Of course 1 post ever thirty seconds,
1 * 30 * 100 = 3000
3000 / 60 = 50
so 100 post would be 50 friggen minutes!
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Of course 1 post ever thirty seconds,
1 * 30 * 100 = 3000
3000 / 60 = 50
so 100 post would be 50 friggen minutes!
Hey I just did math on my Louisiana edumication!
I suppose I could just keep talking about nothing for another hour or so.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
By the way, I'm blonde.
I feel another refresh of the page coming on.
Oh wow, two more pages!
The last person to say anything other than me was Niya here.
I've gone 7 pages.... all alone.
I could make a suicide joke. :duck:
That was a little uncalled for. I think I'll stop for a while.
Ahh, who am I kidding I'm back.
I have 15 minutes to do nothing until lunch.
2+2 Mustang II
Mustang II's are mustang's too.
Rawr!
By the way here is the link to my babies heartbeat!
Wow, that's a lot of racing.
They wish...Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
I brought out my Mustang II today, and it's so hot...
Plus it aint got no air conditioning.
Oh boy....you've been busy I see....909 posts.....hmmmm
Yep, just lonely pointless typing. It's like a dirty strip club for typing.
Well I can't let you take the crown without putting up a fight so......you won't be alone for long.
When I listened to punk rock, I listened to a band named No-Cash, and this is one of their lyrics:Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
Quote:
flying on a forty that's how i get down!
you say you're the king but i'm wearing the crown
Don't understand the first line.
Neither do I, but hell it's punk rock you don't really need to.
40 oz bottle of beer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
It's definitely 40 of beer because he reference's Olde English earlier which is a 40.
there's a bug in your signature KILL IT
There may be a bee in his bonnet, too.
Hodor Hodor ?
hodor hodor hodor hodor!!!
It's perfectly natural for a woman, just relax, put your feet up and take it easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Now I can't believe that you are having a baby!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Hodor ?
Hodor !!!
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Hodor ? Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor!!!!!
Hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor ? Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
i'd like to have a duck instead of a baby :D
Mordor?
Mordor ! Hodor ! emmm...any translator ?
Hodor hodor hodor!!!!!! HODOR!!