Post Race!

That's much more in the spirit Dennis! None of this OS stuff on this thread!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the other and says, "You know,
I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the
bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up and yells at me for staying out so
late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech
into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into
bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How
about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound
asleep."

I'm heading home to see what trouble I can get into there. You have a great evening...if I have time I'll try to get through on IRC tonight! If not...I'll yak at ya tomorrow!

Be good!

Good?

me?

I thought you knew better by now ;)




There was this couple who had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table
that morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for
50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very
day, we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together."

"Hmmm..." the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jay birds fifty years ago
this morning."

"Well," the old lady snickered, "What do you
say... should we?"

The two stripped to the buff and sat down at
the table. The two sat there for a few minutes,
giggling like teenagers, when the little old
lady breathlessly whispered, "You know, honey,
my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty
years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man.
"One's in your coffee and the other one's in your
oatmeal."

A guy was bragging that he had 4 kids, 1 more
and he would have a basketball team.

Another guy says i got 8 kids, 1 more and he
would have a football team.

Then a guy say that's nothing, I got seventeen
wives, one more and I'll have a golf coarse.

ok ok sorry... i cant seam to get on to vbworld on mIRC i got thru once but i cant seam to connect on dis pc im on now and i av only once been able to get thru on my server!!! ive got that ip and the port numbers correct... any ideas??

try my server....

165.247.108.4

6667

/join #vbw

Ok, gotta close the server down now..... I don't have a fire wall at the moment :(

[Edited by Benjamin on 01-16-2001 at 07:53 PM]

Morning all. How are we on this fine and dandy day. Do you think we should ask john to change the name of this thread to chat room. just a thought. must win the lottery and take over the world. sorry, another thought.

Gordon's Alive!


td.

morning people... i was declined for grievance dis morning :( but at least iv only got until 12:30 b4 i go home (2 Hours) so it aint dat bad... so owz the weather where u all are, it was -1C when i left the house today, dun even know why i even did

~Chenko

Flash aaaaaa, savior of the universe de der dun

Morning all. Better now...

I think.

P.

He returns !!!!!!!!

Hi paul
How did the interview go yesterday ?

how's everybody?


I went to bed real early(about 11, which is early for me) and I still couldn't get up....

my eyes are still 1/2 closed...

Fine....I've been in college for 2 1/2 hours already, and I'm still not sure if I'm awake...

Morning All, BTW!

Paul,

you looked OK yesterday ;)

I ended up a blabbering mess on Borough High St at 11pm...

<Groooaan>

Just come back from school (11:41 AM)...no more lessons for me now...

I'm here until 4:15...Never mind, Hardware Installation and Maintenance next, which is Cool!

Im like at home and im still getting paid!!! (its not holiday pay!!) :D
have fun peeps gota go
~Chenko

Mornings....I hate mornings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor you... I'm almost done for today!

I wish I was....but at least I'm winning!

congrats!

Your only winning because all us blokes are too polite to tell a lady that she is wrong

thanks.... :-)

Huh?

How are you today Ian? You didn't drink out of Paul's glass did you?

Morning katie

I'm fine. I'm just settling into my new contract at the moment. I didn't drink out of paul's glass becuase I haven't met up with them yet, will be next week though.

glad to hear it. How's the new contract going? Are you doing something fun?

Not doing that much at the moment as they haven't given me much to do yet :D, but that will probably change soon. im working on http://www.femalelife.com

Very cool! How did you get hooked up with a site like that?

I have absolutley no idea. I just got a phone call to say you start on monday. No interview, no nothing.

Great...I wish someone would do that for me....

I'd give you a phone call but I don't have your number :p

So...you people seem to have slackened off slightly :(...come on...we can do better!

I'd love to hear from you Mike....how'd you do on your exams?

No idea. The one yesterday was like having a tooth pulled slowly the wrong way :mad:

Tomorrow morning it's physics, then friday morning is mechanics 1 (lovely :)).

Won't get any results for a couple of months, so...I'll keep my eyes crossed :eek:

How are you going to keep your eyes crossed for a couple of months? Could make life difficult! Where is everybody else today? Out eating curry I suspect!

[Edited by barrk on 01-17-2001 at 01:12 PM]

Here I sit...it's one hour until I get to leave work and everyone has abandoned me.




























But at least I'm winning the Post Race!

i'm impressed, i'm sure it will go further

who did you say was winning?