He was mad already.
:)
Katie - did you manage to get on at all? I gave up at about 2am having driven Harry and Dennis mad :D
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He was mad already.
:)
Katie - did you manage to get on at all? I gave up at about 2am having driven Harry and Dennis mad :D
oh, damn, I forgot you could see that... :o
yeah... I had too much caffeine last night...
you didn't drive me mad..... you drove me to drink a few cups of coffee, but you didn't drive me mad...
Hehehe. My favourite caffeinated drink is still Coke...because I hate coffee... :(
i ran outa coke and cant be bothered to get more:( and now im drinking coffee... even thou i dont like it but i need it!!!! LOL =)
I have orange capicino..... 50% more caffeine than normal coffee... hehehhehhehehehehehe :D
I can tell.
*watches Dennis quivering hyperactively*
I drink a lot of hot chocolate...it's more of a sedative :p
Hello?
Someone there?
No :p
Gerat! Then I can do here whatever I want, and nobody's going to see it!
Nope. Rebel away! :D
and i've won.
td.
Like hell you have :)
the reason that i spell so bad is im dislectic, the thing bush has, and gores lawer has. so i spell alot of things wrong. but people who are dislectic are really smart. and i was jist playing. cause right now most of you are probly better programers then me, but in a few years ill get alot better cause now im teaching myself.
people who are dyslexic aren't necesarily smart,
and people who are smart, aren't necesarily dyslexic...
but a lot of genious's have been known to be dyslexic.
and dyslexic people "see backwords"
so...:
head
they might see
haed
some of the misspellings you make are so bad a retarded baby would be able to correct them.... ;)
just kidding... but it might look a little better if you tried capitalizing some things.... like the letter i..
1st thing... people who are dyslexic cant help the way they spell, it mite be bad but they neva asked for it! would you like to have dyslexia? why dont you try? my dad is dyslexic and i have small trails of it but it has neva stopped me in anything.
2nd... Is this an english exam? are you gona fail me jus coz i dont capitalize my i's yea?
jus before u eva diss people wiv disabilities try to think how the person wiv the disability will see it, but you probaly wudnt be able to as u jus think bout urself.
I'm sure Dennis doesn't mean to have a pop at you, it's just that sometimes he's a bit Confused...
td.
well that confusion will kill him one day..
he he cant wait! (~LOL~)
~Chenko
Good afternoon you groovy chickens. How is everybody today?
td.
Glad I didn't go for a beer - bit rough. Good weekend?
afternoon all. Had a bit to much sherry last night so I've got a bit of a hangover
How's Paddington? Were you on the Harveys Bristol Cream?
Padington doesn't seem to be bad. all I've been doing this morning is copying and pasting metatags, But very soon i'll be getting my teeth sunk into xml and xsl wivh will be nice.
as for the sherry, Harvey's are for the conesuir, I was drinking safeway's own mixed in with meth's
aaahhhh, the groovy stuff (xml I mean, not the sherry). I've been documenting what I've written over the last 2 months - sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored
documentation. Don't you just love it
Mm, my days as a Maverick wham-bam get done quick programming are gone. Mind you, my programs work now!
Wat the heck dya mean by "borrocks"????
Ooo, look back bout 4 or 5 pages on this thread - I give an explanation...
*ahem**cough* I didn't mention it, but I have a slight case of dyslexia... but I am careful how I spell....Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
1st thing... people who are dyslexic cant help the way they spell, it mite be bad but they neva asked for it! would you like to have dyslexia? why dont you try? my dad is dyslexic and i have small trails of it but it has neva stopped me in anything.
2nd... Is this an english exam? are you gona fail me jus coz i dont capitalize my i's yea?
jus before u eva diss people wiv disabilities try to think how the person wiv the disability will see it, but you probaly wudnt be able to as u jus think bout urself.
and I NEVER said that you can help the way you spelt.... the thing about the retarded baby was a joke.... notice the "just kidding"
sorry if that offended you, but I indended it as a joke -- and only a joke.
I am about 85% sure that those aren't because of dyslexia...Quote:
neva
eva
coz
and that was what I was talking about. I would never make fun of a disability, or even joke about it... the "joke" I made, was aimed towards misspellings like those listed above, that aren't related to being dyslexic.. I admit I have spelled because like:
cuz
coz
cos
but I try not to do it unless the person I am talking to has known me for a while.
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, lighten up some, at least you aren't the one being called gay....
well im sorry,
when i type i dont really care how i type it as long as it looks close or sounds normal, i like to cut down on typing me dats y i use shortand, nothing of they way i spell here is coz of my dyslexia.
i jus dont like ppl putin others wiv disabilities down even if they av it themselves i fink its quite insensitive even if u say ur jokin
~Chenko
Again, I am sorry if I offended you..
Hey, only 10 pages to go....maybe we could finish this off today?
dats ok,
smh: finish wat off?
getting to 100 pages....
it's gonna be hard since katie, td, and parksie isn't here.....
:(
well, maybe we can do it.... I have nothing to do all day until about 4pm(seing "anit trust").....
Quote:
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. So he took his costume
and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an
hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided
to go to the party. Since her husband didn't know
what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching him to see how he acted when
she was not with him. So she got to the party and
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice chick he could.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner and
devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished;
naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
home and asked what kind of a time he had. He
said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I
loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
What did bill clinton say when the investigators
showed him a picture of Monica Lewinsky and asked
him if he had ever seen her.
He said, "Yes I think I've come across her face
a time or two."
If you look like your passport photo, you're too
ill to travel.
Will Kommen
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister if they
could discuss the use of the car. His father took
him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and
we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy
came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to
the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible
diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited and minute and replied, "You
know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You
know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
why even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied...."Yes, and they
WALKED every where they went!"
Did you hear about the two lesbians that built a
house?
They didn't use a single nail, it was all tongue
and groove.