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Listen you dumb Aussie motherfuker! You can say anything you want about me, but when you accuse my family of having FRENCH BLOOD, you've gone way too far!Quote:
Oh, go **** yourself you bloody seppos white trash piece of ****, your mother ****** your ***** and then she **** with a goddamn ***** Frenchman! Now I know where you got your **** wit and ******* charming perso******nality you stupid ****** - the milkman!!!!
Oh yeah, that's right.... with all my screaming, I forgot what the hell I was on about...;)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Well I wouldn't expect you to since I thought you were agreeing with me...
I know, I was just pointing it out to everyone else...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Listen you dumb Aussie motherfuker! You can say anything you want about me, but when you accuse my family of having FRENCH BLOOD, you've hit the nail on the head!
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!
Take that back right now! There is no French blood in me and I swear I will fight to the death to protect my family's honor and protect our good name in this matter! Do you hear me??? There is no French blood anywhere in my family tree!
p.s. At least you quoted the "dumb Aussie motherfuker" correctly.
So we can all wait in great anticipation of the bloody civil war that will make the EU an actual country ??? We had 800,000 dead in 4 years in the 1860's. That's all it took to achieve the Federal law we have now.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Should how they were formed matter?
Your "federal law" is like the European law. Granted, the european law is in it's infancy, is quite ineffective at times and can be ignored pretty much willy nilly by member states (like those bloody Frogs are doing at the moment). But everything has to start somewhere.
Bloody Frogs eh.....do they do things on purpose just to piss people off or are they really as ****ing annoying as I've heard ??
Whoops....:pQuote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
p.s. At least you quoted the dumb Aussie motherfuker correctly.
Frenchy!
I hear that the French have already surrendered.Quote:
So we can all wait in great anticipation of the bloody civil war that will make the EU an actual country ??? We had 800,000 dead in 4 years in the 1860's. That's all it took to achieve the Federal law we have now.
LOL !Quote:
Whoops....
Frenchy!
DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A FRENCHY YOU . . . YOU . . .
Aw shoot, I can't possibly think of anything worse than that.
What's up Frenchy :D j/k
Vous pouvez juste aller à l'enfer, rjlohan. Votre mère suce le pénis d'un âne et votre père est en prison africaine, obtenant à sexe anal de dix hommes noirs chaque jour - er, um, I mean, you can just go to hell, rjlohan!!!
Translated:
You can right outward journey with the hell, rjlohan. Your mother sucks the ***** of an ass and your father is in African prison, obtaining with anal sex of ten black men each day
:p That perfectly describes him :p
You've obviously got as much talent at translating a foreign language as you do in producing amusing or intelligent comments.Quote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Translated:
You can right outward journey with the hell, rjlohan. Your mother sucks the ***** of an ass and your father is in African prison, obtaining with anal sex of ten black men each day
:p That perfectly describes him :p
Anyways,
3 Frenchmen are in a bar, when in walks a seppo. The Frenchies start laughing at him, making jokes and so on and so on, when one of the Frenchies (who's had 1 1/2 glasses of wine, and is now really drunk :rolleyes: ) says to his buddies "Watch dis, I will insult that stupid American man over dere!"
So he wanders over to the seppo and says "I hear that your Thomas Jefferson is a bumb-pinching, willy-licking homosexual. That is a poofter to you stupid Americans!"
The seppo looks up from his drink and says "Oh, I didn't know that." Then he goes back to his drink.
The Frenchman, a little stunned goes back to his group and tells them what happened. "He vas not fazed, he did not bat an eyelid!" To which another of the group of 3 says "Vatch dis, I will give him a roasting the likes of which he has never heard!" And goes over to the seppo.
He leans over and says "I hear that your Thomas Jefferson was one of the stupidest, most corrupt, slimiest little weasel and definately ugliest politicians that your meeserable little country has ever sired!"
To which the seppo says, without looking up "Oh, how 'bout that hey. Hmm, never really thought about it before, but I guess you could be right..."
So, the second Frenchman, again having failed in the quest to razz the seppo, goes back dejectedly to his friends and tells them of his failure.
Now the 3rd Frenchman stands up and says "You two do not know anything, I will do it once and for all!" And off he goes.
