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Nov 24th, 2002, 06:37 AM
venerable bede

BUGGER....
Nov 24th, 2002, 07:51 AM
GingerNut

oh oh oh, I'm telling on you. You said a naughty word.

:D :D :D
Nov 24th, 2002, 09:04 AM
venerable bede

Nice to know I'm not the only poor bugger working on a Sunday.

I'm starving.
Nov 24th, 2002, 09:51 AM
GingerNut

I have to work weekends. I spend so much time in here that I keep falling behind in my work. :rolleyes:
Nov 24th, 2002, 12:23 PM
venerable bede

That makes 2 of us.

I'm screwed.

I have to have some .net pages ready by tommorrow and I have no chance of getting them done.

I'm expected to learn .net in a couple of weeks.

I seem to spend most of my time cutting and pasting from the web.

AARRRGGGGHHHHHHH

Nice to see Kathys looking so well. Has she been on a diet?
Nov 24th, 2002, 12:25 PM
venerable bede

http://www.down-n-out.co.uk/ginger.jpg
Nov 24th, 2002, 12:25 PM
john tindell

venerable bede, just a question, do you work for a company or are u self imployed? just curious about how programmers get money and stuff.
Nov 24th, 2002, 05:43 PM
Blinky Bill

congrats bede. I guess you get the joy of life with Kathy. Just remember that women let themselves go when they get married, and she doesn't have much farther to go. . . .
Nov 25th, 2002, 03:22 AM
BodwadUK

AND WE KNOW THATS TRUE!!!! :D :D :D
Nov 25th, 2002, 03:58 AM
Wally Pipp

Don't fret Blinky, there's still James Dreyfuss for you :D
Nov 25th, 2002, 04:05 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Don't fret Blinky, there's still James Dreyfuss for you :D

:eek: :p
Nov 25th, 2002, 07:51 AM
GingerNut

ATTENTION !!!

I have an important anouncement.

I have decided to become a buddhist.

No more booze, no more poles and no more monkeys.

Fairwell my friends, I'm off to seek enlightenment and inner peace.
Nov 25th, 2002, 09:10 AM
BodwadUK

every one to their own :p :p :p :p
Nov 25th, 2002, 10:22 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
ATTENTION !!!

I have an important anouncement.

I have decided to become a buddhist.

No more booze, no more poles and no more monkeys.

Fairwell my friends, I'm off to seek enlightenment and inner peace.

I'm going off Kathy!!

My, My Gingernut. You look mighty fine with a hat and beard. Quite dashing I would say.

;)
Nov 25th, 2002, 11:16 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
My, My Gingernut. You look mighty fine with a hat and beard. Quite dashing I would say.

;)

Thankyou, I thought I'd get into the Christmas spirit.

Only one prob with the beard though, it gets a bit messy at dinner time. :D
Nov 25th, 2002, 05:34 PM
Blinky Bill

I never realised that Santa Claus was a Buddhist tradition
Nov 25th, 2002, 06:29 PM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by Blinky Bill
I never realised that Santa Claus was a Buddhist tradition

I'll shave his head and get him his robes tomorrow. :D
Nov 26th, 2002, 03:04 AM
BodwadUK

Christmas starts in december!!!! Your too early mister big beard!!!!
Imagine chucking when wearing one of those it would be like a sponge!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Nov 26th, 2002, 05:08 AM
Aphrael

One cognac, plz, venerable bede.
Nov 26th, 2002, 05:35 AM
GingerNut

I've exchanged my nice new hat and beard for a shaved head and an orange robe. I'm now off to meditate up a mountain.
Nov 26th, 2002, 06:19 AM
Bonker Gudd

*plays organ while pet monkey eats GingerNut's nuts*
Nov 26th, 2002, 06:55 AM
BodwadUK

Bodwad Winces as he imagines the pain!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Bodwad starts doing the can can to the music

HEY
HEY
HUP

:D :D :D :D
Nov 27th, 2002, 05:40 AM
venerable bede

Whats the green stuff your waving around?

I lost some Green stuff the other night while in a bit of a meditative state.

Gis it back thief....!!!
Nov 27th, 2002, 07:45 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Whats the green stuff your waving around?

erm...It's actually a water-sprinkler. I'm blessing the forum.
Nov 27th, 2002, 08:06 AM
venerable bede

Touch me with that green water and I'll batter you with my monkeys sausage.
Nov 27th, 2002, 08:35 AM
GingerNut

You can't touch me. I got special Ginger Power so nah nah nah nah nah :p
Nov 27th, 2002, 08:55 AM
venerable bede

So have I which negates your powers.

