stings!
*Ian Decides that although he is in touch with his Feminine side, it might be best to creep out of here and let them get on with it* ;)
Isn't that your partners job?!?!? :confused:Quote:
I have a terrible time combing it out the next day
Don't go Ian! We didn't mean to scare you off!!!!!
Hmmm, tonight could be your lucky night. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
No person is going to ever put hot wax near my genitals thank you very much. Not unless I've had a few too many Pimms
I've told you before Bonker, it's not happening untill you get rid of your cider breath :pQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hmmm, tonight could be my lucky night. :p
Hello Bonker!!!!!!!! Care for a waxing?
post # 37816 :p
Finally ! I'm outnumbered !
Tomorrow another day of programmatical boredom but for today I'm once again a happy cardboard cut-out
Hello Your Highness, bit windy under that skirt innit ?
The gusts are quite exciting though!!!! :D
*thinks about hairy parts of the body*Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hello Bonker!!!!!!!! Care for a waxing?
Ian I'll sort my breath out if you take out your false teeth :eek:
chilli for dinner last night katie ? :rolleyes: ;)
It's my subjects' hot breath when they are bowing before me, of course!
Ooowadooowa !
papaaapappapappapapaaaa
That's the way to do it, that's the way to be, gotcher money for nuttin' and the chicks for free...
oh I see. well wearing those hotpants has that affect on Red blooded males, Just ask Kylie :). hmmmmm kylie ;)
Why do you think women wear them?!?!?! :p
So as we can see how much change we've got at a glance ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Why do you think women wear them?!?!?! :p
Women wear hot pants because deep down inside they all want to . . .. . . uuuuuuhu uh *can't think* ...
Sorry just need to re-iterate your last lpost and mine about Kylie. excuse me for a couple of minutes. ;)
http://www.kylie.co.uk/gallery/2001_8.jpg
Exactly!!!!!!!!! ;) :cool:Quote:
So as we can see how much change we've got at a glance
Kylies also a bit of a lesbian icon :cool:
Hell, I don't mind sharing her with another woman :D ;)
neither would I ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Hell, I don't mind sharing her with another woman :D ;)
lol :D ooh you are naughty, but I like ya :p
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Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
See the little ****** with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little ****** got his own jet airplane
That little ****** he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
ooowadooowa !
Naughty is almost always nice, Ian! Haven't I told you that before?!!:D
Am I not the only naughty girl then? :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Naughty is almost always nice, Ian! Haven't I told you that before?!!:D
Excellent song Wally! :D
it's taken from a quote from a 60's comedian over here who used to dress up in drag as an old gran and the last part of his sketch was always to say "ooh you are awful, but I like ya" and proceded to hit the person next to him with his hand bag. Can't for the life of me remembe his name :confused:
I know who you mean.. trying to think of his name.. :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
it's taken from a quote from a 60's comedian over here who used to dress up in drag as an old gran and the last part of his sketch was always to say "ooh you are awful, but I like ya" and proceded to hit the person next to him with his hand bag. Can't for the life of me remembe his name :confused:
Of course not!!!!!!!! Where's the fun in being good?
His name was Dick Emery :)