He gets to the American and proclaims "I HEAR THAT YOUR THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS A FRENCHMAN!"
The American brushes him off and says "YEah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me..."
:D
I didn't claim talent you dumb ***, I used babelfish:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
You've obviously got as much talent at translating a foreign language as you do in producing amusing or intelligent comments.
Well you obviously put no thought of your own into that translation. It makes bugger all sense.
I bet you don't even know what the Babel Fish is either...:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by rjlohan
Well you obviously put no thought of your own into that translation. It makes bugger all sense.
You are stupider than I thought..
Babelfish = automatic translator
Obviously if something is automatic, it means I didn't "think" about it
I can get a general idea of what it means however
You seem to be getting less coherent and less intelligent every time you hit that submit button.
It was plainly obvious you used a computer dictionary to translate it, it just shows how stupid you are that you couldn't translate correctly, but rather had to rely on the literal definition of each word or phrase as defined in a dicitonary.
And the Babel Fish is more than an online dictionary - where dod the name come from? And where did it come from before that?
Go on, impress us with your vast knowledge of the world...oh hang on, you're only 12 or something, right? Ok then, you can be stupid for another couple of years before the law is gonna be able to do something about you. Guess that'll have to do me.
Afraid not...it seems you're having a harder time understanding.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan You seem to be getting less coherent and less intelligent every time you hit that submit button.
Ooh, wow, I'm stupid! I don't know French! My, my, I'm not polylingual am I? Nope. Big deal. Even if I was, I couldn't be bothered to sit and translate anyway.Quote:
It was plainly obvious you used a computer dictionary to translate it, it just shows how stupid you are that you couldn't translate correctly, but rather had to rely on the literal definition of each word or phrase as defined in a dicitonary.
I see! The law is going to take care of me because I'm not multi-lingual and because I couldn't be ****ed to learn the meaning of the word "Babel fish".Quote:
And the Babel Fish is more than an online dictionary - where dod the name come from? And where did it come from before that?
Go on, impress us with your vast knowledge of the world...oh hang on, you're only 12 or something, right? Ok then, you can be stupid for another couple of years before the law is gonna be able to do something about you. Guess that'll have to do me.
Hmm, if that's how your legal system is over in Australia, then I feel sorry for you.
I have something called a "life". Read my lips, it's one word. LIFE. Maybe people like you who have no-- LIFE-- can have time to study French, or learn certain trivia. Meanwhile I will be, let me repeat this again, going on with my LIFE. So be happy with your French "skills", the French people don't deserve my ****ing time and neither do you.
So when you learn to be nice to others, not make assumptions, and learn how NOT to be a *******, then maybe mikey and I will stop reporting every post you make.
BTW, clearly you have a piss-poor memory, as I'm 15.
Report away, there's plenty of offensive stuff coming out of you, so that sounds just a little hypocritical to me...:rolleyes:
Well, I'm not trashing your country. Well at least I wasn't until you went on your American-trashing spree...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Report away, there's plenty of offensive stuff coming out of you, so that sounds just a little hypocritical to me...:rolleyes:
What's your big problem with Americans anyway. OK so you don't like America's military tactics... that doesn't mean you have to hate everyone that lives in America...
I was going to be very nice to you...until you started acting like an ass...
Poor me...:(
You turn it around however you like, but if you're gonna report me, you'd better start deleting some of your own posts, 'cause it's hardly a one-sided affair is it, and in your own words from another thread, you started it.
Grow up, boy.
Well, I'm not right myself either. Neither of us are.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Poor me...:(
You turn it around however you like, but if you're gonna report me, you'd better start deleting some of your own posts, 'cause it's hardly a one-sided affair is it, and in your own words from another thread, you started it.
Grow up, boy.
We're both going to get warned and possibly even banned if we keep this up.
Let's call peace right now. Both of us get out of this thread...you stop trashing Americans...stop trashing me...I'll stop trashing you..and Australians...
How about it...for the good of VBF...:)
You remind me of my sister - start an arugment, lose it through lack of intelligent retorts, then dob.
Pffft.
:rolleyes:
Erm, I was the last one to make a statement which you still haven't replied to. So YOU would be losing.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
You remind me of my sister - start an arugment, lose it through lack of intelligent retorts, then dob.
