The Golden Chair

The ultimate in pudding protection, new and improved earmuffs.

I keep two feathers - one blue and one red - in a beer stein. Just in case.

If you believe it to be true even elephants can dance!

I believe you've already been asked to take that out of your nose. :mad:

phew! my nipples just got a really good work out!

When the horse is dead, get off.

Doing handstands on animals and monsters.

Spraying pig, I love your jig.

If you want to keep your wife irrigate regularly.

The best things in life are moist.

When ingesting catfish be sure to remove the spine. This advice is also appropriate for handlebars.

The salmon suffered from severe elephantiasis of the genital area.

Hail Gooser the Gannet, the cunning Yeast Thief.

the monkey is here at last, with his big red bottom!

All aboard! This woolly mammoth will soon be leaving for the Hotel Onomatopoeia.

Never look a gerbil under the bonnet

I apprehended that there were only seven cheese...?

Golly my dear sir, but it appears that you have Cliff richard protuding from one of your nostrils.

You silly person, Ianpbaker is putting malt balls in your cake.

You should put some sticking pasta on that.

Waiter, pour more gravy on that baby please.

Always chew your cheese well else natting may occur.

I'm a tater-baiter. ;)

I'm actually flying into a star :eek:

Don't listen to the voices if they begin to bark.

Pets might be evil inside

never send a Pontiac to do an elepant's job!

If you're concerned about the elderberries, don't be.

The crab-whacker gently peeled the oversize banana and placed it high upon the greenhouse.

Who me??? No, I have never seen the earthworm tango!

There's some Edam in the fridge.

crunchy ants are
are ants crunchy
ants crunchy are

ants are crunchy ( in case you hadn't guessed )

I like the cut of your jib, Darren. You're hired!

It's not true that yes
Thanks no damn fine yes

All this and more!

Without coffee my brain begins to peel

is Switch ready to put on his clappers?

"woof, woof, miaow !" said the confused canary. It had been one of those days.

With no female fish about, there's no point in being Mr Haddock.

I'm going to plug myself into 240 volts and join the Blard Ovation.

The worms are crying, "Bring out the bovines!!!!"

We share 50% of our DNA with bananas.

Being factual in the Golden Chair will lead to excess gas.

:eek:

Educational Golden Chairs are less appropriate than Mormon silverback gorillas. :(

Now appearing in the Velvet Room, Undulating Elephants!

Strapping a quantity of marmalade baps to his rear-end, he was instantly catapulted to Poole, in Dorset.

When beating a dead horse, always be careful to use an upward stroke.

The GM salmon are flying again.

Corned Beef is rarely recommended for international Pigeon Fanciers.

He needs a double top, the crooked freisan said
Where'd I put my mop, the sandals pointed to Fred

ALBERT!!!!!

Fix a blue anaconda, and I'll be your sister

The raindrops shatter the hedgehog's illusions.

All
of
a
quiver.

Just call me Duck Shock Pinky.

My left thigh is a ne'er-do-well.

When the eagles become exhausted, Kevin makes his move!

It is written on ancient parchment that the third crow is always the largest.

Igor raged at the jam festival.

Bring your nipple closer to the cheesegrater.