[RESOLVED] About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

I haven't even finished, as well but nearly there in: QuickDirector, QuickBrowser and also in Windows.

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ThEiMp: "I am quite glad to announce the smallest ever Web Browser, that I have been able to write for you. It also works with Frames, ActiveX Control Objects and also HTML Objects. And other things like Hyperlinks, Pictures etc..."
ThEiMp: "As for the WebBrowser, which is named: QuickBrowser."
ThEiMp: "Has anyone use the WebBrowser that I have been able to write. I am working on secruity issues, but cannot find any. Also has anyone use the Browser to view, Photos, Videos and also ActiveX Control Objects??? They work brillantly, in deed with the beta tests of the product!!"
ThEiMp: "Here is the screenshot from the Web Browser that I have been able to write using Visual Basic COM!!"
Grimfort: Looks like a simple wrapper around the M$ web control.
ThEiMp: "Exactly, in deed it is."

Incidentally, ieframe.dll (webbrowser control) is 9.25MB!

Lol, not when you compress it, it isn't...

My ieframe.dll is about 10,851kb in size, so then my own alot bigger and then I have also used it and then compressed it using a special techquine that is of mine...

Also, you had said:

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"the Web Browser, which is named: QuickBrowser. Which in actual fact of the matter is that it isn't really fast, in fact it is rather and dead slow in deed."

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The problem which you describe, in that post of yours, which was aforementioned, is it likely fixed, by now, by any chance?

Much faster, now...

Dude, I have never seen anyone pun on so many levels;; in fact of the matter, the pruneometer is now, right at this very moment in time even, reaching other world levels, she had said!!!

What the 01000110011101010110001101101011 is this thread even about? I see weird jokes all around D:! Awkward thread to step into as a newbie ><!

A little of my money is on some sort of viral aphasia e.g:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjotY5kXFPA

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Originally Posted by lloan

What the 01000110011101010110001101101011

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This means that your computer machine will turn off, when you have three of these in succession, for example: 000 ...

This is QuickBrowser's Source Code Files, they make a 88kb OCX Built file...

Nope, not even close, for example, as I previously indicated, it is entirely dependent on the ieframe.dll (webbrowser control) which is 9.25MB once decompressed and deployed on a target machine, making your browser in dire need of some serious Jenny Craig attention to get it anywhere near 88kb, something like rewriting it in MASM: http://masm32.com/board/index.php. Moreover, as you have previously admitted, it is far too slow to be called "QuickBrowser" and as a result you will have to change its name to something more appropriate such as "DeadSlowBrowser".

Well I'm working on the OCX these days, but then there are other things that get in the way of it, all eg: Family and Friends. Also that I am working on other computer projects, like a Website that I'm the only one that runs it and also I'm the WebMaster of my Website. Also that my other members of the team are on other projects, themselves like University, other Part-Time Work and also computer projects like their Websites, etc. Also that I have been able to work at the speed of the loading and then the caching of the Websites. So then please have a good look at the project, if you wish to. You can then send comment posts to this Thread, if you wish...

So it's not some custom magic compression method you invented, as you previously suggested, that compresses it, you just aren't packaging any dependencies, are you?

If ThEiMp has AIDS, I wouldn't download any of his files. They might be infected.

So what if he was really just trolling us, the whole time, in a deed, no matter, no facts.

EDIT: Naahhhh, he did mention in the last thread that he was dyslexic, though in a , deed, fact of, matter. Maybe he cured the dyslexia?

Did you read the posts on his Facebook wall? He's not trolling anyone...

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Originally Posted by Spetnik

Did you read the posts on his Facebook wall? He's not trolling anyone...

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Aint nobody got time fo' dat!

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Originally Posted by thebuffalo

Aint nobody got time fo' dat!

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It's worth it!

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Originally Posted by thebuffalo

So what if he was really just trolling us, the whole time, in a deed, no matter, no facts.

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Yep, no other way to interpret his overtly false claims such as "smallest ever Web Browser".

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Originally Posted by thebuffalo

EDIT: Naahhhh, he did mention in the last thread that he was dyslexic, though in a , deed, fact of, matter. Maybe he cured the dyslexia?

