I'm going to be franc with y'all. Those were pretty good.
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I'm going to be franc with y'all. Those were pretty good.
Oooo, that was right on the money.
Good thing you had enough cents not to pound the wrong currency.
At least Napolean got to the capital. The Germans also invaded Russia, but did na zi Moscow, except from a distance (that pun makes more sense when spoken).
Yeah, I had to read that one nein times before I got it.
Hate to interrupt, but can anyone tell me where the bathroom is ?
The bathroom? That's over by the showers.
I feel bad about that one...:(
Reminds me of a story from out here. A buddy of mine hired a seasonal guy to live in a remote camp trailer that had a gray water hookup but not a black water hookup. Therefore, he could use the sink, shower, and the like, but there was no sewer facilities. He told the guy that he couldn't use the toilet, but he could use the shower. A couple weeks later, he stopped by on a warm day and found that the guy HAD gotten his wires crossed and thought that he was to use the shower as a toilet (liquid only, fortunately). It was totally full and fermenting.
Fermenting? Then the guy had bigger problems than which receptacle to use if I may be a little candida than usual! To be fair a lot of people are still confused by the difference between bathing facilities such as hot tub and Jacuzzi. A hot tub is, of course, a large tub filled with hot aerated water used for recreation or physical therapy whereas Jaccuzi is the Italian translation of a famous open letter published by Emile Zola.
So it's safe to say that if anyone mentions Jacuzzi to you when they meant hot tub, they'll be in some hot water?
Whaa Bam! I'm on a roll today!
Let's just say they'll be going down in my esteamation!
I thought you were going somewhere else with that, but I don't feel like explaining that statement, so I guess I won't. It's the post race, though, so here I am saying that I'm not going to explain myself.
It's the post race. I can do...
this
over
and.
over.
Yes. Yes, you can. The thermo-nuclear missile now speeding toward you is merely a mark of my appreciation!
My nuclear thermos missile is also on its way.
I like soup.
How about a nice game of chess?
Later. Lets play Global Thermos Nuclear War.
This all reminds me of...
Yeah, that's a good one.
I think the first time I saw that I was in middle school and I was laughing so hard because he cursed so much.
Dude....don't be saying stuff like that. The video has W in it, so it can't be older than 2001. You make me feel older than dirt.
Yeah, I was 10 when 9/11 happened. I actually remember being in elementary school and the teacher turning the tv on.
Yeah, I was 10 when I watched those twin towers get built!
Y'all are old :cool:
Nah - just had a lot of life - it's something that gets filled not emptied :)
Tell the mortician that!
It doesn't matter if you get stuffed by the mortician. You'll be dead anyways.
I went to HS with a guy who's goal in life was to be a mortician. We took physiology together and did a team dissection of a cat. He was seriously into it, which was pretty entertaining. Just what this world needs: A mortician who's the life of the party.
Dum Dum Crash!
That's a true story. I really liked that class because that guy was so totally into the dissection.
while working i'm comfortable , what makes me tired is being gadabout and meeting other people
The post race has fallen too far down the page.
One man's 'too far' is another's 'Hallelujah!'
I think that I may have finally gotten my "Big Break" with a programming job.
How's that? Are you going to be working for the feds fixing the health care site, or something less....uh....interesting....to be polite.
Ha, nope. I've emailed a few local computer/networking/IT businesses and here is one of the responses I got back:
Quote:
David,
I'd like to know more about your skills and potential.
Let's get together after Xmas and meet. Please call me on my cell phone.
Thanks,
How many times do you need to be told not to respond to Russian Bride sites? :eek:
Is it just me or has chit-chat come to a complete shuddering halt since Brad's Papal Bull on being nice to each other? Where are the revolting posters in these dark days of oppression?
It has nothing to do with any bull coming from Brad, papal or otherwise. CC has been dead for a long time. Essentially, all the nutters wandered off. Eventually, somebody else will show up with some insane theory, or an ebook of entertainment, or something else....people will jump up and down, hoot and holler, spew spittle all over their monitors, and then the nutter, duly insulted, will leave. Some people just don't revel sufficiently in the wackiness of others. Look at tHe iMp and Moti. They threw out ideas that might well be thrown out, and lots of people said what they really felt about them...so they left.
I remember many years back when somebody started a thread by flaming all immigrants. It was a pretty ignorant thread, but it went on for pages. Back then, though, the OP could delete the entire thread by deleting the initial post, and that's what the OP did to that thread. It probably didn't belong, as it was largely a racist rant, but it caused excitement. Witis had a few entertaining threads, too. All you have to do is spout off with a deeply held belief that is sideways to the rest of the world and isn't so foul that it gets you banned, and we're off to the races. Since that type of person tends to find few adherents, they wander away and we all go back to sleep.
The fault lies not in the oddball stars of CC, but with us.
Oh God....Witis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
WITIS SON WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!! ?????
Witis was... different.
What's odd is that every once in a while he would say something that would make sense or I'd agree with, then out of no where he'd change it up to where I'd be the guy who plotted 9/11!
Mais sha, I feel so bad for people like him.
And then more recently there was that guy that kept saying MickeySoft.
He came and went all in one thread though.
Once upon a time there was an odd man.
He claimed to have C++ plan.
He tried to introduce himself to the site.
But here came a Mod with all his might.
He threw him to the wolves known as the Chit-Chat.
He hit the bottom hard, it even went splat.
Now he is gone, even withered away.
Perhaps he'll be back... Yeah no way!
That's my tribute to Dr. Seuss