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Apr 11th, 2002, 10:18 AM
Ianpbaker

THis is getting beyond a joke. I bought a new pair of shoes for work a couple of weeks ago and they have got rubber soles. Becuase of the lovely capets we have in this office I am getting electrocuted all the bloody time. I'm not talking about little shocks, more like someone has connected me to the mains. :mad:

well it's either my shoe's or theese sexy new Latex y-fronts I'm wearing and all the friction that is produced down below :cool: :D
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:24 AM
barrk

I have the same problem myself....but I just thought it was my electrifying personality! ;)
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:25 AM
Pix

Poor Ian, sounds like you need another pint

*gets Ian a pint* :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:31 AM
Ianpbaker

Didn't see that one comming Katie :D :cool:

Nic, at this rate, I'm gonna be pished soon and I've still got 45 mins to go :p :D
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:34 AM
Wally Pipp

I see Ian is fully briefed about current affairs.

Shocking isn't it ?

Ev'nin all and sundry and just to remind you : Shoarma IS and REMAINS UNDER EVERY CONDITION vile excrement.

DON'T eat it :(
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:34 AM
Pix

Pished on two pints!!! I know you can take more than that Ian :)

Anyway, like you say there's only 45 min to go so it doesn't matter

Here, have another pint :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:36 AM
barrk

Hey Ian....where are you going on your bender this weekend? Do you have a designated driver?
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:37 AM
Ianpbaker

I'm out of practise at the moment Nic. I have been sober for far too long. I might end up talking sense soon :(
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:39 AM
Wally Pipp

can't believe you missed my puns Ian :eek::D
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:40 AM
barrk

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I'm out of practise at the moment Nic. I have been sober for far too long. I might end up talking sense soon :(

Don't worry Ian....I'm quite sure that will never happen!:p
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:40 AM
Bonker Gudd

Afternoon :o
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:41 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Hey Ian....where are you going on your bender this weekend? Do you have a designated driver?

I'm the designated driver, as I pefer it that way and all my friends are more than happy to take it :eek: :D (Took your time to pick up on that one katie ;) )

I'm off to Eastbourne to a rather nice night club over there, for a friends birthday party. so all you girls better come down and line up in an orderly que and please don't fight as Ian's here all night :cool: ;)
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:42 AM
barrk

Are you Bonkerlicious today?
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:42 AM
Pix

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I might end up talking sense soon :(

Oh no, that's terrible :(

In these circumstances there's only one thing for it....

........Sherry :D
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:44 AM
Bonker Gudd

I too am rather sober, I need some drugs :(
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:44 AM
barrk

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker

I'm the designated driver, as I pefer it that way and all my friends are more than happy to take it :eek: :D I just tell them to bendover and I drive it home!
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:47 AM
Wally Pipp

I sincerely need as broomstick.
You can't go about life without a decent broomstick.
They are imperative to good cooking.
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:47 AM
Ianpbaker

seriously though, I'm not driving (either my car or something else ;) ) as I haven't been out on the lash for a good couple of month's and definately need a good old session :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:48 AM
Wally Pipp

denied ! :mad:
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:50 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I sincerely need as broomstick.
You can't go about life without a decent broomstick.
They are imperative to good cooking.

Yep right with you on that mate, My mum used to always say when I was Kid "Put down that barbie Ian and come and listen. WHen your older always make sure you have a broom stick handy as you never know when you might need one" :cool:
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:51 AM
Bonker Gudd

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I haven't been out on the lash for a good couple of month's and definately need a good old session :)

A half of shandy and you'll be well away :D
Apr 11th, 2002, 10:54 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
A half of shandy and you'll be well away :D

Get it right Bonker, It's a Kaliber Shandy, Heavy on the lemonade :mad:
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:00 AM
parksie

Afternoon.
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:01 AM
Pix

ello parksie, hows things?
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:02 AM
Bonker Gudd

Hello darling!
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:03 AM
Ianpbaker

Right thats me done for the day. hope you all have a spankicously Good evening and I Shall catch up with you fine people later :)

Ta for now :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:08 AM
Pix

tra a bit Ian! Have fun :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:11 AM
Bonker Gudd

Yeah, go steady on the Kaliber, Ian :p
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:12 AM
barrk

Bye Ian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'ello Pervert Parks, Perky Pix and Peppy Pipp!:)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:15 AM
parksie

Hello Kleptomaniacal Katie! :D
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:18 AM
barrk

Wutsnu?????????? Bonkerbaby......are you not speaking to me today? I promise I'll eat crow if you say hello!
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:22 AM
chrisjk

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Perky Pix

I say! ;)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:24 AM
Pix

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
I say! ;)

*blushes*
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:28 AM
Bonker Gudd

Would you like to nibble my crow, Katie :eek: :p
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:32 AM
chrisjk

Quote:

Originally posted by Pix
*blushes*

*tickles Pix again* :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:34 AM
Pix

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
*tickles Pix again* :)

*tickles Chris back* :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:35 AM
barrk

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Would you like to nibble my crow, Katie :eek: :p

Yes, please! With a little garlic butter if you have any!
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:36 AM
chrisjk

Quote:

Originally posted by Pix

*tickles Chris back* :)

hee hee hehehehhehe...stop...hehehehe please heheheh

ohh, not there! :eek: ;)

heehe :)
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:38 AM
ghost ryder

*wanders in looking confuzzled*

ello everyone
Apr 11th, 2002, 11:40 AM
Pix

what about there, or there ;) :)