Pffft.
:rolleyes:
BTW, I didn't start this argument-- you were the first to make an Anti-American comment.
You want to fight like kovan and aknisely, fine. One of us is going to get banned, and it's not gonna be me.
Well if you consider "WooHoo! Gotta love them Frenchies" Anti-American, that's your problem, not mine. I'd say that this was what started it boyo:
The first genuinely 'racist' remarks were made by your co-dobber mikey, against the French.Quote:
You have to learn to ignore Taliban-supportive twats like [removed names....but i think you all know who you are..many are posting in this thread]
I don't know what they are saying as I have ONE PERSON IN PARTICULAR on ignore but I"m sure it's something gh3y..
I go away for a couple hours only to come back and find the hatred multiplied by 10! It's nice to see.
There's nothing wrong with making racist remarks about the French because they're all true.Quote:
The first genuinely 'racist' remarks were made by your co-dobber mikey, against the French.
Now that should get you banned from VB World for life, if you ask me!Quote:
"WooHoo! Gotta love them Frenchies"
Really? I don't remember anyone telling you that if you didn't use a rubber they'd tell mom . . .Quote:
You remind me of my sister
Don't start me!
:D
As for my last post, not really directed at you, but I was getting threatened with dobbing, by the person who really started all this...:rolleyes:
Hey!!!! Ther is a Frenchman In My Family Tree!!!
Alright, alright :D
BTW, how did the term seppos come about and what the heck is dobbing?
BTW He's still hanging there :D
:D ;) :pQuote:
BTW He's still hanging there
Yea I know, I have issues:rolleyes: :D
Seppos? I have no idea. I think the relationship isQuote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Alright, alright :D
BTW, how did the term seppos come about and what the heck is dobbing?
Yank=Tank=Septic Tank=Seppos
Something like that...:confused:
Dobbing - you know what that is surely - reporting someone like a little crybaby, that sort of thing.
You've never heard "Dobber Donkey!" or "dobbers wear nappies!"
before ??
:eek:
Seconded. :D ;) :pQuote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
:D ;) :p
a) Don't Panic!Quote:
And the Babel Fish is more than an online dictionary - where dod the name come from? And where did it come from before that?
b) Mythical story in a mythical book about a tower, vengeance and foreign languages.
I cant believe that this thread has got to however many pages it has (how is that for laziness combined with short term memory loss :eek: ) without a single mention of the size of the respective participants' male appendages and / or fathers. :p So I will immediately address this problem....
my father is 6'1 ! :o :p
ps rj, coup is a french word! :eek: coup d'etat, coup de grace
No, guess I never really picked up on that term, but if that's what dobbing is, then to tell the truth, you were both dobbing like a couple little bitches.Quote:
Dobbing - you know what that is surely - reporting someone like a little crybaby, that sort of thing.
I guess you still don't get 'dobbing', cause I haven't. sgttennisboy claimed he was, and that you were too. BB - How the hell can I explain dobbing?? What's a seppo word for 'dob'?!?
:confused:
Oh, and Beachbludger - did you just read all of this thread - I noticed you hanging around for awhile in the vicinity of ChitChat...you must be bloody bored... :rolleyes:
P.S - Glad someone knew the babel story...:D
P.P.S - I knew the origin of coup, just couldn't spell it, and anyway I'm anti-American, not anti-French, haven't you been paying attention...:p
P.P.P.S - I'm 6'1
LOL no.. i open up multiple windows and dawdle thru...Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Oh, and Beachbludger - did you just read all of this thread - I noticed you hanging around for awhile in the vicinity of ChitChat...you must be bloody bored... :rolleyes:
The HGTTG version was much funnier than the original but I cant quite tell you which one is more fanciful... :eek:Quote:
P.S - Glad someone knew the babel story...:D
Bah u expect anyone to make sense of what u lot have been babbling ( qv :D ) about in this thread... the sad bit is that i know u would argue black was white just to keep the ball rolling!! :DQuote:
P.P.S - I knew the origin of coup, just couldn't spell it, and anyway I'm anti-American, not anti-French, haven't you been paying attention...:p
So, I can still look down on ya... only just! :DQuote:
P.P.P.S - I'm 6'1 [/B]