this is what i get for not posting a lot here...
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this is what i get for not posting a lot here...
Now now, don't go sulking ... just a few friendly jabs ;)
yes... i know *cries in corner* :D:D
I think Harry is probably more capable of providing the correct answers than Bonker........after all he's affectionately referred to as Harry the Bastard!
i could be eric the bastard lol
Speaking of bastards ... another synagogue got attacked here in Antwerp and some people are staging protests.
Nothing wrong with protest but why do all these moronic hotheads have to throw rocks and destroy property ??
Water cannons were needed and innocent people who have nothing to do with the whole middle east situation are even more angered.
Jewish community got more police protection and who will have to pay for all these shenanigans ? You've guessed it.
Sodding bastards nearly dented my car too :mad:
And then they call us racists for voting for extreme right and wonder why there are so many ... :rolleyes:
anyone who disagrees with their point of view are labeled racists.....or told to STFU...as evidenced by at least one member of this forum.
See, I'm not fully qualified to judge the situation in Israel and I will refrain from voicing an opinion other than that it is a disgrace from both sides that needs to be resolved soon.
But we're at least 3000 km away from Israel so why do they think they can commit arson and chucking rocks at jewish commerce buildings and houses of devotion over here ?
Why here ? Don't these idiot have anything better to do ? Sheesh, you would at least think that living in another country would yield a bit of respect for it.
How about, we leave religion and politics alone...
Personally I wouldn't want to give an opinion for fear of being shot down, or being accused of something.
Lets talk about...
Spam :)
Quote:
Originally posted by Monty Python
Man: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
M: Well, what you got?
W: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam , spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
W (cont): or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm manor with chalots and overshies, garnashed with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Wi: I don't want any spam!
M: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wi: That's got spam in it.
M: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Wi: (over vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?
Wa: Ech!
Wi: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Wa: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wi: I don't like spam!
M: Sh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts vikings off again)
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Wa: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
M: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Wa: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony) .
There's an aussie site with the complete works of Monty Python
forgot its name ...
Laughed myself senseless with the Argument clinic and the gumbys :D
ps : the first one to dent my car or to chuck a brick through my window will earn himself an extended stay at the nearest E.R.
*throws spam at Wally Pipp's car*
:D
You bastard !
You vicious heartless bastard !
I've worked my fingers to the bone to have such a car and you come in here, throwing spam at it and fussing and complaining
Ooooh it makes me mad !
*slams down cleaver*
You shaved it too ... how nice :D
evening to anyone who is around :)
I do try to keep at my best :)Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
You shaved it too ... how nice :D
But even people as gorgeous as I am need their beauty sleep:rolleyes:, night night :o
Who's been shaving? :cool:
I don't shave..................................my face ;)
Hmmm.
*slaps himself with wet herring*
Stop it!
Don't do that, Bonker.....you have such a nice face http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
Tee hee :)Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
Hi there. Nice to see some more girls on the boards :cool:. Time was when the only girls were Pix & Katie. Oh and Parksie at weekends ;):D
It's nice to meet you too Ric. Where are you from?
SJR and DragonFly are also women Ric........the sisterhood is starting to grow........watch out ;) !!!!
He he he
The women are taking over! http://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac...unny/jump1.gif
Like ur smiley bonker, looks like Wally on a good day :)
Nice tongue Bonker:p
.......aren't you lucky!!!!!Quote:
The women are taking over!
:p
First the forums!!! And then the World!!! Mwaahaaahaaahaa
*ahem*
Sorry, I tend to get a bit carried away, lol
*runs away to bed* :p
bed? sounds good to me ;)
The women will soon take that over too Bonker........not that you'd mind though!Quote:
*runs away to bed*
He he he
:)
Hey, it's the parkster, how ya doing Mike?
Hi all I'm new here, what do you people talk about. I've read some of your posts but i just don't get them.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Are you always this mad?
We only talk about the must intelligent, thought-provoking, and insightful subjects as you can tell......:rolleyes:
hey i can be mad too
http://www.grillsportverein.de/smili...nkai/flipa.gif
And if ya believe that . . . .Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
We only talk about the must intelligent, thought-provoking, and insightful subjects as you can tell......:rolleyes: