Yep. Freebies all round where I'm involved cuz I'm tighter than the noose Bill Gates is tying for himself.
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Yep. Freebies all round where I'm involved cuz I'm tighter than the noose Bill Gates is tying for himself.
*Gaffer kicks Ian squarely in the plums, and proceeds to strangle Mike with Ian's gonads
:)
Hey, stop that :p Before I remove your giblets and garrotte you with them :D
*Gaffer looks on amazed at how Mike can possibly do anything with Ian's testicles smear over his face, but puts it at the back of his mind and turns Mike inside out.
All a bit agressive here aint we? :D
It's one of those weeks.
Yeah, dunno what it is, but my week has been absolute poo. Nearly walked out of my job yeaterday, have no motivation today, and want to smear testicles everywhere...
:eek:
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Originally posted by Gaffer
*Gaffer looks on amazed at how Mike can possibly do anything with Ian's testicles smear over his face, but puts it at the back of his mind and turns Mike inside out.
http://www.vbforums.com/avatar.php?u...line=989960768 <--- looks like hes just had his balls removed :D
heheh @ Simon
This made me laugh - the first time this week...
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory cos
her gammon was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out
fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five
children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck
there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed
kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses
at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from ?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a
bit confused as to why I've received them.
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went
so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy.
The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such
a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first
time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Lucy.
"And the third?".
"That's from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse. "He just wanted to
say thanks for his new ears."
:eek: :p :D Yeah
I am actually changin my avatar, just as soon as I can get my hand's on a design package to down size the image :)
:D hehe, sick and funny ! :D:D
Oh NO!!!! you aint gonna use that pic of....well you know! :eek: ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I am actually changin my avatar, just as soon as I can get my hand's on a design package to down size the image :)
as usual, I post a perfectly sensible post and some one manages to twist it :D
What do you expect if you post something sane on here? :rolleyes: :p
hey people.
*crispin now looks like starvin marvin due to weight loss from heat exhaustion*
Gaffer - who's yer agency?
hello everyone... happy fourth to the americans, the rest of you can ***** off :D :D lol. How is everyone, and where the hell is katie, i miss her :(:(
1776, you were Lucky ;)
I think Post Race should be claimed on behalf of Great Britain!
Hey Hey!
well a briton did start it, so yep, good plan