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I think you will find that it was more tongue in cheek (do that a few times quickly) rather than serious, wasn't the spelling something like dikieisia? I'd say trolling is the only logical conclusion.

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Originally Posted by thebuffalo

Aint nobody got time fo' dat!

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There is more to read in his blog: http://theimp.zxq.net/blog/blog.htm

It even mentions the mating of Mars and Jupiter giving birth to Uranus! Since I didn't reached the age to view/read adult content, I just closed it! :D

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Originally Posted by akhileshbc

There is more to read in his blog: http://theimp.zxq.net/blog/blog.htm

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Wow. Talk about somebody set up us the bomb...

TheImp's blog actually births in July 2011 as a great outpouring of science fiction nonsense and includes one of the most infamous sayings from the Australian bushranger Ned Kelly: "such is life". Ned claimed that he had stolen over 280 horses as a boy and eventually killed several policemen before being arrested, charged "with the murder of Sergeant Kennedy, Constable Scanlan and Lonigan, the various bank robberies, the murder of Sherritt, and resistance to the police at Glenrowan", tried, and then sentenced to death by hanging for the willful murder of Constable Lonigan. He was reported by The Argus (daily newspaper) to have uttered "such is life" in the lead up to his execution.

Excerpt from TheImp's July entries:

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"Well on this mother earth, the few words that seems to fit here, is: Such is Life. This little saying goes, back to somewhere before my forefathers, even got to the stage of life on earth. But then who cares, it is just an old saying."

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Apparently he travels through time, and is an alien.

Is there a version of the blog that's in English instead of this unknown ancient language?

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Of course, with my film camera, I could get years of use out of the batteries if I didn't use the flash.

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Tell me about it! My old film cam works on a set of batteries for quite more than a year, while only the SB400 of my digital camera runs through a pair of cells in just a few shots. Dang, I wish instead of wasting their time in getting office applications tinier, these brilliant people had spent some time storing more energy into the cells.

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Any significant advance in the capacity of batteries would have a big impact on the world. If you were to double the energy density it could be the most significant technological breakthrough of the decade. We still use gas engines because the energy density in batteries is so bad in comparison.

I don't want to steer the conversation away from actually meaningful discussion, but has anyone glanced over OP's source code?

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

I don't want to steer the conversation away from actually meaningful discussion, but has anyone glanced over OP's source code?

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Yes, this is it:

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<?php
Dim wit();
for cout<=loop
Print$ 7
Wend
System
%>

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-- My Company worked on the Australian version of the Police Force Taser Device...

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

-- My Company worked on the Australian version of the Police Force Taser Device...

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Nah mate, only a fool would fall for that one you imp-poster!
You are definitely Ned Kelly, especially, as I previously indicated, you quoted the most infamous saying from the most infamous bushranger in Australia "such is life" when you birthed your blog in July 2011:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn9of2WZKCk

I'm serious, like I've always been...

Does ThEiMp really exist?

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Originally Posted by Spetnik

Does ThEiMp really exist?

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Yes he sure does, exist. You can't be talking to a robot, or computer cause that would be silly, in deed it would be???

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

that would be silly, in deed it would be???

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Since everything you say is completely ludicrous (and silly, I might add), including what you just wrote, I must conclude that you truly do not exist.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

I'm serious, like I've always been...

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No way iMp, you are on the way to destruction!

Why???

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Why???

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Because you don't exist

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Why???

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It is because you have no chance to survive, make your time!!!

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Originally Posted by Witis

It is because you have no chance to survive, make your time!!!

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for great justice

That doesn't comput, can you please reword it, thanks...

somebody set up us the bomb

What kind of bomb is this going to be???

main screen turn on

How are you ThE iMp??

Good, why???

Move ZIG

Why must I move quickly to get out of your way???

For great justice.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Good, why???

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No! You are on the way to destruction!!

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Why must I move quickly to get out of your way???

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It is because you have no chance to survive, make your time!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

We get signal

What kind of signal???

You know what you doing.

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Originally Posted by Spetnik

You know what you doing.

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It looks like it's catching, too.

I think that it was meant to be a you're???

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

I think that it was meant to be a you're???

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I think ThE iMp wants another Scooby Snack!
Attachment 97353
You can actually but the shirt here!

Oh yes please???

All your base are belong to us.