Come to think of it, I think I should rename the Functions and Subs chapter to Procedures. What do y'all think?
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Come to think of it, I think I should rename the Functions and Subs chapter to Procedures. What do y'all think?
We don't roll like that no more homie ;). We call them methods now.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Yes, we are very methodical these days.
Most of the terminology I'm coming up with is straight from MSDN. The unfortunate thing is that most of the articles are targeted towards VS2003, so right after VB6.
Are you living in a time warp?
Let's do the time warp again!
http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/...-be-unseen.jpg
Oh God! Are you trying to traumatize me Dday!!!
By the way, I finished the tutorial. Now I'm just working on the website.
God I hate web development. 2, 3, 4, or more languages just to develop a decent website.
I agree. Web development is still in its infancy as far as tools are concerned.
That's a lot of languages :confused:
It's really just JavaScript (which controls the DOM - so HTML is really just the face of JS).
Typically what I use is:
- HTML - Content
- CSS - Style and formatting
- PHP - Server side work
But I know most people also include JS and possibly some Flash for some flash.
Well - it could be argued that #1 and #2 are just markups - uber-complex property windows for the visual pop. If you aren't running any JavaScript functions on the page it could be argued that there is no web programming involved...
If you want to get specific, I never said web programming; I said web development :DQuote:
If you aren't running any JavaScript functions on the page it could be argued that there is no web programming involved...
Shi-Sha!
If SilverLight was a smashing success like Flash, it would have been of little concern. We could have just developed web apps much like we develop normal desktop apps in VB.Net.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
To be honest, I've never developed anything with Silverlight, although a few applications I've had to use in the past required it. What is it? I mean I know it's similar to WPF right?
SilverLight is Microsoft's version of Flash. You write browser applications for it and it runs within a sandbox.
Fixed up the mistake in your post.Quote:
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Lol! Should be: Getting through work while being set on fire and tearing off my scalp.
I don't remember that happening at work. Is that a cajun thing?
I've personally never done PCP before, but I can count on two hands the amount of acquaintances that have. I think out of all of those people, only 1 decided to do it a second time.
I've only done TCP a couple of times, and never PCP. Frankly, I also don't have that many friends who have done either one.
Lol, I don't have any friends that have done TCP either.
Remember - it's OPP that gets you in real trouble...
Object Parsing Protocol?
Orbital Plasma Pummeler?
Original Paradise Proxy?
Orangutan Primate Primacy?
Oh yeah:
Obscene Panda Proking
(they just aren't any good at it)
Well - OPF is other peoples French fries - which do in fact taste better...
Well I finally got and finished my first paid programming job!
I created software that manages cooking recipes in VB.Net.
Got paid a whole $21, well $19.88 after pay-pal fee. But none the less I did it!
Cool. So what was your hourly rate?
It took me about 5 hours to complete so gross: $4.20 and net: $3.98.
That's the problem with small projects. Nobody would afford them if you charged a reasonable rate, and nobody can afford to make a living writing them if they don't.
Really I did it for the experience otherwise I probably would've charged a bit more. It's still a nifty little program that uses XML for storage rather than a database. Remember the question I had yesterday about serialization? It was in relation to that program.
So how much you gonna pay me for my serializable TimeSpan ? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
-clears throat and starts to sweat-
Well you see....
-ZING! Outta here!-
I figured that out.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Figured that, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Ship him a rotten fish. After all, you didn't get much for the program, so he can't be expecting much for that code. A rotten fish is pretty clearly "not much", but it's most definitely not nothing.
Hey get back here!!! Police!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
As long as its a big fish. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Like a reel big fish?
lol.....Shaggy has rubbed off on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Lol, I suppose so.
So Boudreaux was sitting in class the other day and as a creative thinking assignment the teacher placed a brink on her desk.
The teacher asked the little girl sitting up front, "What do you see in this brick?" The little girl replied "My daddy 'cause he's a construction worker."
The teach asked the little boy sitting behind her, "What do you see in this brick?" The little boy replied "Home, 'cause my house is made out of brick."
The teacher noticed ol' Boudreaux snoozing in the back and yelled to him, "Boudreaux, what do you see in this brick?" Boudreaux woke up and meekly replied "Nekked girls."
The teacher got upset and grabbed him by the ear and said, "Now Boudreaux why did you say that?" Boudreaux replied back "Mais dat's what I always tink 'bout"
Honesty will get you nowhere.
Honey, does this make me look fat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Honey, did you get our child's immunizations done?
Honey, where's the money from our savings?
All things that you need to lie about sometimes right?
I have a friend who's wife made FAR more than he did. He kept a little stash of money in his "gun fund". Once he had enough, he'd buy another gun and sneak it into the safe. He figured that she never counted the guns in the safe.
I've never understood that about hunters anyways. I prefer that a fishing lure be effective for multiple kinds of fish, but hunters seem to have one specific shotgun/rifle/handgun for every species that they could hunt, or that anybody could ever have hunted. I think that some of my friends have a wooly mammoth gun, just in case the cloning attempt is successful.
Lol. Personally I only have 2 guns: a 16 guage I use for rabbits and squirrels and then a .22 that uses both LR and shorts. But I need a new gun to replace the .22 since you can't hardly find any ammo any more for them.
I thought the ammo shortage was history?
I think you should get a 12 gauge and use buckshot for squirrels. It's hunting and hamburger in one good shot.
Nope, not in South Louisiana. I have yet to find a store that can keep .22 ammo for more than a day. I got lucky last time and the supply truck just stopped by. I waited in line for 1/2 an hour to be limited to only one box of either 25, 50, or 100. I bought the 25 for $4! That is ridiculous considering that I use to purchase 100 for $2 a little less than a year and a half ago.Quote:
I thought the ammo shortage was history?
Believe it or not but my brother uses a 12 gauge with a buck shot and 2 bird shots behind that just in case. Of course he couldn't hit water if he jumped in a bayou too.
Today was a very productive day. I...
Went grocery shopping with the baby
Went to Nederland, TX. and bought and accordion
Visited my brother for his 20th birthday
And finally finished my tutorial website!
I want all y'all to check out the website: http://vbprogramming.host22.com/Website/home.html
Have you ever played an accordion?
A little bit. But only on other people's for about an hour at a time. So not enough to get good.
.22 is still rare everywhere... Every once in a while I will see one box on the shelf... surprised it was even there. Thats why I bought an AR15 instead of a .22 rifle. There is plenty of .223 and 5.56 around...Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9