Look out for that monkey sausage.....:)
Nov 27th, 2002, 09:01 AM
GingerNut

Well I have an invisible force field that I stole from the aliens who abducted me last summer. :p
Nov 27th, 2002, 09:05 AM
venerable bede

No match for my Monkey, Dancing naked Nuns and Jesus4U.

You girls grab him.

Roll him over Monkey.

Get his pants down Jesus4U.

Now wheres that sausage................:p
Nov 27th, 2002, 09:35 AM
GingerNut

:eek: Argh!!! :eek:
Nov 27th, 2002, 09:38 AM
venerable bede

I'm thinking about opening a Virtual Hairdressers but need a good business partner.

How bouts it Gingernut?

Ginger Bedes Beuty parlour????

:)
Nov 27th, 2002, 09:41 AM
GingerNut

I don't know if I'd make a good hair dresser. I made a right mess shaving my head to become a buddhist monk. That's why I put my Santa hat back on. :D
Nov 27th, 2002, 05:43 PM
Blinky Bill

Good idea on the Salon, but why not call it Venerable Nuts Hair Salon?
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:10 AM
GingerNut

I NEED A DRINK!!!
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:22 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
I NEED A DRINK!!!

What can I get ye?
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:30 AM
venerable bede

Hmmmmm

Good effort at being a geordie.

You forgot to hit Gingernut though.

You two arent Hershey Highwaymen by any chance?

Geordies have a low estimate of such chocolate behaviour.

;) ;) ;) ;)
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:34 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Good effort at being a geordie.

Nope I was just being make usual self:p
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:36 AM
venerable bede

I have a stale glass of wizz.

Give that to Gingernut. Just call it something like "Pint of Golden Shower".

I'm sure he will enjoy it.
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:36 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
What can I get ye?

Anything.
Make it a double, no wait, make it a triple.
Ah hell just give me the bottle!!!

I'll be sitting in the corner, drinking myself comatose. :eek:
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:37 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
Anything.
Make it a double, no wait, make it a triple.
Ah hell just give me the bottle!!!

I'll be sitting in the corner, drinking myself comatose. :eek:

Ok here's three bottles of the usual:)
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:39 AM
GingerNut

Ta, keep em comin
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:40 AM
GingerNut

Can I have some cherries too?
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:41 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
Ta, keep em comin

ok here's another five bottles then:p
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:42 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
*plays organ while pet monkey eats GingerNut's nuts*

You sure that monkey wash the nuts first:p
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:48 AM
GingerNut

I don't have any nuts :eek:
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:50 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
I don't have any nuts :eek:

The monkey was going after Bonker then:eek:
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:52 AM
GingerNut

No, Bonker ate the monkey
Nov 29th, 2002, 06:54 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
No, Bonker ate the monkey

:p That would be about right :p
Nov 29th, 2002, 07:18 AM
BodwadUK

Bloody Hell this place has changed GIVE US A CIDER AND SHUT UP CAUSE MY ED URTS!!!!!!:( :( :(
Nov 29th, 2002, 07:20 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Bloody Hell this place has changed GIVE US A CIDER AND SHUT UP CAUSE MY ED URTS!!!!!!:( :( :(

Here's your cider:)
Nov 29th, 2002, 08:37 AM
venerable bede

Wheres my monkey gone???
Nov 29th, 2002, 08:39 AM
BodwadUK

OHHH is that what i ate!!!!!! Sorry bad night ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :eek: :eek:
Nov 29th, 2002, 08:43 AM
venerable bede

Michael Jacksons gonna be pissed.

You have just eaten his shag!!!!!!!!

;)
Nov 29th, 2002, 08:58 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
OHHH is that what i ate!!!!!!

Hey, take a lax, and give venerable bede his monkey back :D
Nov 29th, 2002, 09:04 AM
venerable bede

Considering the monkey weighed in at 140 pounds thats gonna have to be 1 hell of a laxative.

I hope he's still alive after all that.
Nov 29th, 2002, 09:08 AM
GingerNut

His fur might be a bit sticky but I'm sure he'll be fine :D
Nov 29th, 2002, 09:12 AM
venerable bede

CHRIST........It's gonna take an age to comb all those tagnuts out.

Poooeeee.......What have you been eating....apart from monkeys that is?

Cmere a minute....

Grab him girls!

The 11 naked nuns strip Gingernut naked and tie him up.
They then roll Ginge over.................Wheres the monkey?
Nov 29th, 2002, 09:20 AM
venerable bede

Is that a pipe in your pocket or do you like the nuns?
Nov 29th, 2002, 09:24 AM
GingerNut

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Nov 29th, 2002, 09:25 AM
GingerNut

Oh SH*T, nuns, run!!!
http://www.edge-pictures.com/nuns1.JPG

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